4:15 PM-The Hallway
"Now, the normal kids' room didn't have a bathroom in it," narrated Linus. "So Kevin was nice enough to let them go in groups every two hours to use the bathroom on his territory."
Calvin, Hobbes, Edd, Sarah, and Jimmy were walking to the bathroom. Edd was the leader. "Now remember, we're just going to the restroom and back. Kevin says he doesn't want us running around on his land."
Calvin was whispering something to Hobbes. They had planned the whole morning and now that the day was almost over, they were ready to go. "Okay, Hobbes, let's make a break for the locker rooms! We'll lose the others and---"
"HEY!" screeched Sarah. "What are you talking about to that tiger?"
"None of your business!" Calvin shot back. "We don't associate with slimy girls!"
"Fighting will only slow us down..." began Edd.
"YOU KEEP OUT OF THIS!" yelled Sarah. Edd backed away nervously.
"Now!" cried Calvin. He and Hobbes made a run for it.
Calvin: I wanna be a mighty king
Who'll give enemies a scare!
Sarah: I've never seen a king on earth with yellow spiky hair!
Hobbes: And I will be the royal cat
With stripes orange and black
With a smart tiger at you side
No one will dare attack!
Jimmy: Oh, goody! We get to sing!
Calvin: Oh, I really want to be king
No one saying do this
No one saying be there!
Hobbes: No one saying stop that
No one saying see here!
Calvin: Free to attack all the girls
I'd be the best king in the world!
Edd: Calvin, I think you forgot
The bathrooms are that way!
Sarah: No loudmouthed little punk'll escape me any day!
Jimmy: If this is where the monarchy is headed, count me out
Out of this kingdom and America
I wouldn't hang about
Sarah, we better do something!
Sarah and Jimmy: Before Calvin and Hobbes become king!
Calvin and Hobbes were almost to the locker room, but it was hard to escape form Sarah. "How are we doing?" asked Calvin.
"They're on my tail! Literally!"
"We'll never get to the locker room at this rate! We'll lose them and send them on a wild goose chase!" So, Hobbes, you break left
I'm gonna break right
We'll keep those guys searching
For us all night!
"No way!" hissed Sarah. Calvin and Hobbes got to work on a huge trap.
Both: To get away we'll do anything
We're gonna make Sarah's ears ring
We'll set a trap that'll really sting
Oh, I really want to be king
Oh, I really want to be king
Oh, I really want to be king!
The trap was set off. Jimmy fell into a snare trap, Edd was trapped by a net, and Sarah fell into a snare, was covered by a net, AND thrown in a cage. Calvin and Hobbes ran in victoriously.
This scene was changed when Sarah and Jimmy were thrown in. They're more...aggressive than Edd, who nervously rushes through. I always felt weird how all the roles were scrambled in this story.