7:08 PM-The Locker Room
That night, everyone had gone home...everyone but the Kankers and Moe. Down in the dark locker room, they sat, still complaining about earlier. Their parents didn't care when they came home.
"We almost had a guy in here!" moaned May.
"I'm tired of Moe!" complained Marie.
"I hate all of you," said Moe.
"No one asked, you loser!" Lee grabbed Moe and threw him out.
"I still don't get why you wouldn't let us have a go at Kevin," said Marie. "What can he do to us?"
Bowser walked out of his hiding place in the dark corners of the room. "She just wanted him outta here! Lee knew we had to get rid of all the kids, so they wouldn't find out about me!"
"Actually, I didn't wanna get run over."
Bowser stomped the floor, sending a tremor through the whole building. "Look, we're gonna take over, one way or another."
Bowser's Koopalings crawled out from various stills, corners, and lockers. "King Dad, why are you bothering with taking over a summer camp?" asked Bowser's only daughter, Wendy.
"I can't take over a kingdom full of talking mushrooms. We all gotta start somewhere."
"Pathetic," said Roy, another Koopa.
"No one asked you," growled Bowser. He turned to the sisters. "Now, look, Kankers. Most kids will freak out when they see me and my kids, possibly having heart attacks, and falling over dead. I can't have that, 'cause it means less slaves and the police and stuff. So I'm gonna rule THROUGH YOU. You will carry out all my plans. However, we have a problem. That Calvin kid might come back here and find me out."
"What are we supposed to do," asked Lee sarcastically, "kill Calvin?"
"Precisely...I never thought my flunkies essential..."
"Flunkies!" called another Koopa, Ludwig.
"They're crude and unspeakably plain..."
("We can hear you, you know!")
"But maybe they've a glimmer of potential..."
("That hurts my feelings!")
"If allied to my vision and brain."
("You're not a good parent!")
Bowser: I know that I'm not the best villain
Beaten up by a camp full of kids
But if I manage to enslave them
They'll forget the stupid things I did
It's clear that Calvin may come back
And ruin all the plans in my head
That's why all of my henchmen
Will make sure that brat ends up dead
So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer!
Marie: And where do we feature?
Bowser: Just listen to teacher!
Make sure he's out of here
If he's not, then I fear
My plans will be ruined by a kid
He'll fall in our trap and get snared
Be prepared!
"Okay, dad!" said Larry Koopa. "Just tell us what to do!"
"I'll tell you in full detail after the song! But after we get rid of Calvin, I'll stop that Kevin punk from being king!"
"Yeah! Who needs a king?" cheered the Koopas and Kankers. "No king, no king! Lalalalalala!"
"Idiots! I'M gonna be king! Haven't you been listening to the song lyrics? Or my plot?"
"Sorry..."
An army of Koopa henchmen, including Koopas, Goombas, and Magikoopas marched out.
Army: It's great that we'll soon be ruled over
By a king who deprives all of will
Bowser: Of course, to serve me, it's expected
You can't be too afraid to kill
The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get a sniff without me!
At this point, Bowser made a huge ground pound, making huge cracks in the floor. The locker room was soon cracked and red with lava and smoke full of Podabos (little jumping lava things in the Mario games), and rising rock formations. Holes in the ceiling even formed.
Bowser: So prepare for the "Koop" of the century
Be prepared for the Koopa Klan's rise!
Iggy and Lemmy: Ooh...la la la!
Bowser: Meticulous planning
(Koopas: Bowser's great!)
Bowser: Tenacity spanning
(Koopas: Our king!)
Bowser: Decades of denial
(Koopas: We repeat!)
Bowser: Is simply why I'll
(Koopas: Can't be beat!)
Bowser: Be king undisputed
Respected, saluted
And seen for the wonder I am
Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!
All: Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!
They all laughed as a huge puff of smoke rose from one of the cracks. When the smoke cleared, the locker room was back to normal, aside from the Koopas. Calvin was a dead man tomorrow...
I think that when I concieved the plot, Moe was a big part of Bowser's core group, working alongside the Kankers. However, he's just supposed to be a stupid bully, while the Kankers actually show bursts of intelligence and are a lot smarter than they usually seem. Also, for some reason, I thought it was okay for the Kankers to "see" Bowser, but it wasn't for Moe.