9:30-Outside
The second the Kankers had gone inside, Calvin crept back to camp. He was taking a big risk by coming back with the Kankers and Bowser, but still..."I can't leave camp...all my friends are here...besides one..."
Calvin sadly climbed up into a tree and sat there for a few minutes. The branch cracked, and he fell. Ed and Eddy were waiting below and caught him. "Ed? Eddy?"
"Calvin!" said Eddy. "Great to see you! We need someone to scam around here!"
"I have a salmon!" said Ed.
"Kevin told us you moved!"
"That rat!" grumbled Eddy. "No, we've been out here ever since Kevin banished us!"
"He banished you? Why?"
"'Cause Eddy is the man with the plan!" cried Ed.
"He kicked us out, because he hates us!" explained Eddy. "But life out here is better than anything you'll get with Kevin in there!"
"Where's Hobbes?" asked Ed.
Calvin looked away, remembering why he was out here in the first place. "Oh...well, he's...not around anymore. I did something really bad..."
"Well, when we do something bad, we forget about it! Put it in the past! Hakuna Matata!"
"What's that mean?"
"Those little words will solve all your problems!" cried Eddy. "Why..."
When I was a little kid...
Ed: WHEN HE WAS A LITTLE KID!
Eddy: Very nice.
Ed: Vocal cords!
Eddy: People respected me with my brother around
But after he left, I soon found
That the kids didn't like me at all
When my brother went, it was Eddy's DOWNFALL
I was mad
And all alone
Life was stressin'
But I learned a lesson
Of Hakuna Matata
What a wonderful phrase!
Ed: Hakuna Matata!
Ain't no passing craze
Both: It means no worries for the rest of your days
It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!
"Hakuna Matata?" Calvin asked skeptically. "Where'd THAT word come from?"
"Ed started spurting out random words one day, and we liked this one!"
"Spell check hates it!" grinned Ed.
"Yeah, life's been pretty tough on Ed, too," Eddy said, sympathetically.
When he was a little lump...
Ed: WHEN I WAS A LITTLE LUMP!
Eddy: Whatever. He was bossed around by his sister, the twerp!
Ed: But I always had good gravy to slurp!
Eddy: He's a sensitive soul, though we don't treat him that way
And his smell and gross-ness drives everyone away
He was a sad case
Couldn't show his face
And people yelled "geez"
When he cut the---
"Please!" interrupted Calvin. "I hate bathroom humor!"
"Sorry."
Ed and Eddy: Hakuna Matata!
What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata!
Ain't no passing craze!
An unseen spotlight shone on Calvin.
Calvin: It means no worries
For the rest of your days
All Three: It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!
Suddenly, it started to rain. Calvin glared at the two boys. "Great. What do we do now, outcasts?"
"Relax!" laughed Eddy. "There's one part camp that wasn't claimed by anyone!"
A minute later, they were soon at an out-of-order men's bathroom at the far corner of the camp. Inside, it was surprisingly a paradise, complete with waterfall, caused by an overflowing urinal. It even created a rainbow.
"Wow!" said Calvin in awe. "This is tiny, but it's the greatest place ever!"
"Like it?" said Eddy, reclining in a sink, using it like a hot tub. "And we've got all the Chunky Puffs and Buttered toast with gravy in the world!"
"This is what I call living!" said Calvin, making himself at home as well.
It means no worries
For the rest of your days!
All Three: It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata
Hakuna Matata
Haknuna Matata
Hakuna Matata...etc.
The door to the bathroom closed, as they kept singing. Calvin decided they were right! Put his troubles behind him!
I'm sort of bugged thatI wrote Calvin getting over Hobbes so quickly. I know it's the same in the movie, but the point of a parody is to DIFFER from the movie (Take notes, people)!
When first concieved, Timon and Pumbaa were going to be played by Johnny and Plank, because I recalled that Kevin was always sort of annoyed at them (in one episode he actually PAYS Eddy to get rid of them!). However, it's obvious he hates the two Eds more, and their characters fit better. A full sequel was written about these two, by the way.
Finally, aside from an obscure scene in "Calvin's Haunted House," this is the first appearance of the now famous broken-down bathroom! I had no idea that I'd be using it so much.