11:49-The Bathroom
Ed and Eddy were dancing around near the entrance of the bathroom. Ed was holding a salmon.
Eddy: In the jungle
The mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
In the jungle
The quiet jungle...Ed?
Ed had wandered away, and was now following a bug. "You are so small and little. I will keep you and smother you with love like my other squashed bug pets! Bugs, bugs, bugs!"
Hobbes jumped out of nowhere and started trying to eat Ed's salmon. Ed yelled in horror and started to fight back. "That is MY fish! Give it back, oh infernal beast! I'll save you, Angus!"
Calvin and Eddy burst out of the bathroom. "Ed? What's going on? Wait...Hobbes?"
"Calvin?"
Hobbes tackled Calvin and they rolled around laughing. "I thought you were dead!"
"I thought YOU were dead!"
Hobbes turned to the Eds. "Sorry about the salmon, Ed. I was just hungry...wait, didn't you guys move?"
"I'll tell you later, Hobbes! Let's go and play!" Hobbes and Calvin ran outside, where it had stopped raining.
"Look at them!" fumed Eddy. "Together! First we lose Double D, and now Calvin! There goes another friend!"
I can see what's happening
"What?" asked Ed.
And they don't have a clue
"Who?"
He'll leave with Hobbes and here's the bottom line
Our trio's down to two
"Oh."
"It's a magical world"
"There's treasure everywhere"
And with all those famous one-liners
There's no room for us in there!
Calvin and Hobbes, meanwhile, were playing outside.
Unseen Chorus: Oh, will Calvin leave today?
Him and his very best friend
The world, for once, in perfect harmony
They hope it never ends!
Calvin: So many things to tell him
But the past still has its' stings
I'm dead if I go back there, and also
It stinks having a king
Hobbes: He's gone into hiding
But why, I can't decide
Why won't he be the friend I know he is
The king I see inside? (Wow, this is getting too romantic for two males who are only friends...sorry about that)
Unseen Chorus: Oh, will Calvin leave today?
Him and his very best friend
The world, for once, in perfect harmony
They hope it never ends
Oh, will Calvin leave today?
It's frankly hard to tell
Because if he does, he could save the "kingdom"
From a living hell...
Eddy and Ed stood watching them from the doorway. Ed looked like he was about to cry. Eddy looked mad, but by the end of the song was also sad.
Eddy: And if he leaves with Hobbes today
It can be assumed...
Ed: His carefree days with us are history...
Both: In short, our pal is doomed
They both burst into tears and left. Calvin, like Edd, was history now.
Hobbes and Calvin are getting a wee bit too close here, but it could have been worse. Do you know how hard it is to take the romance out of that song?