Hazard 13: Yo, wassup people.

Death: Is the strange figure from the sky me?

Hazard 13: Don' remember.

Death: This is your damn story, and you can't remember?
Hazard 13: Durr.

Death: and where are your friends? Hoboperson and Night something?

Night Joe: I'm in Hawaii. Go away.

Hoboslayer: Screw you! Talk to me later.

Hazard 13: Huh?

Death: why are they not here?

Hazard 13: …

Death: Well?

Hazard 13: …

Death: WAKE UP!

Hazard 13: eh?

Death: What is that machine you are looking at?

Hazard 13: Shut up, I'm trying to watch FLCL. Oh, crap, story…Disclaimer time.

Disclaimer: I don't own FFTA or Agent Smith, or even Night Joe's closet. Durr, I don't own FLCL, the best anime show ever.

On another note, I am going to like, reccomend a random song, so it should be after the disclaimer...

Song: The Game, by Disturbed (Again, I do not own...)

Chapter 10: A Battle with the Crazed Rabbits.

"Where the hell am I?" he asked me.

"Uhh… where did you come from?" I asked, uncertain.

His face remained blank, as passive as ever. After like an hour, the answer finally decided to speak: "The Ether"

At that I stopped for a second, and thought about the weird dream thingy that had been in my head after the Azoth-induced sleep, and I shuffled the thought in my head for a few seconds. Anyways, it seemed like a good idea to have him as an ally, so I was about to make a move when El pink-haired one decided to yell at us, saying "THIS STILL DOESN'T CHANGE ANYTHING! GIVE BACK MARCHE'S BROTHER!"

"It appears that we forgot about him." Ezel stated.

Night Joe said "Oh, I guess we forgot to care."

"GIMPY! YOU ALIVE?" Hoboslayer obviously didn't care one way or another."

"Ummm…Noone really cares anyways." Sred02 destroyed any calmness from within Clan Ritz, or at least Ritz herself.

I realized that we had all forgotten about the weird dark dude that had materialized, and he somehow failed to notice all of us. Instead, he appeared to be checking what gear he had on. He had a weird black bloodstained cloak, a big scythe, and was surrounded by a dark aura…strange.

He noticed that I was the only one not arguing with the rabbit people, so he came over and asked me "Where is Gaol?" Huh. Dead guy, wasn't he?

"I think he's dead…but I know who took his place as paladin." I said, referring to Marche

"If you will lead me to him, so I may kill him, I shall join your clan."

"Cool, what's your name?" I asked.

"Death." He replied, without emotion.

Everyone had stopped arguing, and they were watching us talk to each other.

"THE Death?" Night Joe asked quickly. "The one that lives in my closet?"

"Yes." He replied.

"THE ETHER IS IN YOUR CLOSET?" yelled the pink haired fiend.

"Hell yeah, have you seen it?" Yelled back Sred02.

"Hey, one time I got stuck in there for a week, cuz it sucked me in there!" yelled Hoboslayer, who knew about the closet too: before we had moved to Ivalice, Night Joe's closet WAS the ether. It was damned dangerous too: Agent Smith had come out and threatened us, calling us all Mr. Anderson, but Night Joe's pet mold, "Moldy", had chased him away, spitting quarters at him, blocking the bullets he shot at us. Unfortunately, Night Joe's mother made him vacuum up Moldy, and as a result, we lost our friend and savior Moldy.

"Your closet can NOT be the ether." Ritz's friend, the rabbit-archer lady, who did not believe us either. Too bad, too, but whatever.

"Why do you want gimpy?" I asked, frustrated.

"YOU'RE GOING TO KILL HIM!" yelled back the disturbed girl.

"Yeah, so?" Hoboslayer still didn't care.

"It's not like anyone cares anyway." Said Night Joe.

"HE TRIED TO PICKPOCKET HAZARD 13!" yelled a voice. I knew that voice. It was a friend of mine, Piemasher 86. Why and how did HE get here though?

"Umm…Piemasher? How the hell did you get here?" I asked.

"I used this weird crystal I bought at a garage sale. I came here, cuz this homeless guy told me that if I went here, and brought some gold, I could buy weapons, really cheap! He did say it would only last a little while, so whatever. Oh yeah, I found you cuz of the rumors at the bars. They said a Hazard 13 was going around with an Sred02, a Hoboslayer, a Night Joe, a Vinjn, and an Ezel, attacking pubs and fighting homeless guys."

"Really? Are we like, famous, or something?" I asked.

"Kinda." He replied. "Oh, yeah, there's some guy and a Clan Nuts or Nutsey or something that is about to be attack you, so umm…good luck." With that, he looked at his watch. "I have to go get my bag, it's full of shortswords and those armor things-diamond armor! I'm gonna be rich, when I get back!" With that, he reached behind corner of a nearby building, and he grabbed a HUGE bag, and pulled out a fist sized crystal, and clutched it in his hand. A few seconds later, he disappeared in a puff of black, red, and oddly, orange smoke. When the smoke cleared, all that was left was a crater.

"Wow…who was that?" asked Ritz. We all ignored her.

"Hey guys, I think you heard what he said…Two front war. Think we should split up?" I asked everyone. They all nodded.

"Hey, I know. Death, and Ezel, and Sred02 you guys kill the weird ass rabbits, and Night, Hoboboy and me go kill Marche and Clan stupid. Alright?". I asked.

"Dude, what do I do?" asked Sred02.

"Guard me. I don't like to get hurt!" Ezel responded.

"And what is it that I must do?" asked Death.

"You attack, I will put them to sleep, and then Sred02 will help guard me." Ezel responded quickly. With those words, Ezel, Death, and Sred02 went to fight the weird rabbit people. I turned to the others, and we decided on a battle plan. I would provide support with my Outsiders, Night Joe would magic everything, throwing meteors and flares, and Hoboslayer would go beat them and/or slice them to a pulp. Funny, though, that they didn't know we knew where they were, so it would be a surprise attack. This would be fun. Anyways, Night Joe used a small mirror to peek around the corner of a building, and he nodded to us. I saw a small ladder attached to a building, and I was about to climb up, but Night Joe stopped me: "Here, put these on." He held out some weird looking boots, which had wings on them. "They look like shit, but at least they let you teleport." He said, when I made a face at the boots.

"Hey guys, hurry up! I wanna go dismember people!" Hoboslayer said.

"Alright, Night, can you like give us a signal to tell us you're in position? Hoboslayer, do whatever." I said with a sigh. It wasn't that I was leader, which I wasn't, it was just because I had more an eye for tactics than the others did that they listened to me.

We all split up, and I took out a conversion pack for my Outsider, so as to give it a stock, a scope, a longer barrel, and even a bigger clip. I had bought these earlier, before we had entered the pub. I finished up, and I looked at the weapon I had now. Impressive. It actually looked like a rifle. The weapons dealer had told me that this conversion kit was illegal, but it made the Outsider pistol more versatile. However, you could be thrown in jail if caught. Hoboslayer, however had a small smoke bomb, which he would throw, allowing him to close the distance between him and his target, without being sniped by archers, and gunners. Finally, Night Joe had a concealed rifle barrel within his Scorpion Tail, and a Masasume on his back, in case anyone got close enough to him that they could do damage. All in all, we could be in serious trouble, if anyone found out about our "secret assets", but we could deal with it whenever.

As I lined up my telescopic sight on the moogle thing, that was like Marche's guide in Ivalice, Night Joe's meteor and Hoboslayer's smoke canister both went off simoultaneously.

"Dammit, guys! I had a clear shot!" I yelled.

"Engage!" yelled Marche, who had narrowly dodged Night Joe's meteor.

I scoped Marche's head, and I shot just as his friend Montblanc told him to duck. My shot hit, and…huh!

"HEY!" he yelled at me " WHY DID YOU SHOOT MY HAIR?"

"WHY DID IT BOUNCE?" I yelled back.

Night Joe and Hoboslayer stopped and looked at me for a second, and continued their attack. Night Joe let off a Stop, and Hoboslayer went over and stole an Ebon blade from Montblanc, and I shot him, in the chest, causing him to fall about a minute later, when he was put back in time. :

"Use of illegal weapons! Red Card!" yelled the judge. He came towards me, and as he was about to throw the red card at me, Hoboslayer threw a smoke bomb at me and the judge, allowing me to slip free, and teleport over to where Night Joe was standing. I looked back to where I was crouching a few seconds before, and all I saw was the judge. I put my rifle to my shoulder, and as I was about to shoot the judge in the head, I saw him fall into two pieces (lengthwise), and surprisingly, no blood came out! Behind him, I saw Hoboslayer, with his Eclipse stuck in the roof of the building.

"Damn! This one's a robot!" yelled Hoboslayer. Well, that explained a lot.

I heard Night Joe's voice behind me, casting Haste on me. Instantly, I felt a jolt, as I suddenly felt really lighter, as I sped forward in time. I immediately started to run towards Montblanc, letting off a quick Ultima Charge as I did so. I felt the air charge with the dark magic of Ultima, and a large shockwave ripped through the air, tossing me, Clan Nutsy's clan members, and my friends through the air.

"Montblanc!" Marche yelled. "Euver! You know what to do!" At his order, the Nu Mou member of Clan Nutsy called out a quick Life spell, and Montblanc awoke from his death, violently shivering, and Marche yelled: "Everyone, run! We're no match for them! Go, go go! We'll be back, once we're stronger, though! Alex, Tim, Wesley: you better be ready for us next time!"

(Author's note: Alex is Night Joe, Tim is Hoboslayer, and Wesley is Hazard 13. )

"Oh, yeah right, we'll kick your asses down to hell!" yelled Hoboslayer.

"Next time we might kill all of you." I said. "You know, we didn't even want your brother: he tried to pickpocket me, so Ezel made him go to sleep with his Azoth spell."

Night Joe yelled out a quick Aero spell, throwing Marche and his clan further along the road.

"Oh, crap." I thought. "I forgot to tell the Death guy about idiot boy over there."

I looked over to where the battle with the rabbits raged, and I saw Sred02 coming over to us.

"Hey Night, Hazard." He said to us. "you know how we had the plan, Ezel puts them to sleep, I guard him, and the dude over there goes and kills them, y'know? Well, Ezel never even got a chance to put up his spell."

"Now how is that possible? Asked Hoboslayer.

"Heh, we were pretty fast too: it only took maybe five minutes." Said Night Joe.

"Our mysterious friend behind me took maybe three or four minutes to take down every single person in the viera clan." Said Ezel.

"Did anyone survive at all?" I asked.

"Yes. They are all knocked out. None dead, but none will be conscious for a while, thanks to the judge." Said the cold emotionless voice of Death.

"So, like, what are you anyways?" asked Hoboslayer.

"I am a god." He replied.

Hazard 13:Not much of a cliffhanger, yo, if you even read this anymore, people. I have not gotten any reviews in a long time, and I feel very sad, except like, not. Just review, Goddamnit!

Death: This is not my full power, you know.

Hazard 13: Well, Night Joe and Hoboslayer are back from Hawaii, so whatever.

Death: Shut up.

Hazard 13: …

Death: are you awake anymore?

Hazard 13: Durr. Let's go beat up people for some reason.

Death: Sure.

Random weird person: HEY! STOP IT!

Death: be silent, you crazed fool.

Random weird person: OK.

Hazard 13: Huh?

Death: what is it now?

Hazard 13: You say something?

Death: yes.

Hazard 13: whatever. Ummm…just review now, k?