Hazard 13: YO MAMA!

Death: That does not mean anything to me. I did not have any "mama" as you call it. I am a god, and I demand respect.

Night Joe: You're an idiot.

Hoboslayer: And you can't die! AIAAAA!

Death: Do you mind?

Night Joe: Dude, you actually have a broadsword stuck through your stomach.

Death: Oh. I didn't actually feel anything.

Hoboslayer: Give it back!

Night Joe: Here.

Death: That…was in me…?

Hazard 13: Whatever, here is EL DISCLAIMERO

Disclaimer: I don't own FFTA, and other crap, such as my dad's car, George Bush's nose, my neighbor's potato garden, or the usual…

Song: Bed of Razors, by Children of Bodom (I don't own, either.)

(Side)Chapter 11: Now what, and Vinny?

It was about twelve o'clock at night. Our clan was all sitting around a bonfire that we had taken from the local homeless people, who were insane. Anyways, we were sitting, eating dead burnt squirrels, rabbits, and also chickens. (Hoboslayer had done a Meltdown outside of town, knocking down trees, and killing random animals.)

Ezel, Hoboslayer, Sred02, Night Joe, Vinjn, Death, and I were all deciding what to rename our clan, because now, the annoying pubmaster would not accept people from an evil "death clan" such as ours.

"How about Clan Ezel?"

"Are you that self indulgent?"

"How about… Despair? Sounds good enough to scare people?"

"No. Not long enough."

"dude, there's a clan Dip. Three letters long."

"Damn, then maybe, like Clan of Despair?"

"Dude, Not original enough."

"How about Lords of Despair?"

"Is good."

"Nice."

"Shiny."

"Cool."

"It should instill fear…"

"Ah, something worth fighting for."

And with that, a new clan, Lords of Despair was born. And it was shiny.

The next morning, we all woke up next to the fire, and decided to ask Vinjn a question. What is a Vinjn? And why did it used to be spelled Vinjin, and why is it now Vinny or Vin? No one knew.

-End of chapter

Hazard 13: Well, that's it, yo.

Death: Horrendous, absolutely stupid.

Hoboslayer: Shut up.

Night Joe: All of you, shut up. Time to leave.

Hazard 13: Yeah, that should explain some crap. (Actually not so much, but whatever...