Hazard 13: Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's the final chapter of this shit. Thanks to Piemasher, Night Joe, and Hoboslayer for continuously reviewing, and a curse on those who didn't…

Death: Finish this. Now. I require souls to absorb.

Hoboslayer: shut up, lazy turd.

Night Joe: …Just kill the idiot already.

Hazard 13: Whatever. Anyways, I don't own FFTA, Fire Emblem, or Halo, or Doom 3not even my neighbor's dog…this story is mine though, even if the characters are not… so yeah…I basically own nothing...

Oh, yeah...

Song: I F------ hate you by Godsmack (before they went all acoustic on us all.)

Final Chapter: Death

"Finally. I have found you, descendant of Gaol. You shall die at my hands, paladin, mark my words." Death's chilling words echoed throughout the cave.

"But what did I do to deserve this?" Marche asked fearfully.

"You have taken the place of the hero. Look at yourself. You wear the twin blades, you wear a ring symbolistic of what he stood for, and you are a paladin, a good for nothing paladin. Those weapons…" he trailed off. "They choose their owner… only a holy paladin descendant would be able to wield those weapons."

"So I'm just a paladin, nothing else?" Marche asked.

"No. You are a holy warrior. I have killed hundreds of your kind. You are the last true one left. But I am sure you know this is not "the real world", so this must make you feel special. You are just a stupid child. Prepare to die."

Marche jumped back a few feet, and drew the twin Ayvuir Blades, as Death drew his scythe from behind him. Marche fell back into a defensive stance, while Death Concealed himself. Marche glanced around the cave, looking to see where Death had gone, and he felt a slash across his chest. He fell, and used a quick Rush attack to push back Death. Death quickly used the spell Breath of God, knocking Marche to the floor.

-Outside

"Goddamnit!" yelled Night Joe, as he slashed another templar, knocking him out of the battle. "Do these bastards ever give up?"

"DIE! Yelled Hoboslayer, who slashed two judges in half with his trusty Eclipse, and hurled an anti-personnel hand bomb (so primitive, that they could not even be considered grenades) at a group of Templar, massing around me. I grabbed a throwing star from its holder around my waist, and hurled it at a judge, knocking him to the ground. Suddenly, the judgemaster, Cid, decided to attack me, and as I moved back, I grabbed my revolver from my waist, and pumped bullet after bullet into him. Just as he reached me, he was…shorn into three pieces! Behind him was the figure of Vinjn, who had used his favorite Assasin ability on Cid. Sred02 jumped from behind Vinjn, to where Ezel was whacking the hell out of some inexperienced mog knights with his staff, and slashed a judge with his two katanas (Masasume 100 and a nameless sword). As we finished off the last judge, templar, and mog knight, we looked around, and I saw a group of people, coming right towards us. I recognized the figure of Montblanc, Ritz, Doned, and Shara coming towards us, along with the Clans Dip, Brass Dragoons, and the other clans (except for the Jagd and bandit clans.). It seemed they had brought help. I looked the left, and I saw another band of clans, the Jagd Emissaries, Clan Hounds, and a few other clans that were formed of bandit gangs and jagd clans. I realized that they might also be trying to kill us, but as they ran towards us, I readied my rifle, and lined up on the Leader's (the guy in front) head. He was waving a white flag, so I put my rifle back on my back. As he came to a stop, he said "Truce. You defeated the judges, and we are with you. The clans coming to attack you may have lots of people, but they lack our power. We shall fight with you, in the name of Lords of Despair!" he finished. The clans cheered.

"Bring it!" yelled Hoboslayer, and the fight went on.

-Back in the cave

"Holy Blade!" yelled Marche, lunging towards Death. He had recovered from his earlier wound, with a Nurse spell. Death, however, had used an Omega spell on him, knocking him out, but the Angel ring Marche had on had revitalized him. Marche's spell knocked Death to the wall, but unfortunately for him, Death got back up, and used a Death spell on Marche. Out of nowhere came a ball of holy light, throwing the spell back at death, healing him.

"You do not belong here, Reaper." Came the voice of…

"Le Grim. How nice of you to join us."

-Outside

"Damn, these guys are tough!" I yelled, as a few quick bursts of automatic fire erupted from my rifle. This was yet another illegal conversion kit, but the problem with it was that only three round bursts would fire, or a five second strike of automatic fire. The only clans left of the UCC was clans Nutsy, Doned faction, Clan Ritz, and finally, Guard Patrol.

On our side, we had lost everyone but an Assasin, and two blue Floateyes. As we fought on, the Guard Patrol was left with a mog knight, and we lost our Floateyes and our Assasin. As Night Joe, Hoboslayer, and the rest of our clan got into a quick Arrowhead formation, we heard a voice to our left. It was a group of Ninjas and Assasins.

"We have seen you fight as lions. Against innumerable odds, you all remain standing. The Shadow Clan shall aid you in your fight."

"Thanks." Said Night Joe.

"Yes, our sincerest thanks." Said Ezel hurriedly.

"Soo…yeah…can you guys tackle the Doned Faction first, we'll deal with the others." I said.

"Consider it done." Said the leader of Shadow Clan.

Shadow Clan moved towards the other clan, quickly and silently, as we watched. I turned to my group, and said "Yo, guys, let's go beat them up."

"I will kill Ritz! That pink haired bitch will DIE!" yelled Hoboslayer.

"Right, I got Montblanc. That annoying little animal will have to live with a couple hundred bullets stuck up his ass." I declared.

"I'll go get gimpy." Said Night Joe.

"I'm all over the archer lady!" yelled Sred02, ever the pervert.

"Yeah, and I'll kill Cid." Said Vinjn.

"What? You killed him!" yelled Hoboslayer.

"Nah." He replied. "he had an Angel Ring on.

"Alright, guys. Go for the other clan members first, then take out your target. Ezel?" I paused.

"Yes, I shall provide cover for you and your friends, and allow you to do what must be done. I usually do not like fighting, but they were going to turn me in, and I hate betrayal."

-Inside the cave

"What do you want, Le Grim?" asked Death. "Is it just that you won't let me harvest his soul?"

"You do not belong here Reaper." It replied. "Marche, come here." It motioned with one of its appendages, towards Marche. He ambled over uncertainly, and started to hover in the air. A shimmer of light, and he disappeared.

"WHAT! Grim, you cannot interfere with my plans!"

"I am banishing you and the clan outside that took you in. I shall scatter you all across all the dimensions. However, they will retain their memory to keep them off of this dimension. I have rules to upkeep."

Death did not reply. Instead, he went into a strange stance, and said a quick spell, warping away.

-Back outside

"Hah. Finally, you shall…Huh?" Hoboslayer's voice was interrupted by a dark portal, which opened up right outside the mouth of the cave. I looked towards it, and saw Death, with his scythe outstretched.

"Get over here, all of you. Get over here, and quickly, do it, or you will be sucked into space." Death's voice said to each of us.

Immediately, we all ran over to where Death was standing, and stood nearby him. As a blinding white light ripped out from the cave, destroying the barricade, which had been constructed by Ezel the day before. It was the being known as Le Grim.

"Holy shit, man!" yelled Hoboslayer, as he ran faster to get to where we were standing. We had knocked all of the clan members out, but the key people, Ritz, Doned, Montblanc, Cid, and Shara had retreated back, to regroup and think of tactics. We were all really tired, but we had all made it over to where Death was standing. Le Grim raised its arms and intoned a spell, just as we faded into a black pool of darkness.

-Pillar of Autumn (Halo Universe)

"Now would be a great time to leave!" shouted some marines, as they boarded an escape pod.

Suddenly, a white flash of light came out of nowhere, and a small boy fell out, onto the floor.

"I knew it! We're dead! There was a plasma hit, wasn't there!"

"Shut up, marine." Came the voice of Sergeant Johnson. "Whoa, who the hell are you?"

"Holy shit! You're Sergeant Johnson!" yelled the boy.

"Kid, how did you get here, were you a stowaway? And when did I get famous?" yelled the marine.

"I'm Sred02. This is the Ummm…Cairo, right?" the boy asked.

"No…This is the Pillar of Autumn. Wait…what are those things on your back? Are they…Swords? No way." Said the other marine.

"Hey, you wouldn't believe where I got them…"

-Another World

"What the hell? Man this is weird…first I'm outside a cave, then I'm…where am I?"

"Uhhhhhh…" a groan came from behind Vinny, who had been thrown unwittingly into the world of Doom 3. Soon, Vinny looked at the teleporter he had arrived in, and jumped back in, figuring there was nothing to lose as twenty imps, and a pinky (giant dogs with robotic hind legs) showed up through a door, across the burning floor. There was a flash, and he knew no more.

(Author's note: This story is going to branch into three different places, and eventually diverge into one again later. Vinny's story shall branch off to go over to Advance Wars 1, Sred02's will lead him to Halo 1, and Ezel, Death, Hoboslayer, Night Joe, and I shall be headed over to FE7, (Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken)to wreak havoc on random people.

Hazard 13: Damn…Finally over. Took me less than a year, and almost nobody reviewed these last four chapters. If I could just find out where the people's houses are…

Death: Here are the names of the ones you gave to me.

Hoboslayer: Yeah, and here are the ones I hacked in half.

Night Joe: Here is the limbs of the guy down in Texas that I hewed off.

Hazard 13: Anyways, this story shall go into the Fire Emblem section…so follow the story if you want…

Night Joe: Dude, guys…Vinny will be in the Advance Wars section.

Hoboslayer:And, Short boy (Sred02) will be in Halo.

Hazard 13: That's that then…Just one review from someone other than Night Joe would be nice...