Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi vs. Limp Bizkit Intro

Author's note: I do not own Limp Bizkit, AmiYumi, and their songs.

AmiYumi show theme with the intro:

Nani!
It all started when we first met,
And strapped on our guitars.
We made music so great and cool,
That soon we were rock stars.
The biggest in Japan.
Yumi: Sona kota Nia!

(Static sounds)
With tons of screaming fans.
Ami: Yay, Ami Yumi!

(More static)
We're out on tour around the world,
So come and join the band.
Enis! Zwei! Drei!
Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi Show!

Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi Show!

Hi Hi…

The music gets cut off and the song stops. Enter the next intro of a carnival with a big circus tent, animals talking, people laughing, kids cheering, carnival music, and a ringmaster.

Ringmaster: Step right up, step right up everyone. Whether you're good or bad, happy or sad,
whether you're an emotional wreck, or a blissful speck in the black hole of an existence we
call life. Step right up, and witness something you will be soon to never forget. Feast your
ears on the most ferociously soothing waves of sonic communication to ever be created. Built
for you by the master...
Kid: Hey!

Ringmaster: ...built for you by the mast...
Kid: Hey, shut up already, what is it?"
Ringmaster: What is it?

(Everything stops)
Kid: Um... yeah, dog. What is it?
Ringmaster: What…is…it?
Kid: Dude, chill man.
Ringmaster: It…is Limp…Bizkit!

(Rock music)

Fred Durst: All around the world, you know me. All around the world, we know you!

Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi vs. Limp Bizkit.

Author's note: Stay tune for Chapter 1: Puffy's tour.