Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi vs. Limp Bizkit
Chapter 4: Lie and Steal
The girls and Kaz went on their tour bus and left for Osaka. What they don't know is that Limp Bizkit are taking another route to Osaka and steal their show once again. Inside the bus, Ami and Yumi were watching TV.
"Well we hope that tomorrow we'll play at your hometown Yumi." Ami said, "I mean that band Limp Bizkit stole our show."
"Yeah, if they do it again," Yumi said in a mad tone, "I'LL TEAR THEM TO SHREDS! I'LL TAKE FRED DURST'S FAVORITE CAP AND POOP ON IT UNTIL HE CRIES LIKE A BITCH!
"Yumi, please. Watch your language. The use of profanity won't solve anything."
Yumi sighs and said,"You're right, Ami. I'm sorry."
"It's okay Yumi. We had problems in the past. But we will get over this one."
Kaz enters and said, "Oh girls, there has been a change of plans for tomorrow's concert."
"What?" Yumi said. "What do you mean?"
"Tomorrow, you will be shooting a music video at the Osaka arena."
"YAY!" Ami yelled, "Our very own music video at your arena, Yumi."
"YEAH!" Yumi said, "This rocks!"
The next day, Puffy AmiYumi arrived at the Osaka arena. There was a camera crew and a stage for the girl band to play their music video. Thousands of AmiYumi fans waited outside to be part of the video and wait for Puffy AmiYumi to appear. Finally, Ami and Yumi arrived on stage and began to play their song. But what they don't know is that the director of the video is Fred Durst in disguise. Fred was wearing a fake mustache, beard, black baseball cap, and a coat.
"Ready girls?" the fake director said.
"Ready!" Ami and Yumi replied.
"Roll camera and ACTION!"
Sayonara
So spring came and woke up
And then it was summer and crying all
Over and laughing again at dusk in the fall
Before we know it, time goes by and
Then changes again
I touch the world i disappear
A toast to me, because i am free, so
Long
Lets write it down, theres time to
Bring it out of zero ill dream of it
Im confident
I cant wait any longer, so tired of
Waiting, time for a new journey so long, my friend
I really love you from the bottom of my heart...
"CUT!" yelled the director.
The girls stopped playing.
"Cut?" Yumi questioned. "Why did you say cut?"
"Bring in the double."
"Huh?"
Suddenly, two bodyguards escorted the girls offstage to the director and another band replaced them. It was...Limp Bizkit.
"HEY!" Ami said to the director, "WHAT GOING ON HERE, DIRECTOR?"
"I am not a director." he said. "I AM FRED DURST AND YOU'VE JUST BEEN DURST'D! HAHAHAHA!
"HEY!" Yumi said, " YOU SAID THAT YOU WON'T STEAL OUR SPOTLIGHT AGAIN!"
"I lied. Guards take these pieces of shit away. They're ruining our video.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING PIECE OF SHIT!"
The guards took the girls away. Fred goes on top of the stage with his band and grabs the mic.
"HELLO OSAKA!" he yelled. "LET'S ROLL CAMERA AND ACTION!"
Nookie
I came into this world as a reject
Look into these eyes
Then
you'll see the size of these flames
Dwellin on the past (past)
Its
burnin' up my brain (hot!)
Everyone that burns has to learn from
the pain
Hey I think about the day
My girlie ran away with my
pay
When fellas come to play
No she stuck with my homeez that
she fucked
And I'm just a sucker with a lump in my throat
Hey,
like a chump
Hey, like a chump
Hey, like a chump
Hey, like a chump
Hey, like a chump
Hey, like a chump
Hey, like a chump
Hey...
Should
I be feelin' bad? No
Should I be feelin good? No
Its kinda sad
I'm the laughin' stock of the neighborhood
You would think that
I'd be movin' on (move it)
But I'm a sucker like I said
Fucked
up in the head, not!
Maybe she just made a mistake
I should
give her a break
My heart will ache either way
Hey, what the
hell
Watcha want me to say
I wont lie that I cant
deny
Chorus
I did it all for
the nookie
C'mon
The nookie
C'mon
So you can take that
cookie
And stick it up your, yeah!
Stick it up your,
yeah!
Stick it up your, yeah!
Stick it up your...
I did it all for the nookie
C'mon
The nookie
C'mon
So
you can take that cookie
And stick it up your, yeah!
Stick it
up your, yeah!
Stick it up your, yeah!
Stick it up your...
Why did it take so long?
Why did I wait so
long, huh
To figure it out? but I did it
And I'm the only one
underneath the sun who didn't get it
I cant believe that I can be
deceived
By my so called girl, but in reality
Had hidden
agenda
She put my tender heart in a blender
And still I
surrendered
Hey, like a chump
Hey, like a chump
Hey, like a chump
Hey, like a chump
Hey, like a chump
Hey, like a chump
Hey, like a chump
Hey...
chorus
I did it all for the nookie
C'mon
The nookie
C'mon
So
you can take that cookie
And stick it up your, yeah!
Stick it
up your, yeah!
Stick it up your, yeah!
Stick up your...
I did it all for the nookie
C'mon
The nookie
C'mon
So
you can take that cookie
And stick it up your, yeah!
Stick it
up your, yeah!
Stick it up your, yeah!
Stick
it up your...
I'm only human
Its so easy for your friends to
give you their advice
They tell you to let it go
But its easier
said then done
I appreciate it
I do, but just leave me
alone
Leave me alone
Just leave me alone!
Just leave me
alone!
Aint nothin' gonna change
If you can go away
Im just
gonna stay here and always be the same
Aint nothin' gonna
change
If you can go away
Im just gonna stay here and always be
the same
Aint nothin' gonna change
If you can go away
Im
just gonna stay here and always be the same
Chorus
I
did it all for the nookie
C'mon
The nookie
C'mon
So you
can take that cookie
And stick it up your, yeah!
Stick it up
your, yeah!
Stick it up your, yeah!
Stick up your...
I did it all for the nookie
C'mon
The nookie
C'mon
So
you can take that cookie
And stick it up your, yeah!
Stick it
up your, yeah!
Stick it up your, yeah!
Stick it up your...
Crowd cheers.
Stay tune for Chapter 5: Mike Smith the snitch.