Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi vs. Limp Bizkit

Chapter 5: Mike Smith the Snitch

A Japanese news show began its top headlines. A Japanese anchorman began to talk.

"On our top story today," he said, "The American rock band, Limp Bizkit, broke higher grounds at Osaka by shooting a live action music video earlier in the morning. Thousands of fans had gathered around to see the band and their video. We caught up with Limp Bizkit's front man, Fred Durst, who had this to say."

The camera scene changes to Fred Durst being interviewed after the shooting of their video.

"It's really cool to be here in Osaka." Fred said. "We have thousands of fans around the world and in our hometown. We are actually doing our job to entertain the fans by singing and making albums for everybody. And that is what rock music is all about."

Back to the news show.

"Tomorrow!" the anchorman said, "Limp Bizkit we be shooting another video at Mt. Fuji from one of their latest albums."

The camera backs up to see Ami, Yumi, and Kaz watching the news.

"GRRRR!" Yumi snarled. "THAT DAMN LIMP BIZKIT TRICKED US! THEY STOLE OUR SHOW AND OUR FANS!"

"AND THEY TOOK MY MONEY!" Kaz added.

The girls looked at him like that they didn't care about it.

"Well we can't just sit here and be upset about it." Ami said. "We need to think of something that we can strike back. Hmmm?"

Just then, another news report came in on the news show.

"This just in!" said the news anchorman. "The famous theme park, Puffy Land, has been demolished!"

"WHAT?" The girls and Kaz yelled in shocked.

"The park itself has been remodeled and renamed to "Bizkit's Crap Land". The park is named after the rock band Limp Bizkit. Fred Durst and his manager, who will not be mentioned on this show, has paid $20,000,000 for the park to be a property of the band. The owner of the land is Limp Bizkit's guitarist Mike Smith. You can enjoy some cool rides and attractions like DJ Lethal's turn tables twister roller coaster ride, Sam River's Bass jump, John Otto's drummer bumper cars, Wes Borland's spooky house, and among others. If you're hungry, why not go some delicious treats at Poop-sickles Parlor, BullShit Burger shack, Tacos and Tits bar, and Crappy and Crack Candy Shop. All at Limp Bizkit's Bizkit Crap Land."

Mike Smith appears on the screen.

"There are no refunds." He said. "If women want to hang out with Mike, call me at 555-9645. Give me a call, ladies."

Yumi turns off the TV. The girls and Kaz stood with shocked expressions on their faces. ----OO.

"I DON'T BELIEVE IT!" Ami snapped. "THEY TOOK OUR THEME PARK!"

"THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENNING!" Kaz said. "I'M RUINED!"

"Wait!" Yumi said. "I got it! I written down the number of Mike Smith's phone number. I'll call him that I'm a prostitute and that I'll be at the park waiting for him. That way, I'll catch him, bring him back to our bus, and interrogate him until he tells us who is behind all this."

"Yeah." Ami said in relief. "I got the best idea to interrogate him."

At Bizkit's Crap Land, Mike Smith was in his office when his phone rang.

"Bizkit's Crap Land." Mike said. "May I help you?"

On the other end was Yumi acting like a prostitute.

"Yeah, is this Mike Smith?" Yumi said in a seductive voice with moaning and breathing sounds.

"Yes, his is him. Who is this?"

"Oh, I'm just a lonely prostitute on the street. I saw you on the news earlier today."

"Really? Did you like it?"

"Oh yeah. I did like it. You are soooo sexy."

"Heh Heh. Thanks. So what can I do you for?"

"Oh I just want to come by and give you…some pleasure."

"WHOA! REALLY?"

"Oh yeah. I love Limp Bizkit. I want to do you so bad. I want to rub your chest and lick you all the way to your head."

"OK. OK. Where you at so I can pick you up?"

"Oh, you do need to pick me up. You can just come by at my apartment. I'll give you the address right now."

Mike takes out a pen and paper and wrote down the address. After that, he left the park, got in his car and took off to the apartment. When he got there, he knocked on the door. The door opened by itself and he went in to find the place really dark and quiet.

"Uh…hello?" Mike said.

Suddenly, Mike got strucked in the back of the head by someone. He fell to the floor and became unconscious. He woke up 10 minutes later to find himself sitting on a chair with his legs and arms shackled to the chair. He looked up to find a lamp that was beaming right down on him with the whole entire room completely dark.

"What the hell is going on?" Mike questioned. "Where am I?"

"You're with us." Said a high female voice within the darkness.

Mike heard footsteps coming. He saw three figures coming towards the light. When the three figures came within the light, it turns out to be Ami, Yumi, and Kaz.

"Hello Mike Smith." Yumi said.

"So glad for you to join us." Kaz added.

"What the hell?" Mike said. "Hey, wait a minute! It was a trick. One of you bitches tricked me to come here."

"That's right, Mike." Ami said. "And we need to ask you a few questions."

"Who is your manager?" Yumi questioned.

"I don't know! I never met him." Mike lied.

Yumi walks up to Mike and tears his clothes off by using a pocketknife. She tore part of the shirt that revealed his nipples and tore part of the pants that reveals his underwear.

"What's going on here?" Mike said.

Ami grabs two clothespins and two steal rods connected by wires and says, "We are not leaving until you tell us?" Who is your manager?"

"Wouldn't you like to know, pretty girl?"

Yumi signaled Kaz to do something. Kaz was standing at a transformer and turns the switch on. Yumi grabs the clothespins while Ami holds the rods.

"What are you doing?" Mike questioned.

"Something that make you talk." Yumi said while coming up to Mike with the pins and targeted his chest.

"OH NO! NOT MY NIPPLES!"

Yumi puts the electric pins and pinches Mike's nipples.

"AHHHHHHHH!" Mike screamed in pain. "AHHHHHHHH! OWWWWWW!"

Yumi stops and says, "Who is your manager?"

Mike stops coughing and says, "I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU GIRLS!"

"You are not in this position to kill anyone, Mike." Ami said. "We just want to know who is your manager."

"WELL WE ARE IN FOR A LONG NIGHT BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW SHIT!"

Ami signals Kaz to power up the transformer. This time, Ami electrocutes Mike's penis and testicles.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Mike screamed in pain. "AHHHHHHHHHH!"

Ami stops. Mike coughs, spits, and breathes for air.

"It hurts, doesn't it?" Ami said, "Are you going to tell us?"

Mike stops coughing and says, "Fuck you two."

Ami and Yumi had heard enough. This time, they electrocute at the same time.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Mike screamed in pain. "AHHHHHHHHH! OK! OK! I'LL TALK!"

The girls stopped.

"Now tell us." Yumi said. "Who is manager?"

"It was…Slick Shady." Mike said.

"Slick? He's your manager?"

"Yes. He's our manager. FLIP records fired our old manager…. So Slick came in…and paid money…to be our manager. He and Fred…were like partners in crime. We traveled around the world…to other bands concert…and steal their show. Fred only wanted to do it…for money and fame. Then…Slick decided to…get revenge…on you girls…for making him…lose his money…in that rock, paper, scissors game."

"So this explains everything." Kaz said. "Slick needed another band to get all the money that he lost and now he is targeting us."

"Can I go home now?" Mike questioned. "I need to go and get a doctor. Because look, my dick looks like a barbecued hotdog."

"Not yet." Yumi said. "Where does Slick live now?"

"In Hollywood, California."

"That's all we need to know. Let's go to Hollywood and get Slick Shady."

"Rock on!" Ami said to Yumi.

"Can I go now? I need to take a piss." Mike said.

Stay tune for Chapter 6: Travel to Hollywood.