……The List of Torture…..
Stretch olimar into funny shapes
Buy underwear for olimar that has duckies on it
Run olimar over w/ a monster truck
Shoot olimar in the head
Trap olimar in a maze
make olimar eat lima beans
Dare him to take the helmet off
Keep repeating f---- you to olimar
give olimar water over and over so he has to go pee
Shoot arrows at olimar
give olimar a day off….. no you f----'n idiot, shove a bomb up his ass!
Throw him at an electric gate
beat him with a stick
put a hole in his space helmet and tell him to go swimming in a lake of water
and finally…
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… I haven't thought about it yet ! I'VE GOT THESE EVIL PLANS BUT I CAN'T THINK SOMETHING ELSE !
I'm a failier……………………………..shit…