Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi vs. Limp Bizkit

Chapter 6: Travel to Hollywood

Meanwhile at Limp Bizkit's suite at downtown Tokyo, the band was taking a break unaware that Mike is on his way with scars and burns the Puffy gave to him. DJ, Wes, and Sam were watching uncut Japanese cartoons in the living room while John was stuffing his face with pizza in the dining room. As for Fred, he was in his bedroom doing his period. Sam was changing channels to find a good cartoon to watch.

"Cool, man." Wes said. "Sailor Moon is on. I want to see some boobies when they transform."

"Wes, Sailor Moon sucks." Sam said. "Let's watch Tenchi Muyo. They got six naked chicks living in the same house hold with a dude that has a dad who is a perv and grandfather who is gay."

"Tenchi's grandfather ain't gay." DJ responded. "Tenchi's friends are. You know, the dude with the glasses and the ugly fucked up nose."

"Oh yeah." Wes said. "That guy is a fag."

Sam changed to another channel that featured Yu-gi-oh uncut.

"EWWW, THIS SHOW IS GAY!" Sam said as he changed the channel.

"You're not kidding." John said as he came to the living room with a plate of two slices of pepperoni pizza and a beer. "That show has a kid who makes love to this dude who is an apparition. That's bad man."

"What the hell are you talking about?" DJ said.

"Oh goddamn it, guys. Do I have to explain this again? Being gay is bad people. You can not be a homosexual when you are a kid. You have to like women."

"So?" DJ said. "John, man, everybody knows that. Sam, why don't you just change it to Dragon Ball Z or a movie?"

Sam changed the channel to HBO and it was playing a movie. It was Show Girls.

"NOW THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!" Sam yelled.

"I'll go get some pizza, dudes." Wes said.

"Hey, where the hell is Mike at?" John questioned.

"I don't know." DJ said. "Our theme park already closed at least 10 minutes ago. I guess he is at a Liquor Store or a strip club or something."

There was a knock on the door. DJ got up to open it. To his surprise, it was Mike Smith, all covered in bandages from his chest and crotch. He couldn't even stand on his own two feet. The band members got up and helped him to the living room couch.

"Mike, are you okay?" DJ questioned.

"IT WAS HORRIBLE. I GOT WHIPLASHED!" Mike panicked.

"Sam, get Mike some ice for his crotch." Wes said. "DJ, get Fred."

DJ went to Fred's door and knocks.

"HEY FRED!" DJ yelled. "GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!"

There was no response. DJ puts his ear to the door to listen to what was going on in the room. He heard music playing and Fred who is moaning.

"Fred?" DJ questioned.

With no choice, DJ took a few steps back and charges right through the door. The door came down with DJ falling. DJ got up and saw Fred…jacking. DJ also realized that Fred was watching a pornographic movie entitled Big Tits 5. Fred screamed in horror as DJ did the same.

"DJ! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?" Fred yelled as he pulled his pants back on.

"I'M SORRY MAN!" DJ said. "BUT SOMETHING BAD HAPPENED TO MIKE! JUST COME AND LOOK!

Fred went to see Mike who is holding some ice on his crotch while sitting on the couch with John, Wes, Sam, and DJ. Fred grabbed a chair and sat in front of Mike.

"What happened Mike?" Fred questioned.

"Well." Mike answered. "I was at the office at Bizkit's Crap Land when I had a phone call from this girl."

"Who was it?"

"She said she was a lonely prostitute on the street."

"A prostitute? Cool!"

"No. That isn't cool. This is what happened next. She gave me the address to visit her apartment. When I got there, something hit me in the head really hard and I was unconscious. I woke up and I found myself strapped to a chair.

"Man that is some deep shit!"

"You bet it is. I looked around and I found out who was behind all this."

"Who was it? Carson Daily? If it is, I'll kill him."

"No it wasn't Carson."

"Was it the band COLD?"

"Dude, we ended their careers a long time ago."

"Then who was it?"

"It was Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi."

"You mean those two sluts who formed a band together?"

"Yes!"

"Whoa shit. What happened next?"

"They started to ask me questions about us. I told them that I don't know anything. Then they started to shock my nipples and my dick."

"REALLY?"

"Yes!"

There was a complete silence and all band members except Mike started to laugh.

"OH MY GOD!" Fred laughed. "THEY SHOCKED YOUR COCK?

"Don't rub it in." Mike said.

"So then what happened?"

"They kept doing it until I confessed."

"About what?"

"Who our manager is and his whereabouts. After I told them, they let me go and here I am."

There's another complete silence. Fred got up and walked up to Mike. He balled up his fist and delivers a right punch to Mikes face.

"You asshole." Fred said in anger. "YOU TOLD THEM OUR SECRET!"

"I had no choice, Fred." Mike said in agony. "I'm sorry."

"Sorry won't work for me. What was the most important rule?"

"Never tell them who our manager is."

"Exactly. And you fucking told them. Let's call Slick and let's see what he has to say."

Fred takes out his cell and calls Slick Shady. As Slick answered, Fred said, " Yo Slick! Mike became a snitch. What do you have to say?……Uh-huh….Ok. See ya!"

What happened?" Mike questioned.

"Mike Smith." Fred said. "YOU'RE FIRED!"

The band gasped.

"FIRED?" Mike said. "No. You can't do that."

"I can and I just did. Security!"

Security guards took Mike Smith away. Mike Smith is out of Limp Bizkit.

"Fred." Sam said. "That was uncall for."

"Let me remind you guys." Fred said to all of the remaining members. "Nobody tells anyone who our manager is. If you do, you're out of band. We are going to Hollywood and we are going to stop Puffy AmiYumi once and for all. GOT IT?"

"We got it." Wes said.

"Good." Fred said. "Tomorrow, it's payback time."

Stay tune for Chapter 7: Hi! My name is…