Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi vs. Limp Bizkit

Chapter 8: Cats vs. Dogs

Meanwhile, Fred Durst finished checking Puffy AmiYumi's bus and decided to check their suite. He went back into his tour bus and disguised himself as a pizza deliveryman. He also brought along Bizkit and Phoenix, his two dogs, along with him. The two dogs hid inside a box that read PIZZA HUT DELIVERY. As soon as Fred entered the suite, he asked the receptionist of where he can find Puffy AmiYumi's suite.

"Excuse me!" Fred said to the receptionist.

"Yes?" said the female receptionist. "May I help you?"

"I'm looking for the rock band AmiYumi. Do you know which room?"

"Yes but they say no fans are allowed until they get back."

"I'm not a fan? I'm a…Pizza Hut deliveryman."

"Oh! Why didn't you say so? Their room number is 1104."

"Thank you."

Fred took the elevator and headed towards the 2nd floor. As he reaches his destination, he walks left around a corridor and locates Ami and Yumi's suite. Fred took out a lockpick and begins to unlock the door. He turns his head left and right to make sure nobody is watching him. The good thing is that there were no security cameras on the floor. Fred unlocks the door and peeks inside. He hits the jackpot. Ami and Yumi's suite was occupied by their two cats that were sleeping on their bed. Fred closes the door softly not to make any noise. He opens the fake pizza box to let out his two dogs, Bizkit and Phoenix.

"All right you two," Fred said. "Listen up. Those two sluts had left their two pussies in this suite. Your job is to beat up those two pussies and leave a message for them when they get back. Understand?"

Bizkit: Woof Woof! (You got it boss!)

Phoenix: Roof, roof, roof! (What he said!)

"Good! Now, if you do a good job, I'll reward you two with a big…juicy…tender…steak!"

Bizkit: WOOF! (Yummy!)

Phoenix: Bark Bark! (Delicious steak?) Woof Woof! (Oh shit).

"Ok. Now get in there!"

Fred opens the door to let the dogs in. Bizkti and Phoenix crawled in sneakily. Fred closes the door and waits outside as he manicures his nails. Back in the room, Bizkit and Phoenix made their way to the side of the bed. Jeng Kang and Tekirai were still sleeping. Bizkit and Phoenix began to talk about their plan.

Bizkit: Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof. (Ok, Phoenix. I'm going to sneak up right behind and jam my tongue right into those pussies.)

Phoenix: Roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof. (Dude, we are not here to have sex with two cats.)

Bizkit: Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof. Woof, woof, woof, woof. Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof. (Shut the hell up. I ain't going to have sex with them. I'm going to lick their fur with my foamed mouth.)

Phoenix: Roof! (Oh!)

On the bed, the two cats were still sleeping. Tekirai felt a tap on her head while she slept. She opened her eyes a little bit. She looked towards her left with her half-closed eyes and saw Bizkit and Phoenix. She turns her head back again to lay down. Then, she woke up with a surprised face and looks to her left again. She talks to Jeng Kang who is still sleeping.

Tekirai: Meow, meow, meow, meow. (Jeng Kang, wake up.)

Jeng Kang: Meow, meow, meow, meow. (What is it Tekirai?)

Tekirai: Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. (There are two dogs here.)

Jeng Kang: Meow, meow, meow, meow…. MEOW! (So? Go back to sleep…DOGS!)

Bizkit: Woof, woof, woof. Woof, woof, woof, woof? (Hey pussy cats. Are you ready to rumble?)

Phoenix: Roof, roof! (Yeah Pussies!)

Tekirai and Jeng Kang: MEOW! (RUN!)

The two cats run for it. The dogs went after them. Bizkit went after Tekirai while Phoenix went after Jeng Kang. Jeng Kang hid in the closet but Phoenix was waiting for her inside. Phoenix corners Jeng Kang and delivers fifteen punches to the gut. He opens mouth and bites Jeng Kang's tail. Jeng Kang let out a loud yell. Phoenix grabs her and throws her out the closet. Then he jumped on her and bites her face and back. Bizkit was still chasing Tekirai around the suite. Jumping off of sofas, tables, and walls. Bizkit jumped and grabs Tekirai. He gives her a back breaker and a suplex. Bizkit calls Phoenix over. The two double-teamed and give Tekirai a double wishbone. The two teamed up again and gave Tekirai a 3D. Tekirai, still battered and bruised, tries to crawl to safety but gets dragged back to the fight. Bizkit holds Tekirai by the shoulders while Phoenix gives her seven scratches on Tekirai's stomach.

Outside, Fred takes out his dog whistles and calls his two dogs. The dogs stopped fighting and went out the door to meet their master.

"Did you boys do a good job?" Fred asked his dogs.

The dogs nodded.

"Good, Let's go home."

Stay tune for Chapter 9: Pink Palace.