Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi vs. Limp Bizkit
Chapter 9: Pink Palace
After Ami and Yumi had mistakenly caught Slim Shady, they waited for the tour bus to return at the nearest bus stop. About an hour later, the tour bus, driven by a disguised Wes Borland, picked the two girls up. Ami and Yumi went inside their regular seats right in front of a disguised DJ Lethal and John Otto as Hispanic tourists.
"So how is your trip to Slick Shady's house?" Wes questioned his girls.
"That wasn't Slick." Yumi answered. "That was drunk bastard name Slim Shady."
"I thought you said that this was Slick's house." Ami said to Wes.
"I thought it was." Wes lied. "But I guess I read the wrong address."
While Ami and Yumi sat down, Yumi felt her stomach rumble.
"Say Ami." Yumi said. "I'm hungry."
"(In Japanese) Me too." Ami said. "We need to stop some where to eat. Excuse me, bus driver?"
"Yes?" Said Wes.
"Can you stop at the nearest restaurant?"
"Where to?"
"Where to Yumi?"
"Pink Palace!" Yumi said.
"To Pink Palace." Ami said to Wes.
This gives Wes an idea. He gets on the microphone and says, "Uh, ladies and gentlemen, I'm about to take you to the tour center cause our bus is having engine problems. Our tour for today will conclude tomorrow."
"Hey! Wait a minute!" Yumi said. "What about Pink Palace?"
"Sorry girls. But you got to make it on foot. It is located at Columbia Records right best door."
"Oh ok." Ami said cheerfully.
The bus parked at the tour center. All tourists got out and headed inside. Ami and Yumi decide to walk all the way to Pink Palace. While they left, Wes makes another call to Fred Durst.
"Yo Fred." Wes said on his cell phone. "I found out where those two sluts are going to."
"Really?" Fred said. "What?"
"Those two divas are heading towards Pink Palace."
"You mean that burger restaurant that ripped off of White Castle and Krystals?"
"Yup."
"Good. Tell the boys to come back to the bus. I got another plan."
Moments later, all Limp Bizkit members met up with Fred at their tour bus. Fred took out a white chalkboard and a black pen.
"Alright dudes, listen up." Fred said to the members. "Now, those two sluts are going to eat at Pink Palace. But we are going to make sure that those idiots won't have time to locate Slick in time. But that's what we are going to do. (Draws the inside of Pink Palace on the board) First: We are going to move into Pink Palace by the front door. (Sniffs the fumes from the marker) Next: DJ, Wes, and Sam, you two will hide in the men's bathroom. (Draws the bathroom) John, you will tell the PP employees to meet you in the bathroom because you're going to fake that something happened in the bathroom. Remember, think of something that will lure all four employees to the restroom. Next: DJ, Wes, and Sam, you will jump from the stalls and hit those assholes with karate chops to the neck. Then take their clothes and dress like the employees. (Draws Ami and Yumi) When those two sluts come into the restaurant, you will come into the kitchen and take their order. When they order their burgers, here's what you do: You will put jalapeno pepper sauce, tobascco sauce, BBQ, and Holy Shit! Habanero Sauce (A/N: this sauce really exist) on their burgers. (Draws Ami and Yumi eating the burgers) Once those bitches eat their food, you have to make sure that you return back to the bathroom and put the clothes back on the employees before they notify the police. Once you do your job, head back onto the bus and as for those sluts, (draws Ami and Yumi inside a hospital) they will be hospitalized for good. Any questions?"
Nobody said anything. Fred smiles and says, "Good. Now lets move."
The band drove into their tour bus and went to Pink Palace. To make sure that Ami and Yumi are not watching, Fred drove the bus to an alley where no one can see him. Sam, DJ, Wes, and Sam went inside Pink Palace. Their first job was the bathroom plan. DJ, Wes, and Sam went into the bathroom stalls as John heads for the counter. He went to the counter and talks to one of the four employees.
"Excuse me?" John said.
"Yes?" Said one of the PP employees.
"My friends are feeling a bit sick inside the bathroom. Can you guys help me?"
"Sure, we'll help. Come on guys."
All four PP employees followed John to the bathroom. As they went inside, the four employees didn't see nobody but just hear the sound of elevator music.
"Uh, where's your friend?" Said the second employee.
"NOW!" John yelled.
The bathroom stalls bust opened and all three members of Limp Bizkit delivered karate chops to the employees necks. All four employees fell to the floor unconscious. There bodies were dragged to into the handicap stall as their clothes were taken off and being put on by John, Wes, Sam, and DJ. They left the bathroom and went into the kitchen. Before Wes could enter the kitchen, he puts an OUT OF ORDER sign on the door of the men's bathroom. John was the cashier while Sam, DJ, and Wes were cooks. About a minute later, Ami and Yumi arrived at Pink Palace.
"How can I help you girls?" John asked.
"Yeah." Yumi said. "I'll have a No.3 with extra pickles, large fries, and a coke. Ami, what about you?"
"I'll have a No. 1 with no mustard, small fries, and a Strawberry milkshake." Ami replied.
"All right, that'll be $4.99." John said.
Yumi pays the money. Wes and Sam were making the burgers while DJ does Ami's milkshake. DJ started to think of something to do Ami's shake. He unzips his pants and begins to piss in Ami's shake. After the burgers were done, Wes and Sam added the ingredients that Fred instructed. The band members tried to hold in laughter but will do it after they have done their mission. John picks up the orders and calls Ami and Yumi for pickup.
"No. 5" John calls.
Ami and Yumi pick up their meals and began to eat at a window seat area. Yumi starts off by eating her burger at a fast pace because she loves Pink Palace burgers. Ami eats her fries first and drinks her milkshake. While they were eating, the disguised boy band just watch while hiding their laughter. Ami finishes her fries and eats her burger and drinks more of her milkshake. Yumi eats her fries and drinks the rest of her coke. Then, suddenly, Yumi felt something burning inside her stomach. Her face began to turn red and her eyes began to turn blood red. Ami felt the same thing. Both girls began to sweat and shake violently. The boy band ran for the men's bathroom and put the clothes back onto the unconscious employees. The band ran out the door before Ami and Yumi notices. The girls shook more violently until they let out a scream of pain.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Both girls cried.
"(In Japanese) HOT! HOT! HOT!" Yumi cried as she runs around with her mouth burning.
"HELP! MY STOMACH IS ON FIRE!" Ami cried.
The girls ran around and headed towards the PP kitchen. They look for bread and milk inside the fridge. They found a gallon of milk and began to drink it all and ate bread to make the pain go away. While they were doing their bidding, the employees return and notice that the girls were in trouble. One of the employees called 911 while the other three help Ami and Yumi with their cries of pain. Moments later, EMTs came in and took the girls to the hospital. Ami and Yumi only suffer minor injuries to their mouths but will be able to recover. As for Limp Bizkit, they started laughing and celebrating in their tour bus about the news of Ami and Yumi.
Stay tune for Chapter 10: The People's Court.