Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi vs. Limp Bizkit
Chapter 11: Let's get it on.
Mills Lane enters the courtroom and takes the judge's seat.
"Please be seated." Mills Lane said to everybody.
"Who is that?" Yumi whispered to Ami.
"That's Mills Lane." Ami said. "The famous judge and boxing referee from the Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield fight."
"Uh oh."
"SILENCE IN THE COURT!" Mills yelled to the girls.
Ami and Yumi stopped talking. Mills took out his reading glasses and read the file.
"Now," Mills said. "Ami and Yumi. You are suing Limp Bizkit. Can you tell us why?"
"Well," Ami said. "We were on our European tour. We were going to our home country Japan when Limp Bizkit showed up. They took over our show, they stole our fans, and our money."
"Is this true Limp Bizkit?"
"You see, your honor," Fred Durst said. "We were told from our manager that no one was going to be at the show. We never knew that Ami and Yumi were going to be there."
"THAT'S A FUCKING A LIE, YOU LIEING ASSHOLE!" Yumi yelled.
"ORDER IN THE COURT!" Mills yelled at Yumi. "If I hear any profanity from the both of you two and you Limp Bizkit, you will be arrested for violation. Now, has the plaintiff reached a verdict?"
"Yes your honor." Yumi said. "Our manager Kaz is our lawyer. He will tell us about his opinion."
"Wait a minute!" Mills said. "Limp Bizkit! Where is your attorney?"
"Glad you ask!" Fred said. "Please welcome our lawyer, Mr. Johnny Cochrane II."
The court gasped as Johnie Cochran II entered the courtroom.
"What now?" Ami asked to Yumi.
"That's Johnie Cochran II." Yumi said to Ami. "He's the son of the late Johnie Cochran. The guy who got O.J. Simpson out."
"Uh-oh."
Fred looks at his band members and winks his left eye. What Ami and Yumi don't know is that his could be another set up.
Stay tune for Chapter 12: Prison for Female Popstars
