Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi vs. Limp Bizkit
Chapter 13: Prison for Female Pop stars
A Los Angeles News Broadcast show airs about the trial. A news anchorman begins to talk.
"On today's news," the man said, "Two rock bands are in court with Mills Lane as the judge. We are hearing word that Ami and Yumi's lawyer has given their opinions on their rival band Limp Bizkit. Right now, we are going to take you in for Limp Bizkit's opinion on their view of Puffy."
Back to the courtroom, Mills Lane has heard Kaz's testimony. Now Limp Bizkit's lawyer has to tell his opinion.
"What do you have to say Mr. Cochrane?" Mills asked.
Cochrane got up and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, Puffy's attorney want you to think that L.B. has ruined their lives several days ago and that would make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself. But ladies and gentlemen, I have one more thing that I want you to consider. (Walks up to a chart stand) Ladies and Gentlemen, (pulls down a picture of Michael Jackson) this is Michael Jackson. Michael is known as the King of Pop, but he was arrested for child molestation. Now think about it. THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE!
"Damn it." Yumi whispered.
"What?" Ami said to Yumi.
"He's using the Jackson defense."
Back to Johnnie.
"Why would the king of pop," He continued, "The king of pop, want to molest children? That does not make sense. But you got to ask yourself: What does this had to do with this case? (Silence) Nothing! Ladies and Gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case. It does not make sense. Look at me, I'm the son of the late famous lawyer in the world defending a international cracked up rock band and I'm talking about Michael Jackson. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I ain't making any sense. None of this make sense. So you got to remember: when you are in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation of Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and Gentlemen, it does not make sense. If Michael Jackson is found guilty of child molestations, you must acquit. The defense rest.
There was a complete silence in the courtroom with a lot of confused face.
"Ok then." Mills said as he broke the silence.
An hour later, the jury has made their decision. A female jury member came to the stand and spoke the decision.
"We the jury." she said. "Found the defendants…(Long pause)(Ami and Yumi were crossing their fingers)…Not Guilty.
The court gasped. Ami and Yumi had their jaws dropped.
"YES!" Fred shouted.
"YAHOO!" DJ yelled.
"THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!" Yumi yelled. "FRED, YOU FUCKING PRICK! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!"
"SILENCE IN THE COURT!" Mills yelled as he hit the hammer on the desk. "I THOUGHT I SAID I WANT NO PROFANITY IN MY COURTROOM! AMI AND YUMI, SINCE YOU DIDN'T LISTEN, YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR FRAUD AND VIOLATION! (Hits the hammer again) I HEREBY SENTENCE YOU TWO TO FIVE YEARS IN L.A.'S PRISON FOR FEMALE POP STARS! OFFICERS, GET THOSE GIRLS OUT OF MY COURTROOM!"
"NOOOOOO!" Ami yelled in fear.
The officers came in and put the handcuffs on the girls. They were loaded into a prison transport van and are being sent to Prison for Female Pop Stars.
(OZ theme music plays)
The van arrives at the front entrance. The gates opened to allow the van in. One of the officers talks to Ami and Yumi.
"Here we are." The officer said. "End of the line. Prison for Female Popstars."
The main gate opens and the van enters the front yard. Ami and Yumi were looking outside the window and saw several former and current female pop stars. Some of the pop stars are playing basketball, lifting weights, talking to their cellmates, some bullies, and a sign that read "Try to escape and we'll kill you where you stand!"
"Ami!" Yumi said.
"Yes?" Ami replied.
"I don't like this place."