Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi vs. Limp Bizkit
Chapter 23: Confessions.
"…Limp Bizkit!" Shouted the judge.
The boy band jumped for joy, high five each other, and hugged each other. As for their fans, they cheered for them as some blew their air horns. As for Ami and Yumi, the two were heartbroken and disappointed.
"Well Ami." Yumi said sadly. "It's been nice knowing you."
"Yeah." Ami said as she drops her drumsticks to the floor and hugs her friend. "Can we still see each other?"
"Well…I guess. Maybe I can get a job at Burger King."
"Or I can get a job as a sewer maintenance worker."
The girls looked at the joyful Limp Bizkit. The band was still celebrating as they signed autographs to their loyal fans. For the Puffy fans, they walked out of the arena heads down. Yumi sighs and lets a tear drop from eyes.
"You know Ami." Yumi said as she wipes her eyes. "We let our fans down as well."
While Fred and his band were still talking to their fans, Wes Borland looks at Ami and Yumi and realized their sad faces. Although, the band won the contest, he realized that two young girls' dreams were shattered in pieces. Wes wished he could do something but what?
Just then, the fifth judge came and gave Fred Durst the prized trophy.
"Mr. Durst," the judge said. "Do you want to say a few words to the fans?"
"Yes." Fred said. "I like to say…"
"WAIT!" Interrupted Wes. "Fred, we need to talk."
"Ok. What?"
"We don't deserve this award."
"What?"
"Look. We have made a terrible mistake."
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"What we did was destroy a bunch of girls' stardom. I mean, we did this before with COLD, Ozzy, and Staind. And do you know where they are now? They are working their asses off at restaurants, sewers, factories, and they are becoming losers."
"So? That's how we became popular. We ruined their careers and we are the best band in the world."
"Hey you know Wes is right." John said.
"WHAT?" Fred said in shocked.
"Look at we had become. We have taken away the fans of other famous rock bands so we can be No.1."
"Oh come on!" Fred protested. "Do you believe this shit Sam and DJ?"
Sam and DJ were speechless but they had to agree with John and Wes. Limp Bizkit were indeed the best band in the world but they cheated their way to rise to the top of the mountain. Fred looked at his band mates and noticed their concerned looks. The band wants Fred to omit that he cheated his way to be better than anyone else.
"Alright!" Fred said. "Fine! I'll tell the truth."
Fred got to the microphone and began to talk to the fans.
"Ladies and gentlemen." Fred said. "I have a confession to make: I cheated. The truth is, I haven't been playing fair. In the past, I paid people to cheat my way to victory. I was willing to do anything to be the best, and the super stardom made me blind to the people I was hurting. Some good friends of mine even tried to talk me out of it, and I wouldn't listen to them. Cheating is just like taking steroids at MLB baseball games because you're taking all the fairness out of the game. But I know now that even if you do win with bribery and cheating, you're really not a winner. You're just a pussy. You're just a big fat pussy, and if you cheat, the only decent thing to do is come forward and say, 'Remove me from the record books, because I am a big, stinky pussy-bribing-cheating jackass.' That's how I feel about myself and for the band. That's why I must decline this trophy to Puffy AmiYumi. And if you'll accept my apology, I'll be back next year to rock with honor. Puffy AmiYumi, here's your trophy."
The girls gasped and jumped for joy. Although they didn't win, they can keep their careers.
"Yatta!" they both said.
"Thanks Limp Bizkit." Ami said.
"Don't thank us." DJ said. "Thank Wes."
"Ok. Thanks Wes!"
Ami grabs Wes by the neck and plants a kiss on the lips. Wes' can feel his body explode inside out when he felt that. The boy band and Yumi began to laugh historically as they saw Wes get kissed by Ami for a minute.
"Say girls!" Fred said. "How about one more song before we leave."
"Rock on!" Yumi said.
Author's Note: Stay tune for Chapter 24: One more song.
