Ok, so the other day, I'm sitting the compy, reading crappy fanfics, when I decided that practically EVERY SINGLE OC is a MAry-Sue. (Notice I said "practically")
So I'm thinking God, there are so many of those freaking Sues and Stus, they could form an entire army.
Then I'm all like HOLY CRAP! FANFIC IDEA! Thus, my new fanfic.
And so it begins...
Deep in the ghost zone, in the most obscure door, there was a mystery. All the ghosts talked about it, and all of them feared it. Even Pariah Dark, King of all Ghosts, was afraid to go into the door.
Because past the door was where all the Mary-Sues and Gary-Stus lived. But they didn't live in homes. It was a boot camp.
"TEN-HUT!" spat the drill seregent. The Mary-Sues lined up in front of him, looking as spotless and beautiful as ever. The seregent paced bac kand forth across the line. There had to be hundreds of Sues. Finally, he stopped at one with long, blonde hair and blue eyes.
"ANNOYING NAME, ANNOYING CONNECTIONS TO CANON CHARACTERS, AND ANNOYING POWERS?" He hollared at her face.
She stepped forward.
"Sir, yes sir! My name is Lauren! I moved to Amity Park and became Danny's girlfriend instantly and made Sam jealous! I have ghost powers more powerful than Danny's , but he doesn't know I have powes!" She stepped back in line. The seregent nodded at her.
He continued pacing along the line, and stopped at a goth girl wearing black eyeliner.
"ANNOYING NAME, ANNOYING CONNECTIONS TO CANON CHARACTERS, AND ANNOYING POWERS?"
She stepped forward.
"Sir, yes sir! My lame is Jenna! I am Danny and Sam's daughter from the future! I am also half-ghost!" She stepped back.
The seregent looked pleased with his group of Sues. Meanwhil, across the lake at Gary-Stu camp...
"ANNOYING NAME, ANNOYING CONNECTIONS TO CANON CHARACTERS, AND ANNOYING POWERS?" yelled another drill seregent at one of the hundreds of boys lined up.
"My name is Joseph! I recently moved to Amity Park, and I instantly became best friends with Danny, Tucker, and Sam! I have to power of seeing ghosts that are intangible!" He stepped back.
The seregent surveyed the rest of the pack, and roared at another boy, "ANNOYING NAME, ANNOYING CONNECTIONS TO CANON CHARACTERS, AND ANNOYING POWERS?"
He stepped out of line.
"My name is Jerry! I was raised by Vlad, and instantly knew that Danny had ghost powers when I met him! I also have ghost powers!"
The seregent looked pleased with his haul as well.
"Now we plan out attack..."
Alright, you know the drill. Get up, not pay attention in school, and prepare for Lancer... Danny told himself as he woke up and began his usual Monday morning routine.
Danny completed his morning ritual, and stumbled out the door to the bus stop, where he met Sam and Tucker. Suddenly, his breath turned blue, and he dove behind a tree to transform.
He bolted upwards at 112 miles per hour, but there was no danger to be found. But there was a ghost. And it was the most beautiful thing Danny had ever seen. She had long, flowing blonde hair the glistened in the sunlight, and bright blue eyes.
"Hey you," she flirted.
It was just then that Danny had realized that he was drooling. He quickly cleaned up his saliva, and introduced himself.
"H-Hi...I'm Phantom Danny...Err, I'm Danny Phantom," he stuttered.
The girl giggled. "I'm Lauren. It's nice to meet you, too," she said flying away.
Danny was in a trance-like state, staring at the girl. Suddenly, Tucker yelled, "Danny! Let's go! You're going to miss the bus!"
As Lauren flew away, she took out her cell phone and dialed a few numbers. "I've done it. Phase one, complete. Mary-Sues shall rule the world!"