Danny made it to class juts on time. He slid into his regular seat as discretly as possible, as usual. He dumped his stuff in the empty seat next to him, like he always did. But today was different, because our Mary-Sue is about to do something very Mary-Sueish.

"Hey, I'm Lauren" said Lauren as she walked into the door, in her human form. Of course, she was sooooooo beautiful she made Danny totally forget that he had met a ghost named Lauren earlier.

"Is this seat taken?" shae asked, pointing to the one next to Danny.

"Um, no, go right ahead. Are you new?"

"Yeah. I just moved here from...uh...a far away place?"

Danny was too distracted by her beuaty to realize that she was acting strange, or to realize that 2 other new kids had walked in to the class.

"Alright class, let's begin," Lancer snorted.

"Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays!" Lauren whispered. Danny pretended to giggle at her frutiness, but Sam, who was sitting behind Danny, mouthed "GAG ME."

After an entire class period of everyone acting out of character, Danny, Sam, and Lauren went over to meet the 2 new boys.

"I'm Joseph," said one of them.

"I'm Jerry," said the other. Then, by some weird thought wave or something, Jerry somehow realized that danny had ghost powers.

"Cool, let's hang out after school with our other friend, Tucker," Danny said for no apparent reason.

After school, Danny had asked Lauren to meet him by his locker. Alone.

"Hey Danny!" she exclaimed. "What is it?"

"Lauren, you should go out with me, because thousands of my fangirls around the world would be jealous! And because you're hotter than the sun."

"Anything that will make fangirls jealous! I love you Danny!" and she kissed Danny, because Mary-Sues totally like to kiss Danny randomly.

"Well, now that THAT'S over with, let's go to my house and we can act even MORE out of character!"

"Yes, lets!" Lauren said, grinning evily.

Danny and Lauren met Sam and the others in Danny's basement.

"Hey Sam!" yelled Danny. "I've got a hot gilrfriend! Aren't you jealous?" Danny teased.

But before Sam could come up with a good come back, a swirling, purple gate appeared in front of them.

"Oooo, it's so pretty!" Tucker exclaimed in a girly voice. "I want to touch it!" Tucker thrust out his arm and touched the purple mass with his index finger. Then, as if by magic, a goth girl about Danny's age walked out of the gate.

"Hi!" the girl said. "I'm Jenna! I like randomly appearing out of portals and making people act out of character! I'm Danny and Sam's daughter from the future. I have no idea why I'm telling you all this either! Probably because I'm a retarted Mary-Sue, but who knows!"

"Wait, so I end up with SAM? But she's not as hot as Lauren!" Danny yelled, dumbfounded.

"Shut it Danny! You an I both know that we both desperatly want to make out with eachother!" Sam said dancing around.

"See?" said Jenna, pointing her thumb at Sam. "One of my powers is making Canon character act like out of character dorks! Oh, and have I randomly mentioned to you that I have ghost powers?"

"Ok, sure Jenna," Said Sam. "Do you want to hang out and party with us?"

"YEAH!" Yelled Tucker "Let's all act retarted and weird and pretend to have some idea what's going on!"