AWESOME A NEW SSBM STORY! I bet you're all hanging on the edge of your seats to find out why the characters in Super Smash Bros. Melee use the moves they do! If you aren't, then don't look at this. The crowd will consistently die and get replaced...why?..'CAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT! Ok my name is Kyle now read this. The first chapter is Kirby!

Chapter 1: Kirby

The crowd of wireframes were going wild on the benches as in the boxing ring an announcer stood. He had a big black mustache and other stuff no one cares about. The crowd continued to scream about pointless stuff.

"Are you ready, ladies and gentleman to hear about why the smashers use the moves they do?" the announcer yelled to the microphone. "The new Melee game is coming up soon! WATCH THEIR MOVES RIGHT NOW!"

The audience continued to cheer.

"You can find him near and far

riding on a warp star!

Welcome Kirby!"

A trapdoor opened in the boxing ring and at the bottom there was a cannon. Kirby was shot out, and the trapdoor closed. Kirby fell in the ring.

The crowd went wild...again.

"All right, shut up. Kirby? Show us your moves for this and what you're going to use."

Kirby nodded. He punched the announcer once and once again. The announcer merely flinched.

"You're going to have to make it stronger."

Kirby didn't know how to do this."

"Or make it more...repetitive."

Kirby punched him twice, and then did several rapid punches.

"That's good!" said the announcer. The audience was now singing 1 2 punch in the tune of 1 2 step.

"Shut up!" said the announcer. They all shut up.

"Now try a double jump." said the announcer.

Kirby jumped, and then jumped again in the air, making barely any distance.

"Mhmm...not good enough to be a smasher. Try again."

Kirby jumped, sucked in some air, and began floating up. He fell back down shortly after.

"Good, now try it again." The announcer tossed Kirby over the ring. Kirby floated back up a ways, but didn't make it. He pulled out a sword, threw himself up, and landed on stage.

"Good," said the announcer. The audience was singing as Kirby was floating.

I believe I can fly

I believe I can--

"DIE!" shouted the announcer. The audience shut up again.

"What else can you do?"

Kirby stood, staring blankly.

"You'll never amount to anything." The announcer threw Kirby up a ways, and Kirby transformed into a spike ball, and pounded back onto the ground, causing an earthquake all the way to the benches, causing the benches and audience to fall, causing the whole crowd to die. They were replaced by a new crowd of stupid wireframes.

"Good, now try something else." said the announcer.

Kirby sucked in air, causing the whole crowd to be sucked into Kirby's mouth, until he got bigger, and bigger, and bigger, until he finally just exploded making the wireframes splat into the wall spraying blood everywhere. The announcer sighed and mopped it up, along with Kirby's blood. "I'll reincarnate him for the melee game..."

I like this to be honest, I thought of it a while ago, each smasher will get their own chapter and next is C. Falcon...but if you don't like it, flames are welcomed!