"Danny!" called Maddie from upstairs. "What's going on down there? Are you all acting like out of character idiots?"

"Yeah, pretty much!" Yelled Danny. "We're also partying with my daughter form the future, wanna come?" he said, because parents are ALWAYS invited to parites.

"Oh gosh Danny!" Then Maddie charged into the room and started breakdancing and looking like an idiot. How she learned to breakdance is beyond me.

Suddenly, a shadow appeared in the stairway. Maddie spun out of control and stared at the shadow, and everyone's mouth's dropped open. On the stairs was Lancer, sans his normal teacher outfit. Instead, he was wearing a mesh mini-skirt with thigh-high lace-up high-heeled leather boots.

"Let's get this party started, homies!" he said, refering to his 'Unhip to Hip' book.

Lauren smiled to herself. One of her OTHER hidden powers was the abilty to make Canon characters randomly appear and do random stuff.

Just then, Vlad popped out of the ghost portal.

"Don't mind me, I'm probably just a figment of your imaginations! I like to appear in Mary-Sue fics such as this one! Oh and by the way, you look hot in that."
He said sarcastically at Lancer.

Jenna went into a corner and radioed the general.

"All the Canons have randomly appeared in one spot. Now we attack."

It was one big OOC party at the in the Fenton's basement. They had invited anyone who wanted to act out of character. Sam was hitting on Lancer, Tucker was doing the 'Glad I'm an only child dance', Jazz was vandalizing school property, Danny was releasing ghosts from the ghost zone and laughing his ass off as each one flew by, and Maddie was chasing Vlad around the room like a maniac trying to kiss him as Vlad screamed in terror with his hands in the air proclaiming that she was an icky girl who had cooties.

Just as Lancer got into the chorus of 'My Humps', a deafening explosion came from upstairs. Being under the Mary-Sue spell, no one bothered to see what it was, and they continued acting like retards.

"Ima get get get get you drunk, get you love drunk off my hu-" Lancer was suddenly cut off by a giant blaster ray nailing him in the chest and sending his shoes flying through the air.

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"HEY!" Sam yelled furiously. "He was just getting to the good part!"

The source of the blast was a tall, silver robot carrying the giant gun.

"Hey guys! I'm everybody's favorite generic villian! I'm going to blast all of you now, and since you're all acting like idiots, this should be easy!" said the robot in a mechanical voice.

"Oh, me first, me first!" Danny said excitedly raising his hand and jumping up and down. "Blast me first!"

"Yeah right!" yelled Vlad, pushing Danny with such great force that he flew into the wall. "I'M the one you'll be beaming first!"

"In your dreams, old man!" Sam cried, elbowing him in the gut. "Give me all you got, generic robot villian!"

"With pleasure," said the robot maniacally.

A strange, pink energy began to form around the tip of the gun. It grew and grew, until it was bigger than Danny's head. The beam fired out at Sam, sending her flying into the wall and disappearing somwhere in the foundation.

Suddenly, Sam felt like she had snapped out of a trance.

...What? Why am I here? Why did I do that...? she thought. She scanned her memory of the past day, and pieced together the pieces of the puzzle.

Oh God! she finally realized. We're trapped in a humerous parody of a Suefic!