Sam thought hard.

'I've got to protect the other from the Sues! But how!' she thought. She reached her hand into her back pocket as she thought, and she felt something sharp protruding out of it.

"Hello? What's this…?"

She pulled out the strange, plastic, cheaply-made object to find that it was a Sues worst nightmare-The Spork!

"Yes! I forgot I had lunch at Wendy's! Thank god for unexplained events in this horrible, horrible Suefic!"

Sam intrepidly climbed out of the gigantic hole in the wall, which no one had really noticed or cared about. She wasn't surprised to find that the situation hadn't changed much since her trip back to santiy. Danny, Tucker, and Vlad were continuously arguing about who would get a 5,000 volt shock by the robot next, and the others were simply drooling over the Sues flawless complexion, hair, and how they all looked exactly like a female version of Danny. Yeah, you heard me. Drooling. Big, cartoon wads of blue, shiny saliva seeping from their slack jaws and oozing and dripping and pattering onto the linoleum floor.

Sam pushed their groveling bodies out of her way. She caught a few wads of spit in her face as it flew off their lips.

"You're not a girl!" Sam yelled at Lauren. "You're a no-good, self-insert, low-life, OOC-inducing sue! You've dragged everyone into this, which could be the worst Suefic of all time, as your mindless, groveling slaves in a plot to take over the world!"

"So you've pieced it together, huh?" Lauren said casually, examining her fingernails. "But what are you going to do about it? My Sue-ish charm and powers have all your 'friends' at my mercy!"

"Ah, or so you might think…." Sam said sinisterly sneaking her hand into her pocket. "But………I unlike them know your one weakness!" Sam exclaimed as she thrust the spork into the air.

Laurens eyes widened as she backed away from Sam. "No! How did you know my ultimate weakness is the spork! You can't do this to me! I'm the self-Insert!"

Sam smiled as she gave Lauren a light tap on the arm, barely grazing her with the pointy end of the spork.

"You're not the self-insert," Sam remarked, as Lauren began to melt into a puddle of Tab on the floor. "CartoonFreak56 is WAY cooler than you."

As soon as Lauren was in a puddle, Sam examined the mess.

"Wow. Sues are made of Tab? Do they even make that stuff anymore?" she pondered, raising an eyebrow to herself.

"Sadly, yes," said a voice from behind. "You can actually get cancer from that crap, so I guess it's not really surprising that Sues are made of it."

Sam spun around and saw the others, clearly not under the Sue spell any longer. "Danny! Tucker! Mr. Fenton! Mrs. Fenton! Jazz!...And…..Lancer……And…..…Vlad……….." she trailed off.

The two frowned rigidly down at her.

Sam ignored them. "How did you break the spell?" she said as she embraced Danny and Tucker.

"When Lauren meted into a puddle of Tab, the other Sues and the robot got scared, and ran back to Sue-Land in the ghost zone," Maddie explained.

"I think it's best that we FORGET everything that happened here. And maybe not mention this to anyone?" said Danny.

It seemed like everything would return to normal, except for one thing……

"Henry the VIII!" Lancer suddenly exclaimed, looking wide-eyed and open-jawed at his ridiculous attire. "What in the name of H. G. Wells am I WEARING?"

THE END

Thank you, thank you, you've been a great audience. If you liked the story, feel free to tell me how awesome I am by commenting, and look out for my next Sue-Sporking tale, a parody of the Sue-isms of the episode Kindered Spirits. Note that I took a few 'creative liberties' on it. If you didn't like the story, then I'm not your friend anymore.