Hey I'm back and for all you people who are depressed you can request to be a crowd member. I'll just turn you into a wireframe and you'll be the only one who lives just so I can torture you HA...ok C. Falcon's chapter will be weird because we all know what a show-off this guy is...ok here it goes.
I don't own SSBM.
Chapter 2: Captain Falcon
The announcer replaced the crowd with a brand new set of cheering wireframes, while the announcer wondered why they didn't wear clothes. Then he shook that thought away.
"Ladies and gentleman!" said the announcer. "ARE YOU READY?"
"YEAH!"
"TO DIE?"
"Wait—n--" but the announcer fired a super scope at them killing them all and he replaced them again. This crowd began cheering.
"He is extremely alive
Watch out for his Falcon Dive!
Welcome Captain Falcon! I hate you but welcome...I guess..."
The crowd of mostly girls this time were screaming at the top of their lungs, as the trapdoor opened and C. Falcon was shot out of the cannon. It closed again and he fell. This made the crowd go wild.
Captain Falcon smiled and posed.
"Just do this right! This isn't a fan club!" the announcer said angrily.
Captain Falcon resumed his posing.
"STOP OR I'LL KILL YOU!"
Captain Falcon laughed. "Show ya moves!" he said.
"Show yours!" the announcer said.
"Fine. Falco..." He powered up a punch and launched forward. "Punch!" A raptor appeared.
"It's ok, but try not talking during your moves...and try not to suck so bad."
Captain Falcon got angry. "If I don't talk, the ladies won't be all over me!"
"Whatever...show me a move that isn't so retarded..."
Captain Falcon powered up a gold light and launched forward quickly, then turned around and did an uppercut, causing the announcer to fly up in the air and crash down.
"Good...I guess..." said the announcer.
Captain Falcon jumped up and grabbed the announcer, then caused an explosion and jumped back. Unfortunately, he went too far causing a crash in the wall and the ledges fell on the crowd and killed them all. The announcer repaired the building at top speed and replaced the crowd.
"Can I talk during this next move?" asked Captain Falcon.
"I guess."
He jumped into the air, and shot down with one leg first as a firey raptor appeared. He slammed hard into the ground floor, causing a hole to break through and lava flew up and started pouring everywhere. The announcer stood on a ledge that rose up so he wasn't effected by the lava, but it killed all the wireframes and Captain Falcon. When the lava went away the announcer's ledge went back down and guessed he had to reincarnate another soul.
Well review the story AND FLAME IT BECAUSE FLAMES SHOW FULL OPINIONS! I guess...anyway just flame my story if you want or a regular review. The next chapter is Yoshi.