Sorry it took so long to update, but I've been working on lots of other stuff...I highly recommend you continue reviewing, because I prefer my loyal fans more...alive...and not so...corpsy...haha just kidding...and why won't you flame me? Flames rule! Ok anyway read it...and one more thing. The crowd dies quite a bit on this chapter.

I don't own Super Smash Bros. Or the characters.

Chapter 3: Yoshi

The crowd had again been replaced, and the announcer was doing his best to withstand the annoying rants of the overly-excited audience. I mean, they're wireframes!

"Hold on! Let me do my rhyme!"

The crowd temporarily shut up.

"You can expect him by your side

especially when you need a ride!

YOSHI!"

The crowd once again went wild as did the announcer's eardrums. The trapdoor opened and the cannon shot the dinosaur into the ring. It closed.

"Yoshi!"

"Don't say your name," said the announcer. "What moves do you expect to be using in the new Melee game?"

Yoshi grabbed the announcer, tossed him up, but he barely went anywhere.

"That grab move sucks," said the announcer. "Try something else."

Yoshi turned around and faced the crowd. Just the site of Mario's famous pal made them all cheer. Yoshi opened his mouth, and a long tongue emerged, wrapping around an audience member. The crowd gasped and the one particular wireframe was pulled into Yoshi's mouth. He chewed him up, and forcefully spat him back out, sending the poor wireframe hurling toward the crowd. Unfortunately while being hurled wireframes were just like bowling balls so he slammed into the other wireframes, causing them all to be hurled into the wall, killing them.

That one wireframe did too, and they all died. However, the announcer had built an auto-cleaner so it mopped up all the bloodstains and he replaced the crowd with a new cheering one.

"Good, now try a few specials," said the announcer. Yoshi took an egg out of nowhere, and chucked it at the crowd. It hit one wireframes head, but the pool of blood drowned them all and they all died so the announcer replaced them again.

Yoshi jumped, then moved his legs rapidly in the air, so he ascended with great speed, then fell down. The crowd cheered.

"Brilliant!" said the announcer. "Do another one!"

Yoshi jumped up in the air, and hurled himself down with his rear facing the stage. He came crashing down, but unfortunately the force was so huge a big chunk of stage was hurled towards the audience, killing them all.

Yoshi looked worried. "I knew I shouldn't have crossed that black cat."

"Oh no that happens all the time. And it's cool anyway."

"Yeah you're right."

"But anyway Yoshi, try something else, your moves will do well in the game, I have a feeling..."

Yoshi jumped into his own egg, and span around the boxing ring at great speed, and then jumped out. The crowd was amazed thst Yoshi had such fantastic moves. The announcer was amazed that the crowd didn't die.

"Got another move?" asked the announcer, seemingly uninterested.

Yoshi's tongue shot forward again, this time grabbing all the audience members and swallowing them. A giant egg flew up, and then down, down, down...until it crushed Yoshi killing him instantly. With the sudden impact, the egg didn't shake, causing it to not keep warm, causing it to freezing, causing the whole crowd to die. The egg broke, and thousands of dead wireframes flew everywhere. The announcer used his brilliant technology to get rid of them, and clean up all the blood.

"Another smasher to reincarnate..."

I hoped you liked that, I know the same types of things happen, but each chapter still has original characters, so the humor doesn't get old, does it? Read and Review! Flame! FLAME!