Me and my friend thought up of a funny plot with today's stars and Dyansty Warriors.

DISCLAIMER: We don't own this, but we could if we wanted to.

One day, a tour group was exploring a very old battle field. The tour guide said, "If you look to your right, you will see a battle ground that has actually been battled on numerous times."

Everyone looked over, and saw just an old empty dust bowl. They looked back and started to move away but they heard dozens of screams and hundreds of swords clashing.

"OH MY GOD!" Yelled Michael Jackson in his feminine voice. They looked back to see what the gaywad could possibly be yelling at. They saw a great warrior with a mighty Halberd (Lu Bu) and holding a dead tour guide in his right hand.

"Ah, I like the blood effects on this tour. They are most realistic." Says Mr. T trying to act all smart. (If your reading this man, please don't kill me!)

"Eeeeek! I think he may be real!" yelled the pregnant blonde chick. (Britney Spears)

"ALRIGHT! Listen up men! We are all now apart of this war! We must defeat everyone and slay the people stronger then me!" Lu Bu demanded that this be done very quickly.

"What about our weapons sir?" Asks MJ all on Mr. T.

"WHAT! I thought you had your own weapons!" Lu Bu shouted.

"It wasn't in the guide!" Shouts an anonymous voice. "Damn this tour rocks!" Shouts another.

Lu Bu sighs and makes haste to go and slay some people.

"Here are some body limbs! Use them wisely!"

" Um what's your face, how the hell do we fight with pieces of dead humans?" Asks a total random guy.

"Wouldn't it be much easier to just use the weapons that they dropped?" Shouts another.

"But this makes everything more fun! God you people are just so weak!" Lu Bu mumbles.

"Yeah! I don't care this looks awsome!" Shouts Mr. T.

"...Your just scaring me so I'll be right back with some weapons..." Lu Bu says a little freaked out.

"Alright men! Take your pick between a shoe, a sword, a club, or a pair of nunchucks.

"I'll take the nunchucks!" Says MJ, yet again feminine.

"ARGH!" Bu throws the chucks at MJ and hits him in the face.

"I'll take the club! Yells the pregnant whore. Bu throws it at her and she runs away about ten feet crying.

"I WANT THE SHOE! Yells T. Bu also throws the shoe and T catches it in his mouth and eats it.

"Now who is with me?" shouts Lu Bu in an amazing battle roar.

Surprisingly, everyone runs except the gay MJ, MR. T (I'm not implying that the dude is gay), and the slut.

"Now let me hear your battle cries!"

"OH YES!" MJ shouts at the top of his feminousness.

"Ok, your too gay to go to war. That's why we didn't let people in Vietnam." Bu cuts MJ's head off.

"UURGH!" Yells the slutty whore trying to pick up the club.

"Ok, you really sound pregnant right now." Bu slits her clit and she falls dead due to lack of pressure to her silicon.

"Alright Mr. T, I think I can depend on you." Says Lu Bu sadly.

"ALRIGHT LET'S KICK SOME ASIAN SHIT!" Roars the mighty maniac!

"Alright, it sounds like you can kick my ass!" Bu then swings his mighty halberd and T blocks it with his wrist, barely cutting himself on the arm.

"MOMMY! HE HURT ME!" T runs away crying and plowing through more then two dozen soldiers in the battlefield.

"Looks like I'm by myself! I can handle you pieces of shit now come on!" "Thank god he killed a few..." Lu Bu thinks to himself while he is charging the enemy.

Short buta little funny. Tell us if you like it.