Hey guys...ok here's chapter 6: Donkey Kong...and the Fox and Ganondorf chapters will be short, although I do have an idea for them...
The announcer was excited as Donkey Konh was a strong character and couldn't wait to see his moves...the crowd was now screaming about Donkey Kong, although one was yelling random things about onion juice.
"Uh...I can't think of a good rhyme...uh...
He does not look like a grape
Check out this powerful ape!
Donkey Kong's the one!"
"...Are ya even tryin' anymore?"
"Sorry crowd, I can't rhyme anymore...I think my rhymes are truly broke...
Broke broke broke broke broke broke broke broke!"
The crowd seemed uninpressed. The trapdoor opened, and Donkey Kong was shot out of the cannon.
The crowd cheered. "Wow Donkey Kong, what's it like to be strong? Tell us about your life. Do you have a sense of humor?"
Donkey Kong scratched his head. "Yes. I thought it was funny when I used a flamethrower and burned Fox's head...now it looks all black...and burnt...it's funny..."
"Yeah I know. I wish I was there."
"Yeah it's all black and stuff...hilarious..."
"Anyway...if you're as strong as the rumors are told...then you probably have no need for a projectile attack, correct?"
"Yeah I guess I don't need one." DK shook his arm around and powered up a punch. He then fired it into the air."
"That's cool...can I have your flamethrower?"
"Sure." Donkey Kong handed the announcer his flame thrower.
"Thanks," he said, storing it into his pocket.
DK then shoved his head into the air.
The air screamed.
Donkey Kong scratched his head. "Sorry."
"No problem. The air is an important part of your nutritious breakfast. Which is why it's good to make it scream, because then it makes it healthier for you."
"It does?"
"No, but I like sounding smart."
"Oh." DK repetitively slapped the ground with powerful force, causing many of the wireframes to fly up from their benches, one of them going all the way up through the ceiling and into the sky. Everyone except the announcer was wondering why the wireframe wasn't falling down, and how he had gotten so high up there, and the announcer was thinking about a new wall to repair. He just ignored the fact that the wireframe hadn't fallen down and continued.
Donkey Kong jumped and spun his arms around swiftly and powerfully, causing winds to fly around and him to hover momentarily.
The crowd randomly started throwing their tomatoes but DK just punched them back and gave a pose.
The announcer ignored this; he knew it was coming, but the taunting was the one thing he hated that was coming up in the new Melee game.
"Well, it's time to leave Donkey Kong. Aren't you proud?"
"Oh yeah, I can't wait to be in the new game!"
"No! Not about that!"
"About burning Fox?"
"No! Good job though. And thanks for the flame thrower. But you managed to survive the whole meeting!"
Donkey Kong stared and drooled, wondering.
"Every other smasher died. One less soul to reincarnate!"
"Thanks! I feel proud." Donkey Kong ran across the stadium heading out, but then stopped.
"What is it?"
The crowd stopped cheering and wondered.
"It's just...I thought I heard something." Then they all heard it. A feint screaming was going on. Then it grew louder and louder until they saw what it was; the wireframe was falling back through.
"Stupid poetic justice..." said Donkey Kong.
The wireframe flew right through the hole he went into, extremely fast, and DK was right below him. He crashed into him and it killed them both. The crowd of wireframes went away but the announcer hated them for not dying that chapter so he took out his new flamethrower and put it to good use, killing them all and setting half the stadium on fire. He took a hose and washed off everything, and then rebuilt the ceiling.
He was the only one in the stadium, and he figured getting a new crowd and smasher would take a while, so he went to go buy a book on volleyball.
Hey, how was that? How unpredictable...anyway...REVIEW! And flam if you want...I don't care anymore...but still review if you want to see the next chapter. Oh yeah, next chapter is the Ice Climbers.