Finally back...I've recently gotten used to fanfiction again, and after the addition of about three stories (Sonic Adventure DX Edited, Sonic Adventure 2: Battle Edited, and Those Darn Emeralds. If you like humor stories, which you probably do if you're a fan of this story, then I suggest you read them for a good laugh or two.), I've decided to update stories that were thought as abandoned. I even updated Melee at my House. Anyway, I'm back. This chapter is the Ice Climbers.

I don't own the smashers, or wireframes.

The roaring crowd of wireframes had somehow been replaced without the announcer's consent, and their patience was diminishing. They had actually started to throw tomatoes at the wall for no reason.

Suddenly, they heard a noise. A door was opening...and in came...a giant donut? It looked to be mechanically operated. Silence covered the room.

"Hey look! It's Dr. Donuts' Trademark! What's it doing here?" one wireframe said. The colossal donut was pushed all the way in by the announcer. "How are you all doin'? Stop by for some donuts!" said Dr. Donut in a monotone.

Following, was a smaller donut that seemed to be alive. "Why is daddy acting robotic?" it said.

"Sorry guys," said the announcer. "Only not really because I hate you all. But I'll explain anyway."

Flashback

The announcer was wandering down the street, when he caught sight of Dr. Donuts' finest donuts. He decided he was hungry after going through all that work to buy a book on volleyball. He messed around with his newly earned flamethrower and walked toward the donut shop.

At the edge was a miniscule germ, who he was surprised to see working at a donut shop for two reasons: one, because the announcer thought the germ had died, and two, because he thought the germ had died by a donut attack.

"Gargun? I thought you died?" wondered the announcer.

"I did."

"...Okay then, can I have a package of donuts?"

"Not without money."

"Oh man, I forgot to bring money."

"Then you've covered yourself in green beans already."

"...What? Never mind. I'll leave."

After leaving, the announcer still had strong determination in his stomach. He pulled a ladder out of nowhere and climbed towards the roof, grabbing onto the nearest object, which ended up being a giant donut.

"Uh oh," the announcer said. He jumped down and pushed the giant donut along, as a little donut ran after them.

End Flashback

"And that's how I got the name Bob," said the announcer proudly.

"But your name isn't Bob," said one of the crowd members, confused.

"If Gargun works there, then where's Gerguhb?"

"I didn't ask. Anyway, we must continue the show!

Popo and Nana

uh...don't look like a banana

Come up Ice Climbers! Or I'll kill you!"

The cannon shot out the ice climbers. Popo looked mad.

"I THOUGHT SO!" screamed Popo, even though no one said anything. Everyone glared at him.

"...Anyway," said the announcer, "show some moves...that's what you're here for..."

"I don't even have a toilet with me!" snapped Popo defensively.

"School projects," Nana explained. "He chose his to be 'the effects of drugs.'"

"I would never!" screamed Popo. "Drugs are dirty, and I only like clean!"

"But you never take showers," said Nana.

"Only perverts take showers! They just want water drips to see them naked!"

Everyone glared again.

"Grab some nice tasty donuts!" chuckled Dr. Donut.

Popo and Nana each pulled out a hammer and hit a block of ice. Dr. Donut ate it and then spit it back out, killing the whole audience even though it was small.

The announcer replaced them. "It's okay, but I hate you guys anyway," said the announcer. "Try something else."

Popo tossed a rope up as Nana grabbed the other end, and then she pulled causing Popo to elevate higher.

"Now that was lame," said the announcer. "That's like one of those 'work together' movies."

On the TV rack, videos were shown with "Work Together 1," and below it, "Work Together 3," and below that, "Work Together 4." On the TV, two people were seen holding hands with the words "Work Together 2" in the top left corner, as at the end, it accidentally showed footage of a bird pecking out the kids' eyes.

"I happen to like that," murmured Nana. A couple of rocks dropped on her head and she passed out.

"That must be the plumber," said the announcer. "He has no idea of how to do his job, so he usually drills holes in the floor." The plumber was seen falling through the roof and through the floor, screaming.

When Nana finally woke up, they used their freeze move, but Popo accidentally faced the same direction so he froze Nana. He took a log and rubbed it against the ice, accidentally catching Nana on fire. Eventually, things were back to normal. They both swung their hammers around but accidentally facing each other, knocking both of their heads off, which were redirected at the crowd. They all cowered in fear and the heads attacked them. Several bodies flew everwhere.

"Finally...up," said the plumber, crawling back up to the floor. Several bodies piled up on top of him. There was a loud thud.

The announcer threw Popo's and Nana's bodies into the pile of wireframe bodies and the ice climber's heads, and cleaned it up instantly.

How'd you like that as a comeback chapter? Read and Review, though you probably didn't scroll down and skip the story to read this, so I should probably just say review.