I'm back with chapter 9...It will be Mario...I think...to that one person who reviewed recently...I'm not begging for reviews...
Chapter 9: Mario
I don't own the smashers.
The redundant, obnoxious cheering had diminished because of the dead ninjas lying on numerous wireframes' heads. The announcer still stood in the field thing. He had relieved some stress after killing so many people, and therefore he was slightly cheered up.
"Hello, poor excuses for people," he said happily.
"You might think he is bizzario
Here comes the plumber, Mario!"
"Bizzario isn't a word," protested a wireframe.
"Nothing has to make sense," said the announcer, who surprisingly hadn't killed the wireframe. The platform opened to reveal the signature cannon, and Mario was shot out. The cannon lowered and the platform closed.
"All right, poor excuse for a plumber," the announcer said, causing Mario to fume angrily. "What can you do?"
"First of all," snarled Mario angrily, I am much better than the plumber you hired!" As if on cue, the announcer's plumber was seen falling through the ceiling. "Second of all, your vocabulary is limited, and I somehow know you saying 'poor excuses for people' to the wireframes. And now, I will demonstrate my--"
"Overrated."
"Moves," finished Mario furiously. He produced a fireball from his hand and shot it toward the wireframes. It killed one, but fire spreads so it ended up killing them all. The announcer replaced them.
"It was all right," admitted the announcer.
Mario smugly went on to his next move, not knowing that any move killing the crowd was probably good enough to please the announcer.
Before he could start, the announcer's plumber climbed up from the floorboard. "Hey, announcer," he said. "Hey, poor excuse for a plumber."
Mario stomped up and down and shrieked at the other plumber until the crowd got bored and began throwing tomatoes, books on how to play volleyball, donuts and ninjas at him. He pulled out a cape and reflected them, killing the audience again. They were replaced.
Following this, Mario decided to grow huge somehow.
"That takes up too much energy to move," the announcer commented. "That won't you get in."
"It counters attacks though, I think," said Mario. The announcer jumped up and slapped his face. He shrunk immediately and whimpered in pain.
"Something tells me it doesn't," the announcer said.
Mario nodded.
"You can use that as a taunt though. Try something else, like a recovery move, something that can help get you back to the stage following a double jump."
Mario jumped up, double jumped, and used a giant fist to propel himself upward.
"Good enough," said the announcer. "One more successful move, and you should be able to get in."
Mario spun around rapidly, and to completely exaggerate it, created a large wind.
"That's original," said the announcer. It ended up killing all of the wireframes, and Mario ended up getting sucked up into his own tornado. He ended up dying.
Sorry it was short, but I have to go to bed so I didn't really have time to put much thought into it.