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Chapter One: Wakka's New "Friends"

A/N: This is a fic that takes place in the U.S. and has some Wakka-bashing (in this chapter). She has nothing against him, but he, like Tidus, is fun to torture! And we couldn't think of a name, so we'll take suggestions!

Disclaimer: I don't even own this story, got it? My friend does. And she doesn't own any of the characters. Just the plot and the clothes on her back.

Moogle: But if her mom bought the clothes-

Me: Shut up, Moogle!

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It all starts outside...

"Tidus," Wakka whined, "that hurt!"

"Ha ha ha!" Tidus laughed after hitting Wakka with a blitzball in the... blitzball.

"Did you have to throw it so hard?" He asked.

"Of course!" Tidus replied.

"Erg!" Wakka hollered as he ran into the apartment that he, Tidus, Yuna, and Lulu shared. (A/N: It's very big...)

Lulu then yelled from the other room, "Wakka! Don't slam that-"

Then you hear a door slam shut, but it reopens because it was slammed too hard. Then it slams again, actually closing this time. Lulu then appears with an angry expression.

"How many times have I told you NOT TO SLAM THE DOOR?" Lulu scolded.

"Sorry, ya?" Wakka said with a pitiful look on his face. Then he started bawling.

"Tidus hit me with a blitzball!" He whined loudly. "Really hard!" He added. (A/N: Yes, Wakka cried.)

"Oh my God, Wakka! Get over it you big crybaby!" Lulu yelled.

As he walked away, Wakka whined softly, "I thought Tidus was the crybaby, ya?"

He then runs out of the room with his face buried in his hands. Tidus walks in.

"That wasn't nice, but I've always wanted to see Wakka cry..." She said while laughing. She then asks (A/N: Randomly...), "Wanna get some ice cream?"

Tidus smiled. "Sure... Should we ask the baby to go, too?" He asked.

Suddenly, you hear Wakka faintly say, "I heard that...but oh well...ICE CREAM!...ya?"

Then, Yuna appears and asks with a smile, "Can I come too?"

Tidus answers quickly, "YES!"

So, they all go to Baskin Robbins. Tidus orders the same as Yuna (A/N: Tidus has a crush on Yuna...DUH!)...Chocolate! But whatever Wakka ordered had gummy worms in it. Which he named. All three of them! Their names are Bob, Wakka Jr., and Elmo (A/N: Wakka loves Elmo!). Then he didn't eat them because they are his new best friends.

And on the way home he scared everyone by whispering odd things to them like:

"My underwear is blue!" and "My hair is orange!" And then he started singing "Hollaback Girl" by Gwen Stefani to his "new friends!"

Then Lulu whispered softly, "I hope it's not contagious!"

Suddenly, Tidus started singing along, but then stopped and started humming his own theme song (A/N: I want my own theme song!).

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Will Wakka ever ever eat his new "friends?" Will Tidus stop humming his theme song? Will I get my own theme song? Find out when you read the next chapter of (insert title here)!

C ya!

And again, this is NOT my story! This is my friend's. But you CAN go and read "What Happens in My Dreams!" I actually write that!

Review, peeps!