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Chapter Three: Fuzzy Poster! And Haircare Products!
Author's Note: Whassup? Have we lost ya yet? I, Moogle Girl X2, am here to present the third chapter of (insert title here)! Woot! (everyone else: ...)
Me: You all suck...
Moogle: Whatever.
Me: That's Squall's line!
Megan: Hi! I'm the actual author! Whassup my peeps?
Me: --,
Disclaimer: I don't even own this story. My bestest friend does. Got it?
Here chapter now!
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Yes, Lulu changed! But...(creepy music) into pink capris! And a white t-shirt! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! Everyone is still in shock, of course. But let's get to the point of this chapter. If there actually is a point! Myaha! Anyway...
Wakka and Tidus were in the kitchen. Our favorite idiot, Wakka, was drinking a margarita while our favorite blitzer, Tidus, was munching on some Edy's Dibs. Chocolate flavored, of course. Tidus loves chocolate! But unfortunately for him, Wakka had a weeeeeeeeee bit too much to drink. He drunkenly muttered things to Tidus like,
"You like Yuuuuuuuuuuuuna," and "Throw one a dem iiiiiiiice cream thingys in my mouth, yaaaaaaaa?"
So Tidus finally got fed up and threw one at him. No, really! He literally threw one at him! Hitting the idiot right in the middle of the forehead! Tidus enjoyed this, and decided to throw a few more. After five or so more Dibs, Tidus stopped. Wakka, as a result of the beating, had a giant red mark on his forehead. Discovering this, while still in his drunken state, of course, he ran up to Lulu and started crying. Lulu, who was cursing herself for walking into the room, ignored Wakka's rantings as he, being the tattle-tale he is, told on Tidus. (That is a lot of 't's!) Tired of hearing this, Lulu asked Yuna to "punish" Tidus. Lulu made Wakka think she punished him. He had it coming to him, if ya know what I mean...
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Later that day, Wakka finally stopped crying. Unfortunately, he started up again when he and Lulu went to Wal-Mart. Why you ask? It was because he saw a fuzzy poster. It had a really big and prettyful butterfly on it! Lulu didn't want to buy it for him. It was then that he started to act like a toddler. Yes, throwing himself on the ground, kicking his legs and screaming, crying, all of that. Screaming as loud as he could, by the way. To save her sanity and the embarrassment, she bought the fuzzy poster.
Arriving at the apartment, Wakka couldn't wait to color it! He colored none other than pink! Wakka's favorite color! He loves pink, especially a pink Elmo! But you didn't need to know that. When he was done, he gave it to Lulu, who hung it on the fridge for everyone to see! And make fun of! Because even with the "no mistakes" fuzz stuff, he still messed up. Ha ha! You suck, Wakka! Nya! Anyway, back to the story...
Yuna and Tidus were in a fight. When Lulu and Wakka walked in, they found out that the reason the two were fighting was because Tidus was taking too much time in the bathroom to do his hair. The next thing they heard was Yuna shouting,
"You need to be attacked by scissors anyways, you hair-obsessed jock!"
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Will I ever stop making fun of Wakka? Will Yuna cut Tidus's hair in his sleep-er, oops! Too much info Gotta go!
Me: Get back here! If you cut off Tidus's hair, I swear I'll-
Moogle: You'll do what?
Me: ...Shut up, Moogle!
Geez, there wasn't much dialouge in there at all, was there? Hee hee. C ya! Review!