(insert title here)
Chapter Four: Hair-B-Gone!
Author's Note: Hiya hiya! Two chapters in one day... That's a record!
I'm thanking the reviewers for chapter two in this, obviously, because I forgot to say thanks in the third chapter! Heh heh... Anyway...
Shadray: lol Thanks! My friend is DEFINATELY insane! No doubt about it! Here's another chapter! And...(hands over some s'mores cookies) They're good!
pikarikku: Hey! New reviewer! Woot! lol Thanks for reviewing! Glad you liked it! More chappies for you! And cookies! (hands over s'mores cookies)
ChloeBrunetteRocker1: lol Lemme help with that! (burns Wakka plushie) Hee heeeee! Cookies for you! (hands over s'mores cookies)
kyritawuv: We all love Elmo and randomness, don't we? lol Thanks for reviewing! (hands over s'mores cookies)
tiduslover: lol Thanks! Glad you like it! And this story is supposed to be messed up! lol Don't worry, we're gonna make fun of Yunie soon! Everybody gets their share of torture! (hands over some s'mores cookies)
Thanks ya'll! Here's the chappie!
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As the fight between Tidus and Yuna progresses...
"I shall use Death Claw on you! One day! Yes...one day..." Tidus shouted. Then he started singing "One Day" by Simple Plan.
"One day I won't take this anymore. One day I'll be old enough to do, to do, to do what I want to!"
Yuna then screams at the top of her lungs, making Wakka hide behind the sofa by the way, "No more Final Fantasy VIII and Simple Plan before bed!"
"But Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuunaaa!" Tidus started to whine, but Yuna interrupted him.
"No buts! Now go to bed with no dessert!"
"But Yuna! I was gonna finish off the rest of the Dibs! I used most of them on Wakka!" Tidus retorted. Wakka then chimes in saying,
"When did you do that, man?" Considering he was drunk off his arse, he wouldn't know. Wakka then farts and laughs himself to his room. Everyone else is disgusted. Yuna, Tidus, and Lulu, who had walked into the room when Wakka asked when Tidus hit him with mini ice creams, all screamed. It smelled...really, really bad.
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Later, like tomorrow later, you hear Tidus scream...
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Mwaha! You'll never know what happened until the next chappie! Ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa (sees people glaring and holding knives)
Eep! Fine, fine! Here's the rest...
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Everyone rushes to Tidus's room and sees him huddled on the floor holding something. It's a...Tidus plushie? Yep. A Tidus plushie. But...(creepy music) it's bald! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Hey, there's a note attached! What does it say?
"It says, "You will be next!"" Tidus read to himself, voice shaking. It obviously scared him. But...there was something else different about the plushie.
"Awwwww! He looks so adorable! He has make-up on!" Yuna said in obvious 'aww'ness.
Tidus, now aware that his three roommates were outside his door, looks up with a terrified expression.
"Yuna! If you even think about touching my hair, I won't hesitate to use Brotherhood on you!" He shouted at the girl.
"Oh, so you're gonna try and murder me with a sword Wakka gave you? Tch, smart choice!" She sarcastically retorted.
"That was before he hit his head on the concrete!" Tidus whined.
"Anyway," Yuna started, "it wasn't me. I swear on my prized blitzballs that I didn't do it!" Tidus just stared at her, then started cracking up. Lulu decided to pipe up and said,
"Yuna, that just sounded wrong!"
Yuna went over her sentence in her head, then buried her face in her hands in embarrassment. Tidus started taking deep breaths and said,
"Okay, okay. Soooo, gasp! You must be telling the truth!" He looked over to Lulu, who was once again wearing her yellow and green froggie pajamas, and shook his head. He turned his head towards Wakka, who was picking his nose.
"No...Wakka isn't that smart..." He muttered. All of a sudden, you hear a voice shout,
"It was me! I did it!"
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Ha ha! We leave you on cliffy anyway! Ha! (ahem)
Will we find out who this "hair murderer" is? Will Wakka stop picking his nose? Find out in the next chapter of "insert title here"!
C ya'll!