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Chapter Five: Wed the Al Bhed!
I'm typing up another chapter. Amazing. ...(sings along with Everywhere by Michelle Branch)
Moogle: ...zzzzZZZZZzzzz...
Me: ...Me, too. But I got up early to write this!
Moogle: Yeah, ten in the morning is soooo early!
Me: ...Crid ib, oui meddma yccruma.
Moogle: ...zzzzzzZZzzzzz...
Me: Grrr...(burns)
Megan: (anime sweatdrop)
Disclaimer: Look in the previous chapters. I don't wanna type it.
Reviews:
Keyblade Mistress HIkari: lol. (hands over cookies). Yeah, you, me, Meg, and Tidus would make one...hyper team...I scared now.
kyritawuv: lol. I shall! I shall type till I can't type no more! (Moogle: Or until you wanna go play FF9. Me: Shut it!) Thanks for reviewing! (hands over cookie)
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Previously:
Yuna and Tidus were in a fight. Someone cut the hair off of a Tidus plushie! (screams in terror) Suddenly, a mysterious girl confessed.
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"It was me!" a short, blonde-haired, bubbly girl in short shorts and an orange tank-top stepped into the room.
Everyone gasped. They thought she was still in Belgium learning how to make chocolate! It was...it was...
"OMG!" Wakka screamed (literally) as he jumped on the young woman. She pushed him back and, as if she were talking to a small child, pinched his cheeks and said,
"Hello there. I haven't seen you in a while!" Tidus then breaks up the little reunion, saying,
"Why would you threaten the hair, Rikku?"
"It was a joke. I heard you and Yuna fighting, so I decided to pull a prank on you."
Yuna ran up and hugged the smirking, hyper girl. They grinned at each other and started giggling as if they were little girls talking about boys (I wonder why?). Suddenly, Wakka starts humming 'Stacy's Mom' by Fountains of Wayne. Ten seconds after an awkward pause, Tidus and Wakka both sing,
"Rikku's mom has got it goin' on. She's all I want and I've waited for so long. Rikku can't you see? You're just not the Al Bhed for me-"
They looked over and saw Lulu, Rikku, and Yuna glaring. Tidus then casually walked up to Yuna and said,
"I love you, Yuna!" She responded by pushing him.
"Yeah right."
She walked out of the room whispering to Lulu and Rikku. Tidus hung his head in defeat.
"Didn't work."
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Later that night, Rikku said she has big news.
"I have big news, everyone! I can't wait to tell you!" she squeals as she herds everybody into the living room.
"What is it?" Yuna asked as she and Lulu sat down.
"Yeah, what?" Lulu asked.
"Not until the guys come in here."
"HURRY IT UP!" The three girls shouted. Tidus and Wakka finally come stumbling into the room. Now everyone is waiting anxiously.
"...I'm getting married!"
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Ha ha! Cliffy! And who's Rikku gettin' married to? Any ideas? The person who guesses right gets a cookie! (holds up tempting cookie)
See ya!
Meg and MG (She writes it, I type it.)