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Chapter Six: Wakka Gets Lucky
Hi! Happy new year folks! Meg's sitting next to me making fun of the Simple Plan song "My Alien". -.-, Wow. Cra'c yh eteud...
Moogle: You can say that again.
Me: (grins) Cra'c yh eteud...
Moogle: (bangs head on wall)
Hee hee!
Disclaimer: Do they really care about this crap? (sees threatening lawyers) Apparently so. Don't own crap. There. Happy?
On with the chappie! But wait! Reviewers!
mimi-na: Thanks for the review! (hands over Cloud and Vincent plushies) Hmmm. You gots an idea there! (me and Meg go to plot)
The Cherry-sama: Hee hee! Plushies rock! (hands over Cloud and Vincent plushie) (hugs own C&V plushies) They're sexy...hee hee. Ahh, I love FF7. And FF10. And... (Moogle: Save it! Me: Crid ib, pedlr!) And nice guesses, but they're both wrong. And I can't prove it! It can't be Gippal because this fic is strictly FFX, and it can't be Tidus because both me and Meg like the Tidus-Yuna pairing better than the Tidus-Rikku pairing. Heh heh, sorry! But here's a Gippal plushie as a consellation (did I spell that right?) prize!
Marinanthe: I'm glad we make you laugh! Here's your cookie! (hands over cookie and Cloud and Vincent plushies) I love plushies... And it ain't Gippal. Although they make an awesome couple, it ain't Gippal... Now, on with the chappie!
CHAPPIE!
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"I'm getting married!"
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"Rikku! That's great!" Yuna exclaimed, hugging her cousin. She looked up. "But to who?"
"Ummm..." Rikku started, a nervous sweatdrop forming on her forehead. "His name is...uhh..." she continued, trying to remember. "Well, he's rich...his name is...uhh...oh yeah! His name's Auron!"
Everyone's shocked, but then suddenly burst out laughing.
"He's, like, 85 bazillion years old!" Tidus cracked, his eyes tearing up from the fits of laughter.
"He's a sweet old guy!" Rikku shouted, annoyed.
"Riks, you're old enough to be his great-great-great-great-great-great-great..." Wakka said, droning on and on with the 'great's. Rikku was getting pissed off. Royally. "...great-great-great-great-great-great-great..."
"Are you done yet!" Rikku shouted.
"great-great-great-great granddaughter." Wakka finished quickly. "Done."
"He's only thirty-five!" Rikku snapped.
"That's still old enough to be your dad!" Tidus stated matter-of-factly. Rikku started laughing. They looked at her, puzzled.
"...I can't believe you guys fell for that! I couldn't go on anymore...That was great! You should've seen your faces! Wow...I really didn't know you guys would fall for that..."
Wakka, Tidus, Yuna, and Lulu were flabbergasted. Yes, flabbergasted. Big word, eh? Ok, on with the story!
"...You stupid Al Bheds think you're so funny!" Tidus shouted. Yuna gasped.
"Tidus! Don't be racist!" Tidus shook his head.
"I'm going to the gas station. Wakka, you wanna come?" he asked his idiotic friend. Wakka nodded and followed the blonde blitzer out the door. The girls heard a car start and back out of the driveway. All was silent... Suddenly, all three squeal with joy. Even Lulu.Then all you can hear is a mixed conversation including things like,
"I can't believe you're here!" and "I haven't seen you in ages!" and "Oh, I've missed you!" Time for the girls to start partyin'...
---At the gas station...---
"Wakka! Stop playing with the soda fountain! Don't put you arm in thatr vending machine! We don't need a repeat of last time! Oh...I wish Yuna were here..."
---Back at the house..---
"Who said my name?" Yuna asked, her ears perking up.
"Nobody." Rikku and Lulu both answered. Yuna suddenly stood up.
"Oh no! Someone has their arm stuck in a vending machine! I must help!" she cried, one fist high in the air. "To the soda machines!" The other two girls stared at Yuna, confused. Yuna quietly sat back down.
"What?" she asked innocently. "I swear on Bob that I'm not 'I'll-Get-Your-Hand-Outta-That-Vending-Machine Woman!" she said quickly. Rikku and Lulu just shook their heads.
---Back at the station---
"I would like two lottery tickets, please." Wakka asked the clerk. She grabbed two tickets and put them under the ticket-winner-thingy-ma-bob (according to Wakka). First ticket...loser. Second ticket...WINNER! Tidus's jaw dropped to the floor.
"Oh my f-ing God! He WON!" Tidus shouted, amazed. "I didn't plan that! I just wanted him to buy the tickets, find out he's a bigger loser than he thinks, and be on our merry way!"
"Sir, you'll have to go to the bank sometime this week to claim your prize. And congratulations...you're a bazillionaire."
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...Wow. Wakka got lucky, eh? Heh heh. I know what you were thinking, perverts...hee hee!
Ramdom fact: Rikku's name in Al Bhed is Huggo. ...(snickers) Huggo...(cracks up)
Until next we meet, farewell! (and if you can tell me who said that and from what FF, you get a cookie AND a plushie of Tidus wearing his chocobo boxers!) (...come on. It's really$!#$! easy...)
Meg an' MG