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Chapter Seven: New Mexico is Not Outside the Country

OMG We're updating! Well, actually, I've had this chappie for Yevon knows how long. And Meg wrote another last night, so you get a two-for-one deal! Woot! Now don't kill me...

Disclaimer: Oh, just look in other chapters for it you legal-obsessed biznitches. Don't own crap. Is that so hard to understand?

To the reviewers:
Luv you all! Plushies and cookies for all!

Moogle: Just start on the chapter.
Me: Shut up, biznitch.
Moogle: Make me!
Me: ...(walks away) (comes back with duct tape) ...(evil grin)
Moogle: EEP! (flees)
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"Wha...?" Wakka then fainted from the shock. Tidus stared at the clerk.

"You gotta be shittin' me." A man in line behind them whispered. Tidus shook his head, then promptly poured his soda, ice and all, on Wakka.

"TIDUS!" Wakka shouted. "I just had the bestestest dream ever! We were at the gas station, and, and I had got lottery tickets, and, and I won! And you...you..." Wakka had realized that he was actually at the gas station and that his dream, in fact, was not a dream.

"That wasn't a dream. You passed out when she said it. Dude, you're rich!" Tidus exclaimed, emphasizing the word 'rich'. Wakka stuck his lottery ticket in his pocket, ran up to the car, waited for a minute since he realized he was forgetting Tidus, and then quickly drove home. (Wait, Wakka can DRIVE?)

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After getting home, the two nimrods (Me: One being smarter and hotter... Moogle: Shut up, Tidus-fangirl! Get on with the story! Me: Ok, ok.) had realized the trio of girls were gone. The had gone to get manicures, then go out for Japanese food. The left a note saying they'd be back around six o' clock.

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Yuna, Lulu, and Rikku walked into the apartment smelling like ginger and nail polish. (Meg: Fear my randomness! Me: Ginger and nail polish? ...Bad combo. Ick.) It was seven o' clock, an hour later than expected. Wakka stormed out of his room.

"Where the hell have you been! You said you'd be home at six!" he nagged. Yuna rolled her eyes.

"Psh. What are you? My mother?" she said sarcastically. Wakka shrugged the comment off, not understanding it.

"I have great news! I won the lottery!" he squealed, bouncing up and down like a hyperactive kid. Meanwhile, Tidus was lounging in the recliner wearing only his (yet again) chocobo boxers, holding a cream soda in his right hand. (Me: Yum. I want cream soda...) He was watching 'Wheel of Fortune: Al Bhed Style' and tapping his foot to the WoF theme song remix in the background. Yuna came up behind him and put her arms around his neck. (Me: Yay! YunaxTidus moment? Meg: Not yet! Maybe never! I don't know! Me: Aww...)

"Oh my gosh, did you hear that, Tidus?" Yuna felt like she was talking to a brick wall. "Tidus!" Yuna found what she was looking for, the remote, and turned the TV off.

"Heeeeeeeeeey! I was watchin' that!" Tidus whined. Yuna shook her head.

"Did you hear? Wakka won the lottery!"

"I know! It's old news to me. I was with him." Tidus informed the brunette, crushing his empty soda can. He stood up and headed for the kitchen to get another, Yuna following close behind. (Me: The chocobo boxers draw in the ladies. Mwaha. (proceeds to follow Tidus)) Wakka and Lulu happened to be in there.

"I say we move somewhere else. This apartment sucks. We have the occasional rat problem, and the monthly rent is highway robbery!" Lulu complained. Wakka looked confused.

"But we don't live on the highway! How could it be highway robbery? It's not even a robbery. We have to pay the rent!" Wakka pointed out, feeling smart. Lulu shook her head. She then noticed that Tidus and Yuna had walked in and had, most likely, heard the whole thing. Apparently, they did.

"I agree! I say we move out of the country. Somewhere like...New Mexico!" Yuna chirped, a grin on her face. Silence. After a moment, Wakka, Lulu, and Tidus all started cracking up.

"Whaaat?" Yuna whined. Tidus, feeling sorry for his crush- er, his usually-normal-and-not-idiotic friend, stopped laughing long enough to tell her the obvious fact. Even Wakka knew that New Mexico was, in fact, in the country. Yuna's eyes widened. She smacked her forehead and hung her head in shame. She slowly walked out of the kitchen, face as red as Linkin Park's CD Hybrid Theory and embarrassed like hell.
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(cackles) I feel evil. People got what they wanted! We're finally starting to be mean to Yuna! x)

Rikku: Heeeeey! How come I didn't get any lines! Hell, I wasn't even mentioned!
Me: Yes you were. Once.
Rikku: Hmph! Pedlr-ycc-fruna.
Me: (gasp) You did NOT just call me a bitch-ass-whore!
Rikku: ...(cackles) Whatcha gonna do about it!
Me: ...THAT'S IT! (initiates catfight)
Meg: O.o
Moogle: o.O
Moogle: ...Who do you bet on?
Meg: I ain't gettin' into this.

Meg: Okie dokie! Review peoplez!