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Chapter Eight: The Deep Sea Magical Leprechaun

Twice in one day! Booyaka!

Meg and Moogle: "Booyaka?"
Me: Yes. Booyaka.
Moogle: Ooooooooooook.
Meg: Put a little too much crack on that peanut butter and crack sammich?
Me: (shrugs) I wouldn't know. You made it.
Meg: ...Shhhhhhhhh!

Hee hee. No, we're clean. Our mama's told us to never eat ten-week-old pie:)

To the reviewers:

Nothing! You haven't reviewed the previous chapter yet! MWAHA!

Disclaimer: Oh god. Now what the !$&! do ya want? If I owned FFX, do you honestly think we'd be writing this crap? No. I'd be at Square-Enix, forcing them to actually come through with FFX-3 which would've starred Rikku. But nooooo, the had to be assholes and abandon the idea! Thinking they'd be milking it or whatever! Well, look what they're doing to FFVII! Look at all the spin-offs! (huffs)

Moogle: You okay there?
Me: (sigh) I guess.

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After Yuna's embarrassing moment, she locked herself in her room and starting blasting My Chemical Romance on her stereo. So over the course of those many hours, Wakka went on his own shopping spree. He bought tons of stuff. All of it being useless. Cuz it's Wakka. Yeah. He bought a boat (even though he's afraid of water), a foosball table (even though he sucks ass at foosball), a new refrigerator (even though their's is working fine), a mobile home (I won't even bother explaining this one), a midget (this is getting scary), his own action figure (I'm warning you! Stop reading the list!), a lamp (I WARNED YOU, BIZNITCH! AAH!), and a deep sea magical leprechaun (I told you! Now... YOU WILL DIE IN SEVEN DAYS! (dies)). Even though he has a pathological fear of all those items. Lulu freaked when she saw all the purchases.

"A DEEP SEA MAGICAL LEPRECHAUN!" she shrilled. Wakka grinned a very childish grin.

"His name is Noodle-Poodle-Grandma's-Boy." (Me: Made up by yours truly.)

"A Midget!"

"His name is Bob-Charlie-Peanut-Killer."

"You are the most idiotic excuse for a human being that it is my misfortune to me acquaintanced with!" Lulu roared. "I hope you bought a comfortable couch!"

"I bought three..." Wakka muttered, holding up four fingers and still shocked by Lulu's big-worded outburst.

"Good! Because that's where you're sleeping tonight, baka!" she bellowed. Lulu sighed, calming herself down. "How much did you spend?" she asked.

"Umm, my account says $(-)3,091,765 and no change." Wakka stated, not mentioning the negative in front of the number. Lulu sighed.

"So you didn't spend it at all."

"Say, what does a dash in front of the number mean?" he asked, puzzled.

"It means negati- WHAT!" Lulu quickly snatched the bank receipt out of his hand. "That's a negative sign! You spent it all, AND got us in debt! You stupid moron!" Lulu was at the brink of insanity. How can someone be this stupid? HOW?

"Umm...oops. The Deep Sea Magical Leprechaun was a lot..." Wakka said innocently.

"It's all going back, wherever it came from." Lulu spat, wondering where the hell he bought a Deep Sea Magical Leprechaun.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Wakka cried, dropping to his knees and staring at the ceiling all dramatic-like.

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Idiot. Baka. Any other words, Lulu?

Lulu: Too many. About half being very profane.
Me: Well put.

Meg: Review and get a plushie:)