Aang woke up in the middle of a forest. They had been traveling for many days now, and he hoped there would be a village or town nearby. Suddenly, he saw smoke.
"Katara! Sokka! Smoke! A village is nearby!" he yelled excitedly.
Suddenly, there was a rustling. A squad of Fire Nation soldiers stepped out, led by none other then Prince Zuko himself.
"Aaahhh! Prince Zuko!" Aang yelled. He airbended a still-sleeping Sokka up onto Appa, but before he could do the same to Katara, He noticed that she was gone, and so was Zuko.
"Huh? Wuz going on?" Sokka mumbled sleepily.
"Zuko took Katara!"
"Did he fight you at all?"
"No."
"Then I know what's going on. We are in a bad Zutara fan fiction. The writer is going to make them act OOC, and eventually, cause them to be married." Sokka said.
"In English please?" Aang said
Sokka sighed. "People who have nothing else to do, sit around at computers, and type out made up stories about shows, movies, books, etc. A lot of people like to make Katara and Zuko fall in love. To make that work they make them act OOC, or out-of-character. That basically means that Zuko will be all nice and everything, and will probably be accepted back into the Fire Nation without capturing you. Writers also add OCs, or Original Characters. These are people not normally seen. Sometimes, they are very bad, and are called Mary-Sues. Mary Sues often fall in love with a main character, and have some type of weird bending power. Lot's of times, they are a second Avatar. Rarely, they are very good, and the writer is applauded."
Aang was unsure of what to do with this information.
"Let's just head to that village I saw earlier." Aang said.
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At the village, they were accepted with open arms. Aang was led to a small tent in the center. Inside, he found something surprising. A young girl, about his age, meditated in the center of the tent. The smell from the many incense candles was overpowering, and Aang gagged silently. The girl was dressed in pastel-y colors, and had long white-blond hair. She looked up, and met Aang's gray eyes with gray eyes of her own.
"Aang!" she screeched.
"W-who are you?" Aang asked nervously.
" I'm your long lost sister! I am also the second Avatar!" she screeched again.
"What's your name?" Aang cautiously asked.
"Avatar RinRenInsertHardToPronounceChineseNameHere, but I go by Lili."
Sokka ducked under the tent flap.
"SOKKA!11I LOVE YOU!11I WANT TO MARRY YOU!eleven" Lili screeched so loud she nearly broke the sound barrier.
Mary Sues often fall in love with a main character, and have some type of weird bending power. Lot's of times, they are a second Avatar.
Oh great. Aang thought. A Mary Sue.
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This is my first attempt at a Mary-Sue bashing/parody/major OOCness, so bear with me. I promise there will be some Zuko/Katara stuff next chapter. And Iroh will have his Mary-Sue too!
-zukosfire5