"Let me go!" Katara yelled.

"No way! I am going to take you back to my ship. I don't care about the Avatar! I care about you, and you only!" Zuko responded.

Katara was shocked!

They reached the ship, and Zuko took her to her room. It was very nice and comfortable, nothing like a prison cell would be. Zuko dropped Katara on the bed.

"You are free to do whatever you want on the ship. You will have nice meals with me, and whatever you ask for, you will get." Zuko said. He then walked out.

What is going on? she thought.

I can tell you.

"Who said that?" she asked nervously.

It's me, zukosfire5. I write this story.

"Then why did you pair me up with him?" Katara demanded

Because I felt like it. And I can make you fall in love with him too.

"Y-you wouldn't really do that, would you?" she said with a pale face.

I can, I am, and I will. I think you and Zuko are perfect for each other. So here it comes. You are about to fall in love with Zuko.

"NO!" Katara yelled. But it was too late.

ZZZAPKAPOOW!

"Oh Zuko, you are the only one for me!" Katara gushed. "Even though I was totally against liking him only five minutes ago, I HAVE NOW SEEN THE LIGHT!"

"What did you say sweetie?" Zuko said as he came in and began to kiss her. He pushed her onto the bed and…

WE INTERRUPT YOUR NORMALLY SCHEDULED FANFICTION TO SAY THAT THE FOLLOWING IS BEING CENSORED, BECAUSE IT WOULDN'T AGREE WITH THE RATING, AND ZUKOSFIRE5 IS TOO LAZY TO CHANGE IT. THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY.

"Ohhh…Zuko…Katara moaned.

WE INTERRUPT AGAIN BECAUSE WE ENDED THE EARLIER INTERRUPTION TOO EARLY. WE ARE SORRY FOR THE INCONVIENCE. THANK YOU AGAIN, AND HAVE A NICE DAY. AGAIN.

"Prince Zuko! Prince Zuko!" Iroh called the next day.

"Yes Uncle?"

"Urgent news from your daddy!"

"GIVE ME THAT!" Zuko yelled, grabbing the letter out of Iroh's hand.

Dear Zuko,

I have decided you are to be let back into the Fire Nation, and you will no longer be banished. I am only doing this because some wacko named zukosfire5 threatened to kidnap Zhao, and he is my best Admiral. So welcome back son! I really do forgive you! And if you see zukosfire5, tell her I said that! Please!

Fire Lord Ozai, aka Daddy.

"YES! HOME AT LAST!" Zuko began to break-dance, he was so happy.

xXx

Just so I can clear something up, I am a diehard Zutara fan. I love Zutara, and I am just poking fun at my obsession. And Iroh's Mary Sue will be in the next chapter, I promise!

-zukosfire5