"We're here!"
Zuko was on the deck with Katara, and they both saw the city of Edo, the capital of the Fire Nation.
"It looks kinda dirty." Katara said. "Look at all the smoke hovering above it."
"Yeah, so?" Zuko responded. He was still too entranced with the sight of a country he had not seen in two years. Katara could see there was no point in talking to him about it. They soon docked, and Zuko walked down the ramp with Katara by his side. Iroh was in front of them. Suddenly a woman ran up to Iroh.
"IROH!1. MY LOVE! YOU'RE BACK!" Iroh was smothered by the woman's hugged.
"Um, sorry, but do I know you?" Iroh asked.
"What? You don't remember me? I'm Lady KakaSakaNakaBaka, but everyone calls me Lady KSNB, remember?"
Iroh could dimly remember a woman who was always trying to get a date with him before he left with Zuko. He remembered she was really annoying.
"Uh…yeah. Sure." he said uncertainly.
"Great! Meet me in the garden at sundown! Byebye!" she called as she ran off, and then crashed into a tree.
Iroh turned around and saw Zuko looking at him with an amused expression.
"Who was that?" he asked, snickering.
"Um…well, some hyperactive insane woman, who wants to go on a date with me?"
"Whatever. It's your love life." Zuko said laughing as he and Katara walked toward the palace.
"I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH HER!"
As they walked into the throne room, they could see something was wrong with the Fire Lord.
"Father?" Zuko asked.
"HE'S DEAD!" Ozai yelled, startling everybody in the room.
"Who dead?" Iroh asked carefully.
"Zhao." Ozai said tearfully. "He's gone…gone…gone…AND ZUKOSFIRE5 KILLED HIM!"
Don't look at me. I didn't do it.
"Well then who did!"
Michael DiMartino and Bryan Konietzko from Nickelodeon. They created this show, and they can control you guys much more then I can. I guess they decided that Zhao was an idiot, and needed to kick the bucket.
"Why? He was a nice man!" Ozai protested.
Just do everyone a favor, and shut up!
"Fine!" Ozai responded, then lapsed into silence.
"Welcome home, Prince Zuko." Iroh said cheerlessly.
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Well, hoped you liked it! Thanx for the reviews, I love to hear about how funny you think this is, and how the sensor in the last chapter saved you from annoying stepbrothers! (you know who you are!) More Aang, Sokka, and Lili in the next chapter, I promise!
-zukosfire5