Things Get Hairy
"So, what are we going to do?" sighed Raven. She was still picking small spiders off her cape. "These things are everywhere!"
"Just use some bug spray," said Beast Boy.
"No, I mean all over the planet," she barked.
"Well, 'cept Antarctica," sighed Cyborg. "But how are we gonna get everybody over there?"
"We can't." sighed Robin.
"We could use a giant can of bug spray and spray the whole earth," suggested Beast Boy.
"No, it would corrupt the natural balance of things. Besides, what about everything else that got caught in the way?" Robin shook his head. "I don't think we can win this time."
"Hey, where's Star?" asked Beast Boy.
They ran to her room. The door was closed, so they opened it.
"Starfire!" they all shouted. She was lying on the floor, with tarantulas all around her. They were rubbing their hind legs on the back of their abdomens. Hair was flying everywhere.
"What are they doing?" shouted Beast Boy.
"What are we doing? We are so poisonous, even our hairs are poisonous. We have paralyzed your friend!" the tarantulas yelled. They ran through the window and were gone.
Raven turned. "This isn't good."