"SOKKA! COME BACK!1"

Sokka heard the shriek of the Sue fade away. Cautiously, he peered out from his hiding spot. He froze as he heard footsteps.

"No!" he whispered to himself. There was no way he was going to go within ten feet of her.

"Psst! Sokka! It's me, Aang!"

Sokka recognized his friend's voice, and emerged from his hole. "Is she gone?" Sokka asked.

"She ran off thataway." Aang said, pointing to the village. "She probably went to recruit some villagers to help find you. She's infatuated with you, and the villagers think she's awesome."

Suddenly, Lili jumped out in front of them. "SOKKA!1"

"Ah! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sokka wailed, preparing to run. But before he could, a figure jumped down from the trees, and proceeded to beat up Lili.

"Whoa…." Sokka said, impressed.

When Lili was in a comatose state, the girl looked up at them. She had a green shirt, brown leather skirt, and brown boots. Her light brown hair was tied in a ponytail that reached to the small of her back. She had a sword strapped to her side. But, and this was the startling part, her eyes were purple. Not a normal eye color.

"Who are you?" Aang asked.

"My name is Emi, and I'm a Mary-Sue hunter. I go around to different fanfics, and get rid of Mary Sues, and try and make things right. I belong to an organization that was started by Booter-Freak and Whomever." the girl said.

"So….how did you find out about Lili?" Aang asked.

"I got contacted that this fic had an annoying Mary-Sue. I never kill them, but I put them in a dimension where they can spread their horrid Mary-Sue radiation with no harm to developed canon characters like you. Or OCs that aren't awful." Emi said.

Then the girl's hand began to glow, and she pointed it at Lili. A beam of light shot toward Lili from Emi's hand, and Lili disappeared.

"Wait…if you can do that, doesn't that make you a Mary-Sue?" Sokka asked.

Emi sighed, and her eyes became downcast. "There is one particularly bad downside to being a Mary-Sue hunter. I have to become part Mary-Sue in order to fight these creatures. That's the only way we can get rid of them."

"Ouch. That stinks." Aang replied, getting somewhat overwhelmed with all this new information. The world really did go to the pits when I was in that iceberg. The Fire Nation attacked, Mary-Sues…I'm starting to wish this was all a dream. A really bad dream.

xXx

Back at the capital of the Fire Nation, Iroh tried to think of any excuse to keep from going to the garden. Lady What's-her-face was worse than the siege at Ba Xing Ce. The 600 day siege. As if his mind was being read (which is probably was, since all Mary-Sues have cybernetic brain implants) Lady PooPoo-head appeared.

"ZOMG! IROH! MY LUFF!"

Extremely frightened, a passing servant threw a cup of tea at the woman. She sparked, and fell on the ground, burning. It turned out she was a robot, designed by some Suethor to wreak Havoc on the Avatarverse. Yes, it was something random, but Iroh didn't care. He was safe from wacked out fangirls on crack. Iroh didn't even know he had fangirls.

xXx

The next morning at camp, Aang, Sokka, and Emi sat around the fire,and talked about what to do next.

"I really don't have anything to do until I get my next assignment." Emi was explaining. "You guys can come if you want, but it will be pretty nasty. There are some nasty wacked out Sues in the fanfiction world. And that's only in your show."

Sokka and Aang exchanged glances. "Well, I've already mastered Earthbending, and I need a Firebending teacher. Since no one in this fic, or the regular show is friendly enough – except Jeong Jeong – maybe I can find someone elsewhere?" Aang said.

Emi laughed. "Good luck with that! You can come if you want. I'll teach you. Like I said, I'm part Mary-Sue, so I know two elements. And you got lucky, one of them is fire. So you can learn from me."

"Well you're going to have to postpone that lesson." A man strode into the clearing. "Emi, you have a new assignment. A fic called "A New Gang" has two OCs, one that has Airbending, Lightbending, and Darkbending. She has also caused the freedom-fighter Jet to act extremely OOC."

"We'll be on our way then." Emi replied. The man nodded, and walked away towards the village.

"Well, are you guys going to come?"

Sokka and Aang exchanged another Look. She seemed nice, and she was getting rid of Mary-Sues. On the other hand, they had just met her, and she was part Mary-Sue. Aang decided the matter when he said. "We'll come, but no funny business. Sokka is a warrior, and I'm the Avatar. We won't hesitate to restrain you if anything happens."

"Fair enough." Emi said. "Let's finished getting packed, and then we'll head off."

xXx

Well. I haven't updated in forever. I'm sorry, but I've been extremely busy. So, about the chapter…. "A New Gang" is a real fic that I found on Booter-Freak and Whomever's MiSTing site. The link for it didn't work, so go to my profile to find it. It's hilarious, and many of the Sues that Emi will battle will be from stories on that site. I got the idea for a Mary Sue hunter after reading a manga called Claymore, and it's really good, and is kinda the same thing. (only without the Mary-Sues) Then I saw a preview for Scary Movie 4, and had the idea to put paradies of Mary-Sues in my fic. So, I combined both the ideas, and this I the offspring. I am planning to do Sues from the following stories:

What Lies Behind Her Eyes

A New Gang

The Forest Spirit

Rei: A New Kind of Princess!

and (at the risk of being killed by Arekisu's minions)

Detours

And if any of you guys happen to stumble across a fic with an interesting Mary-Sue don't hesitate to tell me! And tell me if you love/hate the chapter please.

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