(AN) Hello there, and welcome to my first Family Guy fanfic in ages: The Abduction of Stewie Griffin.

Basically, I have decided to go back and create retellings of my first few fanfics, as I deleted the originals. The reason for the deletion was that looking back, I felt utterly embarrassed by my old stuff: horrific grammar; melodrama and sometimes unoriginal plots.

So now I'm beginning my journey with The Abduction of Stewie Griffin, which will use a couple of familiar elements, but it'll mostly be original with no connection to Stewie and the Fat Woman, What Happened Next, any of that stuff.

Credit to Narwhalpuppy for some of the dialogue.

Disclaimer: I don't own Family Guy; all characters and locations are owned by Fuzzy Door Productions, 20th Century Television and the Walt Disney Company.

Family Guy: The Abduction of Stewie Griffin

Chapter One: Taken

It was a quiet day at the Griffin household: Peter; Meg; Chris; Stewie and Brian were sitting on the couch watching TV.

"We now return to Fast and the Furious 10: Earth's Defenders." announced the TV announcer.

Cut to TV

Flying saucers flew over Los Angeles, firing red lasers down on to the city. Dominic and Letty looked up into the sky.

"What are we going to do?" asked Letty in concern.

"We do what we always do," answered Dominic, "Drive very, very fast."

End Cutaway

Lois entered the living room from the kitchen. "Alright, I'm going to get shopping. If you want anything, speak now," she said, "And no, Peter, that does not mean to call me when I'm at the store because you suddenly remembered something; same goes for you, Chris."

"Aww." groaned Peter and Chris in unison.

"So, is there something you want?" questioned Lois sternly, hands on her hips.

"Uhhh… I'm fine." said Peter, not remembering if he needed anything or not.

"Me too." stated Chris.

"I'll have a sandwich for my school lunch." said Meg.

"I'll have one of those toy newspapers." said Brian.

"Okay then," replied Lois before lifting Stewie into her arms and smiling at him, "Come on, Stewie, you can come to the store with Mommy."

"Oh great, and listen to you singing Baby Shark while we're at it." snarked Stewie.

Unbeknownst to any of the Griffins, they were being watched. A man in dark clothing and a balaclava was watching the house through a pair of binoculars. He watched as Lois walked out of the front door with Stewie in her arms, walked up to the station wagon, placed the young baby into his booster seat, got into the driver's side and drove off.

The figure took out a walkie-talkie. "Target has driven off," the figure hissed in a male voice, "Follow Mrs Griffin and send the signal when it's time."

Over at the end of Spooner Street, a similarly dressed man was sitting in a black SUV. As the station wagon came into view, the man started the car and followed Lois.

"So, how will we know when it's time?" asked the man.

"Because … I-I don't know, I'll just tell you you idiot!" snapped the other man.

The man continued to follow the car all the way to the local store.

After half an hour, Lois came out of the store with all her shopping. Lois suddenly heard her phone ring, she took it out and answered. "Hello." she said.

"Hey, Lois, just remembered, can you get me some beer?" came Peter's voice.

"And I would like some popcorn and candy bars." came Chris's dim-witted reply.

"God damnit you two!" barked the redhead irritably before hanging up and turning to Stewie, "Sorry, sweetie, but Mommy has to go back in to get some stuff."

"Aggghh!" groaned Stewie.

And shortly afterwards, Lois got everything, and was now driving down a country road. Stewie was sitting in his booster seat, still annoyed that they'd had to go back in.

"See, Stewie, I told you shopping could be fun." said Lois.

"If you say so," replied Stewie coldly, "You still spent five minutes deciding what shoes to get."

Lois simply patted her precious son on the top of his head, she then looked back at the road and gasped in shock at the sight of a broken down silver car. Lois slammed her foot down on to the breaks, bringing the car to a screeching halt. The redhead saw a young couple waving for help.

Deciding to see if she could help, Lois rolled down the window and was about to poke her head out when suddenly, a tall figure wearing dark clothing, black gloves and a balaclava leapt from out of nowhere and aimed a gun at Lois' temple, causing her to scream.

"Happy birthday, bitch!" snarled the figure in a male voice.

"Oh my god." cried Lois in a panicky voice, not knowing what to do.

"Get out of the car now, or I'll shoot!" snarled the figure, pressing his gun into the woman's temple.

"Okay, okay, just don't hurt us." replied the redhead nervously.

Lois slowly unbuckled her seatbelt before slowly opening the door and stepping out, she then grabbed Stewie from his seat and held the baby in a protective manner. Suddenly, another man grabbed Stewie and tore him from the woman's arms. Two more men grabbed her by the elbows and dragged the terrified woman away. Lois attempted to fight, but it was no use.

The young couple raced over to the car and got in both front seats.

The masked figure that was holding Stewie placed him in the booster seat and shut the door.

the man in the driver's seat started the car and sped off.

"No, no, Stewie!" cried Lois in horror as she continued to struggle, "You'll pay for this you assholes."

The middle-aged woman broke free and took a fighting stance as she found herself facing seven masked men; four of whom were holding shovels. Lois began to exchange punches and kicks, managing to land a few blows when suddenly, four of the men dropped their shovels, grabbed her arms and legs and tossed the redhead to the ground. The first man then marched towards Lois and planted his foot on to her back.

"Please, I beg of you, don't hurt my baby." begged Lois in a terrified manner.

"Do you think we give a shit, lady!" snapped the first man as he put his gun to the back of Lois's head.

"Please, don't hurt me," begged the redhead, "I'll do anything, just don't hurt me or my baby."

"Quiet, lady!" snapped the first man, "That baby is coming with us, whether you like it or not!"

The man hopped off of the redhead's back. Two of the men grabbed Lois by the torso and legs, lifted her up and carried her kicking and screaming into the forrest area. The middle-aged woman was thrown to the ground. The men then began punching and kicking Lois, ignoring her terrified whimpering and begging. Lois saw that the three other men were digging a large hole. One of the shovels lay discarded on the ground

"What are you going to do to me?" asked Lois in a voice quivering with fear.

"Bury you alive." stated one of the men as he and the others stopped beating her.

"BURY ME?" yelled a horrified Lois as the leader pulled her up by the arm, grabbed a chunk of her hair and dragged her towards the hole, "NO!"

When they reached the hole, the crew's leader roughly threw Lois into the hole. The woman's eyes widened in fear as the men began burying her; throwing large chunks of earth into the grave and on to Lois. "NO! PLEASE NO!" she yelled in horror, "Please, just stop this and let me live!"

"Can it, bitch!" barked one of the men.

"Please don't." begged Lois, tears welling up in her eyes

But the men continued to throw earth into the hole. The redhead sobbed loudly, fearing that she would die. Lois' screams became muffled as the men finished and marched off.

(AN) And so we conclude this first chapter on a cliffhanger; Stewie has been kidnapped and it looks like Lois might have been buried alive. Will Lois escape and will the Griffins get Stewie back? Find out next time.

Until then; this is TimeLordMaster108 signing out.