Disclaimer: For here on out, I DON'T OWN INUYASHA.

Pairing: Koga/Kagome Jakotsu/Inuyasha Shippo(OLDER)/Sango

Rating: R

Genre: Romance/Humor/Angst

Warning: Language, Nudity, Shonen-ai, Lime

Beta: None

Summary: It all started out innocent enough, a comment by her mother's boyfriend. But it had gone wrong so quickly. A nudist resort. She couldn't believe it & when she runs into the resort owner's 'peeping tom' son she quickly decides to keep her clothes.

The Nudist Resort

SilverYoko

"Fool."

"Excuse me?"

"Woman you heard—OW God dammit!"

Sango had tied the two apart, with beach towels. Their fighting had gotten so bad that the girl had finally jumped both of them and tied them apart.

"I swear so help me God that if you two don't shut up I will stuff his socks in your mouth."

"Sango! You're supposed to be on my side! Why am I tied up anyway!"

"…Kagome I would let you go if you would swear that you won't pull on his face and/or any other body part. You won't, though, so now you are tied up. I only have your—"

"I swear Sango if you let me up I won't touch him!"

"Let me see your fingers."

"Sango! We aren't children anymore!"

Sango frowned at her for a few moments, debating on how safe it would be to actually check her fingers and make sure that she wasn't lying. It took her two minutes to actually believe Kagome was being serious (she hoped) before untying the towel.

She let out a yelp as Kagome knocked her over and grabbed Inuyasha's cheeks. Mass chaos ensued. There was some elbowing, a shout of "I lied!" some more cheek grabbing, and somehow a bruise ended up where no bruise should've ever been.

"Get this psycho offa me!"

"You're one to talk about being psychotic! Idiot!"

There was some biting now, a shout of "You stupid bitch!" then high pitched squealing as Kagome latched onto his arm while Sango pulled at her friend. Then Sango got a mouth full of Kagome (bare) foot and she let the two go at it.

Completely ignoring the fact that Inuyasha was still tied up and Kagome was now throttling him with the towel that had bound her.

He had never wanted to smack Ginta as hard as he wanted to now. His pack mate was having the time of his life messing with Koga. Even Hakaku had been able to tell something was off and that had only been when the other wolf was passing him by to go wherever he went on days like this.

Ginta wasn't taking the hint in the older man's scowl as he swatted angrily at the crowing wolf demon. He could've easily stopped Ginta's wailing but that would take energy and he didn't feel like getting up.

Koga let his eyes drift shut, his face in the crook of his elbow. Dimly he could still hear Ginta running around his head kicking up sand. Grinning (it was hidden by his arm) he grabbed at Ginta's ankle and barked a laugh as he heard the tell tale thump and cursing.

He could almost see the pout that Ginta had to be sporting now. It was the same thing each time Koga pulled something on Ginta.

At first Ginta hadn't been so excited. He was worried about Kagome's age, the girl being only seventeen to his almost twenty-one. The age difference wasn't much but she was still underage and are most seventeen year olds mature enough to deal with what he wanted? He wasn't sure he wanted to find out.

Sometime during the fray another had shown up yelling at them for being immature and ohmygodwhatwereyouthinkingdoingthattomylover! Or so Kagome liked to think. It all kinda jumbled together somewhere in the middle.

She found out that his name was Jakotsu and exactly why Inuyasha had brushed off that woman earlier.

She had blushed slightly as Jakotsu draped himself all over Inuyasha glaring at her with intensity she thought only Sango possessed. Which Sango was all too willing to show as the older teen grabbed Kagome's waist and yanked her away from Jakotsu's prying eyes.

Chewing on the ends of her hair she looked through her bangs at Inuyasha as he crossed his arms over his chest trying to dislodge Jakotsu. She found it rather cute; the way he would act angry and get flustered as he batted away Jakotsu's wandering hands. She could tell from his eyes that he really cared about the other.

She grinned broadly as Jakotsu stuck his tongue out at her, though he ruined it with a saucy wink. Inuyasha hit him.

The two amused her to no end; they were always bickering in some form. It left an ache within her though; she knew that she would never be able to have a relationship like that. Most men couldn't deal with her because she was sexually anorexic. They always wrote her off as snobbish.

She squealed as Jakotsu jumped her from behind (she had much in common with the older boy, like appreciation of the male body). An ice cube went down her back as she bit him playfully on the arm (she had bitten Sango earlier and the girl had bit her back twice as hard).

Yanking on a strand of his hair she was dumped into a heap at Inuyasha's feet. The hanyou found it great to follow the two around like an angry shadow. If they got too close he would yank on one of them or if they were walking too slow he'd shove them.

Koga hadn't crossed her mind much that day, Sango had run off earlier with a boy named Shippo though not before she boxed Inuyasha and threatened him royally. As things wound down she was able to take a breather (which entailed rolling in the grass, smacking Inuyasha as he grabbed her, though not intentionally).

To her Koga had an air of mystery. He was older but he didn't act so. Yet…he was also someone she didn't think she could trust. He was always flirting and surrounding himself with woman. As much as she didn't want to talk about it, it cut to know that Koga could be doing the same things with other girls that he was doing with her.

She ignored the voice in the back of her head that told her he was. After all to him she was only a child. Why wouldn't he go for someone older, more mature and fully developed?

As if to mock her she bit so hard down on her tongue that she tasted blood as she smiled shakily at Koga. There was a gorgeous brunette on his arm, her other arm snaking around his waist. She was skinny and lithe with just the right amount of muscle tone to her body, her bronze skin matched his perfectly.

She waved unsteadily, blood roaring in her ears. Koga waved back, cheerfully (too cheerfully the bitter part of her mind whispered) as he turned and whispered something in the woman's ear.

She blinked back the wetness in her eyes. She looked at Jakotsu who had attached herself to her waist and Inuyasha who was stuck in a glaring match with Koga.

Why had she thought this would've been different? She had spilled as much as she was able to Koga. He was just humoring her.

Everything he said…it had to be a lie. How could've I have been so stupid? What the hell had me thinking he was even interested in me? I'm only a child. He would want a woman. He wants a woman. Dammit…why the hell am I crying then? I knew this would end…I knew none of this was real. So why am I upset? Am I really that foolish? Dammit, I'll just be a spinster. I'm sure that it was somewhere in my future anyway.

As Jakotsu's arms came around her shoulders she fell back into his chest, tears soaking his skin. She wasn't sobbing, just quietly crying. She felt Inuyasha lay a gruff hand on her shoulder before he shouted something to Koga.

Koga…to him it would just look like she was hugging Jakotsu. That was best though. He didn't need to know anything beyond that she was playing okay.