Disclaimer: See the previous chapter. I don't own Xbox, but I do OWN one. Has one spoiler for DOA4, even though I have never played it...you'll see it. Don't say I didn't warn you... I also do not own the game Spin the Bottle, nor do I own the anime sweatdrop thingy. Lisa bashing. I do lover her character, but I like bashing everyone once in a while. Hayabusa...he's getting his soon enough don't you worry...and it'll be in the most humiliating way... (cackles evilly)

If you see anything in here that looks like I more than likely do not own it, then I more than likely do not own it.

When it was time for Sarah's shower, she followed Ryu to his and Hayate's room (not that type you pervs!) , and he made her sit on his bed. She protested, because she would get it dirty, but he just replied that it was washable, and he could sleep on the many couches or chairs in the living room. Sarah made no comment. 'Gosh Hayabusa is so nice to me.' she thought as he handed her some clothes. He gave her a black t-shirt and some navy blue boxers. Luckily the t-shirt was long enough to cover the hole in the front of the boxers.

Sarah walked into the bathroom which was in Ryu's room. She locked the door behind her. She really didn't want to have either Hayate or Ryu accidentally walk in on her. It would be sooooo embarrassing, and probably something she would never live down.

She walked over to the shower, and started stripping her nasty food covered clothing, which included her ponytail. She then stepped into the shower and let the hot water rinse away her worries. How long would she stay here? Was there a way to get back? Could she even go back? Sarah dreaded the answer to that. Already she missed her dad's yelling voice at her to do her chores, her older brother telling her it was his turn on the computer, her mother telling her how to cook something, and her oldest brother and his girlfriend announcing that they were together. She didn't even know how long had past in her time. Could it be seconds? minutes? hours? days? weeks? Even years? Hell, she had no clue...she just hoped she found a way home before DOATEC noticed her presence. She dreaded to think what they would do if they caught her.

She knew all about the Project Epsilon, being the DOA fan that she was. She knew how Hayate had lost his memories and went into the Second Dead Or Alive Tournament under the name Ein, and was a Karate Master...and got his memory jogged by his best friend, Ryu Hayabusa. She shuddered to think what DOATEC would do if they caught her. Would they attempt to clone her?...or worse?

Sarah shivered, and it wasn't because of the cold water. Sarah finished washing herself and her hair, and shut the tap off. She looked around for a towel and kept opening random drawers till she found one. "Washcloth, washcloth, mini towel, condom, wash--" Sarah looked at the condom in the drawer. 'I wonder which one it belongs to...' She thought. She cackled evilly and put it in her navy blue shirt. (it had a pocket on the breast.) (Back In The Room With The Fighters') They all looked around at the lightening that suddenly crackled across the sky. They then heard insane evil laughter. Shivers went down everyone's spine. Something bad was about to happen... (Okay back with me) After looking everywhere for a damn towel, she finally pulled out a huge black fluffy towel and wound it around her dripping wet body. She then went over to the toilet and dried herself off. After putting on her clothes, she flipped her hair over her head and wrapped the towel around her head like one of Leon's many turbans.

She unlocked the door and proceeded to enter the living room after exiting Ryu and Hayate's room of course. Everyone was sitting around doing...nothing. They looked up as she came in. "So...what are you guys doing?" Sarah asked in an attempt to (hopefully) make them do something other than staring at her. It wasn't working. Then a lightbulb went off around her head. Sarah's face brightened. "I've got it!" she suddenly shouted to which some people (who shall go unnamed), fell off the couch by her startling voice.

"I know what we can do!" "What?" asked Tina incredibly bored out of her mind. "Tina did you bring your Xbox?" Tina perked up at the mention of her plaything. (Again, not in that way you perverts!) Then her shoulders drooped. "No, I left it ay my apartment..." she said sadly. Sarah comforted her. She knew what it was like to go without her Xbox for a long period of time.

"Well...what else is their to try..." Sarah said with a thoughtful look on her face. This time La Mariposa, or Lisa if your dense enough not to know who it is, exclaimed. "I know!" "What the hell are you doing here! This is DOA3, not DOA4. Go back home for another year!" Sarah yelled. "But! My idea!" "No! Now, go back home!" "But-" "No!" Tina looked over La Mariposa. "Lisa...is that you?" The dark-skinned woman gulped behind her mask. "Uh...no, it's not me." Sarah sweatdropped. "Yeah, we coudln't tell it was you all along!" Sarah said sarcastically.

"Anyway, my idea-" "Which is?" Sarah interrupted before she could finish. "Before I was so rudely interrupted," Lisa glared at me, and I glared right back. "My idea is-" "What? Are you going to tell us or not?" Ryu and the others watched the two and fought not to laugh. Sarah was riling Lisa up and big time. "Little girls shouldn't interrupt adults when they're talking." In the background you could hear Zack saying "Burn!" Sarah growled at her. Actually growled. And boy was it menacing. Though no one paid attention.

Ryu nudged Hayate in his ribs and they both watched as Sarah slinked away. She then grabbed a cushion off the couch (the kind that you sit on), and inched her way back over. Sarah had a devilish glint in her eyes, that only Ryu and Hayate noticed because they were actually paying attention to her. Just as Lisa was getting ready to unveil her "Superb Idea", Sarah crashed the cushion on the back of her head and Lisa fell to the floor with an ooof sound. Then the insane evil laughter erupted from her mouth, making everyone stare at her in horror...just kidding, they were just staring. This ickkle pint size thing, can actually sound evil...? Apparently so.

Lisa got up, looking murderous. Sarah eeped and ran behind Ryu. Lisa abruptly stopped. She then smiled predatory-like which showed off her gleaming white teeth. "VAMPIRE!" Sarah yelled from directly behind the Hayabusa Ninja. Ryu jumped, and covered his ears. Everyone looked at him. "What...I have sensitive ears..."

"Don't we all..." Ryu turned around emerald green eyes narrowed. "Uh...I love you..?" Sarah said/asked as she quickly darted over to Hayate-sama. Hayate rolled his eyes. "WeshouldplaySpinTheBottle!" Lisa yelled rather...rapidly. Sarah was the only one who understood her. Afterall, if she could understand her five-year old nephew who practically spoke in gibberish, she could understand Lisa. "She said that we should play Spin The Bottle..." Sarah trailed off. Everyone looked at the sixteen-year old traveller and then La Mariposa. "That sounds like a good idea Mariposa!" Tina yelled. Anyone with half a brain could tell that the dark-skinned woman under the mask was indeed Lisa from DOAXBV. (Dead Or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball), but apparently, her best friend couldn't. How sad.

Sarah sighed, and inched away from the now happy group. Everyone but one saw her leav---er...trying to leave, and that was Mr. Ryu Hayabusa. "Sarah!" he called. Sarah stopped and looked over at him. "Yes?" she asked politely. "Why are you leaving?" By now, everyone was watching the exchange. "Fucking damn vultures," Sarah muttered quietly. Ryu, who heard her, along with the other ninjas, laughed loudly. The others looked at the Japanese people confuddled. "To answer your question I don't feel like being in here anymore," And with that, Sarah walked out the door.

Ryu got up to go after her, but Tina tried to stop him. "Why in such a hurry Ryu..?" Tina said twirling a blonde lock of hair around her index finger. Ryu almost snorted in disgust, but stopped himself. Ever since he had entered into the Tournaments, Tina had been after him. As in she wanted to have sex with him, etc, etc... why couldn't she go after Zack...afterall, he wanted her. Ryu mentally shook his head, he didn't know what Zack saw in the blonde bombshell. She was rude, and if she didn't get her way, she pouted and ranted until she did. She was a spoiled brat and all of that money and publicity had more than likely gotten to her head.

To answer her question, why was he in such a hurry? He had showed more emotion with this girl than he had with Hayate when they did "guy" stuff. Why was this? He knew for a fact that the girl wasn't here to do anything mortally periling...she was here for some other reason...what was it? Oh yeah, she fell into their world from some portal because she was playing a video game that had them all in it... If he hadn't of seen it with his own eyes, he would have never believed it, even though he killed demons and such on his off days. (when he wasn't running his curio shop.)

"Sorry Tina, but I'd better make sure she isn't getting into trouble." Ryu turned to leave. Tina grabbed his wrist. Ryu tensed. "You don't have to leave, besides why are you worrying over a girl you don't even know?" 'Hmmm...let's see. She's sixteen, has never been here before, and doesn't act like a slut all of the time.' Ryu's sarcastic inner voice said, which sounded suspiciously like Hayate.

Outloud he said: "I'm sorry Tina, but I really must go," he said and wrenched his wrist out of her grasp and left the room, leaving a pouting and silently plotting Tina behind.

Sarah had walked out of the living room and back into the kitchen, and from there, over to a window. The windowsill was overly large, and would accomodate her weight. (joy). She clambered atop it, and looked out at the big, bold and white moon that was (to her), staring at her in wonder. She wouldn't be surprised if it talked to her.

Okay, then she would classify herself insane, if that ever did happen.

Out of the corner of her eye, she saw Ryu come through the door. He looked around, and then he spotted her. He walked over to her in less than ten strides. 'Must be them yummy long legs...' Sarah thought. She mentally slapped herself. Drooling over her favorite and the most sexiest man alive, was not an option here. But she could play around with him a bit. If her didn't kill her by the end of her little "trip."

"Why'd you leave?" he asked. Sarah looked at him, and couldn't help but roam over the rest of his body as well. 'Nice to know he keeps in shape.' Ryu was starting to get a teeny bit uncomfortable. Why was she staring at him like that? It was as if she wanted to kiss him or something! 'Not another fangirl!' Ryu mentally cried.

"The real reason I left, was because I don't want to see people kissing and hugging all over each other. It's just sickening." Sarah said quietly. Realization dawned on Ryu. "You miss them don't you?" "You mean my family? Yes...I miss them...but what if I can't get back?" Sarah said the last part so quietly, Ryu almost didn't hear it.

At first, Ryu didn't know what to say. I mean, how were you supposed to console someone with a problem like that? "I'll help you find a way." Sarah thanked him with a warm smile. "Now, why don't we head on back in the living room?" Ryu asked, oblivious to Sarah's planning. Sarah nodded her head, and looked down. Ryu never saw the devilish smirk pass on her girlish features...

When they got back in the living room, they saw that the all the fighters' were sitting on the floor in a wide circle...leaving two open spaces right beside each other. Ayane was on side of the empty space, with Hayate taking up the other side. They both walked over to it and sat down. Sarah looked around at everyone.

'They must have been waiting for us to come back...' Sarah's thought trailed off as she watched the others.

Ayane looked quite bored. She was brushing her light purple-polished fingernails on her shirt getting rid of imaginary lint and dust.

Christie had a notepad, and from what Sarah could see, it looked like she was drawing all kinds of different ways to kill everyone in the room. 'Remind me to stay away from her...' Sarah thought.

Bass was muttering to himself about his daughter's choices in life.

Tina and Lisa were quietly arguing over a skimpy ass swimsuit that left nothing to the imagination and was the same swimsuit except for the colors.

Gen-Fu continued reading his porno mag, with the occassional drip of splattered food from the food fight earlier falling on his leopard fur pants.

Leifang had her aromatherapy stuffy out and was trying to get people to let her do the things you do when you do aromatherapy.

Bayman and Leon were playing chess a little ways from the others which was quickly turning sour. Bayman was royally kicking his ass...I guess it didn't really matter to Leon that he was playing the best chess player in Europe...

Hayate was sitting on the ground Indian-style and had his arms crossed over his chest. Ryu then poked him in the stomach, making Hayate giggle slightly. Sarah smiled. Yaoi was fine with her. (just kidding).

Jann Lee was eating a hamburger and was trying to watch his action movie which starred Bruce Lee...but kept getting interrupted by Leifang...a vein in his temple started to throb... 'Quick to anger that one' Sarah thought as she gazed around at the others.

Hitomi was...er...trying to get her hair the same color it was before...and it wasn't coming along well. It appears that she was the last one to get a bath or shower, and the mustard had turned her hair to a babyshit yellow. 'Really sucks to be her...' Sarah thought.

Kasumi was trying to talk to Ayane who looked ready to snuff her half-sister. Sarah almost giggled at the sight.

Brad Wong was still drunk and now singing rather horribly about purple smurfs and vodka. 'I don't even want to know.' Sarah said in her mind.

Helena was acting all primp and proper, but she obviously didn't see that this was not a social call. No one else here thought they were here for a fashion statement, other than Tina, but that speaks for itself.

And finally Zack was...Zack was doing something that I have not thought of yet.

"Have you all noticed that we're back?" Sarah said, gaining everyone's attention. La Mariposa glared at her, and she stuck her tongue out in return. "By the way La Mariposa how are we going to play Spin The Bottle...they're are...er...some people here that I would rather not kiss or...do anything with..." A few people glared at her.

Ryu, Hayate, and Ayane all stifled laughs. That much was obvious. "You don't have to play then, besides your like what thirteen?" Lisa said. In the background you could hear Zack say: "Burn!" Sarah's almond-shaped eyes narrowed to slits and her face reddened slightly. "I'm not thirteen ya damn idiot, I'm sixteen...Man if you were a fortune teller you'd royally suck!" Sarah exclaimed. Kasumi gasped in outrage. "I wasn't talking about you Kasumi..." Sarah reassured. She liked the four ninjas...and others like Brad. "I'm a wrestler not a stupid fortune teller!" Kasumi got up a look of rage on her face. Sarah stepped back. This was gonna get ugly really damn quick.

"Uh...I'll just be over here..." Sarah trailed off and sat in front of Ryu. Ryu, Hayate, and Ayane all rolled their eyes, but watched the ongoing fight between Kasumi and Lisa. It wasn't bad...really! Lisa had the upperhand for a bit, before Kasumi pulled off the Oboro-Gake and then after that the Getsurin. Lisa lay out cold on the floor. "Bitch," Kasumi spat. Then she turned on the others. "Nobody talks about my fortune telling!" she shrieked. Sarah gulped. "I...uh...I'm sorry..." Sarah stuttered. Kasumi then smiled warmly at her. "It's ok. Your nice and I like you." Sarah nodded. She then reached up to itch her boob, (don't ask...) and felt something in her pocket. She looked down at it confused...before realization dawned on her. She then remembered the condom she had stolen from Ryu and Hayate's room. Ayane was the only one who noticed the evil look on her face, since the two men behind them were talking about some mission in the past or whatever.

Ayane leaned in close. "What are you planning?" Sarah about jumped in fright, because she was too busy plotting her plot. Sarah discreetly pulled out the condom. Ayane's eyes widened in surprise. "Who are you trying to bag?" Sarah sputtered angrily while Ayane chuckled and then full out laughed. Everyone gave the Lavendar-haired kunoichi a shocked look. After the laughter had died down, Sarah took out the condom again and said in a low voice: "I got this from Ryu and Hayate's room," Ayane smirked. "You mean you stole it?" Sarah shrugged. "Same difference." Ayane rolled her eyes.

Suddenly Ayane stood up and cleared her throat. Loudly. "Everyone, our resident guest has something to say." Everyone looked at Sarah. Sarah glared murderously at Ayane who laughed at her expression. Sarah stood up. She then pulled the condom out of her breat pocket. "I...uh...sort of nicked this from...Ryu and Hayate's room." Loud gasps emitted from the room. Everyone stared at Hayate or Ryu. Both men blushed like tomatoes.

That was when both men jumped up from their respective spots and ran after Sarah who still clutched the condom tightly in one of her hands. As soon as Ryu and Hayate almost reached her, Sarah lobbed the condom at Ayane who caught it and blew a raspberry at Hayate and Ryu. Ayane then disappeared, leaving the two shinobi's gazing at Sarah in apparent anger. Sarah gulped as they advanced.

"Where did you take it from?" Hayate said at the same time Ryu asked: "When did you grab it?" "I got it when I took a shower, and I got it out of the...uh...fourth drawer on the left." Hayate sighed in relief, then started grinning at Ryu. "So...Ryu what were you doing with a condom in your drawer?"

Everyone abruptly fainted.