K, just a quick humour short. Inspired by the keep all Gald from a previous game option. My friend and I saved up 400 000 gald and then carried it over to our new game. This is just a quick look at how the characters think it got there. My first attempt at writing humour.
Animegurl64 does not own Tales of Symphonia or any products mentioned here.
The team of travelling companions were taking a break from the Journey of World Regeneration in Asgard when Kratos decided to voice a question that had been bothering him for a while.
"Where's our money coming from?"
The question brooked some interesting responses from his companions, but for totally different reasons.
Raine and Genis stared because:
The normally anti-social monosybllic mercenary was starting a conversation and
He had a good point, where was their money coming from?
Colette stared because she was
Blonde
Had the brain capacity of a retarded chipmunk
Lloyd was staring and
She was ssooooooo totally crushing on him.
Lloyd was in shock because
He was hoping no one was going to notice and
He was probably going to subjected to some awkward question which would lead him to
Killing and/or assassinating some people
Kratos just sat there waiting for an answer, completely of his companions' thoughts.
"Why do you want to know?" asked Lloyd cautiously, his eyes narrowing. Kratos was slightly shocked at Lloyd's unnaturally cold response. Actually he probably went into cardiac arrest but he passed it of by running his hand through his hair.
"Well, we never run out, so I'm just wondering where it all comes from."
"You know, that's a good question," mused Raine.
Genis chose that moment to slink out of the room. He had asked Lloyd a similar question once and the end result had not been pretty. Let's just say it involved Decaf Nestle Coffee, a bobble-head dog, several meters of rope, a pineapple, ice cubes, duct tape and a four way multi-plug.
"THAT'S NONE OF YOUR CONCERN," said Lloyd, his voice dropping about 20 octaves and his eyes narrowing into slits.
"Yea," echoed Colette, "none of your concern." Looking like that girl off the Ring.
Kratos and Raine shut up then and briefly considered calling an exorcist. Then they remember they couldn't run that fast and it was Sunday; all the offices would be closed anyway.
"Okay" they squeaked.
"Good." Smiled Lloyd evilly and left the room, Colette trailing behind him.
Kratos learned not to ask questions about things that didn't make sense very quickly. What exactly did the duo do to him? Let's just say it involved bondage, a pine tree, cold water, a Swiffer Wetjet, and many, many rubber ducks. And duct tape, can't forget about that duct tape.
Owari.
Just a quick smile to brighten your day.
R&R