Well This Sucks... Chapter Two... I mean Three
Summary: Selected superstars of the WWE are taken to school! This time it ain't kindergarten, but sixth grade! How will they cope with the evil seventh and eighth graders that are out to make their life a living hell?
Disclaimer: Still don't own anyone or anything...
Pairing(s): Read and maybe you'll find out...
Author Notes: Thanks for all the reviews.. Hopefully this chapter will be slightly longer. Oh and if you need to use the restroom, do so BEFORE reading.. Don't need people peeing their pants… Lol, don't sue me if you do!

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The bell rang one more, second hour was over. The halls were over crowded with sixth graders trying to find their way to their third hour class. Candice, Torrie, Trish and Maria had all decided to share their schedules and see what classes they had together.

"OH! I have Science with you Trish!" Candice exclaimed.

"Awesome... What hour?" Trish asked.

"Ah, third." Candice replied.

Trish nodded as Torrie sighed, "I have Reading next.."

"Oh I do too!" Maria beamed.

"Ladies, third hour starts in a few minutes... You may wanna get to your classes before you're marked absent." Al stated as he stopped before the four girls.

"Okay.. Mr. Snow!" Maria shouted, glaring at his name tag.

"Well I'll see you at Science Candice!" Trish called before walking off to her next class.

"Bye Trish!" Candice yelled back.

Al glared at the remaining three before they rushed off to their classes.

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"Welcome to 3rd hour Reading class! I'm Mrs. McMahon and I'm going to be your teacher from now until the end of the year... I have a few rules in this classroom that I'd like you to follow.. One, no talking when I'm talking. Two, you must bring your reading book to class EVERY day... Any questions?" Linda asked.

"Ah, yeah... This is Language class." Rock pointed out

"Wha-what!" Linda exclaimed before glaring at her schedule. "Oh, well I had Reading third hour last year.. Sort of my instinct to greet you that way. Well, welcome to third hour Language!"

"It's great to be here." Jericho replied sarcastically.

"Now that's the spirit!"

"Oh my god... We got the retarded language teacher." Jericho mumbled.

"At least she's not as stupid as that Maria chick." Rock stated.

"You got that right!" Jericho exclaimed.

"BOYS! Will I have to separate you two?" Linda asked.

"Ah, no Mr. McMahon!" Jericho replied.

"It's MRS!" Linda snapped.

"Could have fooled me..." Jericho mumbled.

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"Now, kids... I want to welcome you to my science class... As you can see I've got an experiment already started." Mankind stated.

"Ah, what experiment?" Trish asked.

"This one." Mankind replied, pulling out a sock from his sweat pants.

"EWWW!" Candice exclaimed.

"What is THAT!" John snapped.

"THAT? Mr. Socko is not a 'that'. Mr. Sock is a deadly weapon!" Mankind declared.

"If he's so deadly why is he here!" Coach hissed.

"Because Mr. Socko will punish those who are bad." Mankind replied.

"Oh really?" Coach challenged.

"You seriously want to test me boy?" Mankind asked.

"Hit me with your best shot!" Coach sneered.

Mankind put Mr. Sock on his hand and shoved it into Coach's mouth.

"OH MY GOD!" Trish and Candice screamed.

"Haha... Coach is a loser." John teased.

JBL and Orlando crossed their arms.

"He's so out of the group..." JBL commented.

"Yeah." Orlando agreed.

After Coach passed out Mankind got back on his feet.

"Hey! Get back to your class!" Mankind ordered.

"Sorry, Mr. Mankind... We just wanted to see the show." JBL stated.

"Well show's over, kiddies!" Mankind replied.

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"Can you believe our Science teacher?" Trish asked as she and Candice left the room.

"No, he put a sock in a kids mouth!" Candice stated.

"Well that was interesting." Rey mumbled.

"That was very entertaining." John insisted.

"Sure, it was, but completely disgusting!" Rey replied.

"Ehhhh..." Coach muttered while holding his stomach. "I think I'm going to be si--"

Coach stopped talking for he had thrown up and the rest of the kids laughed before pushing him down in his own puke. Talk about sick. Ewww! Anyhow, another kid was so disgusted that he threw up on Coach, who was already in his own puke and now in someone else's puke as well. Now isn't that a coincidence? While the Janitor had a mess to clean up Coach was given a referral for puking in a hall way and rolling around in it and provoking another student to throw up.

"What's a referral?" Coach asked, who was still covered in puke.

"A 45 minute detention with me!" Vince sneered.

"WHAT!" Coach exclaimed before he fainted.

"And that's another referral for getting my carpet full of your puke! You little bastard!" Vince hissed.

Vince walked over to the 'call button'.

"Yes?" Came a voice.

"We've got a drunk student here, who will get an in-school suspension!" Vince stated.

"Okay Mr. McMahon! We'll get the school nurse and Officer Austin there before you know it!" The voice said.

Vince shuddered at the mere mention of Officer Austin, who was the most feared School Officer in the school history and also a thorn in Vince's side, but that's another story.

"Mr. McDonald we've come for the boy." Austin stated.

"It's McMahon." Vince corrected.

"What?" Austin taunted.

"I said it's MCMAHON!" Vince snapped.

"Well you don't need to shout, I can hear you know." Austin replied.

Debra rolled her eyes, "So where's the kid?"

"There!" Vince exclaimed, pointing at the flag pole outside.

"Why is he hanging upside down on the flag pole?" Debra asked.

"Because he got puke all over my office! And JBL needed to teach him a lesson." Vince replied.

"You mean that fag that's always wearing cowboy hats and suits?" Austin questioned.

"Yeah, that kid." Vince mumbled.

Austin took out a beer and downed it in a matter of seconds before he hopped on his four wheeler and zoomed off in search of the fag who always wears cowboy hats and suits, psst, it's JBL! While Austin ran over JBL a few times Debra helped Coach off the flag pole, but she accidentally dropped him on his head.

"Ah, well, no harm done, right?" Debra stated after she dropped him.

Then she dragged him back into the school by his left leg, accidentally hitting his head on the door frame as she did so.

"Well, not like he needs to be conscious when I bring him back..." Debra muttered.

Then Austin came back and accidentally ran over Coach as he did sped past Debra, he had JBL, who was knocked out, on the back of his four wheeler. When he ran over Coach JBL flung out and landed on top of Coach. A group of kids came by and started pointing and laughing.

"They're gay!" The kids taunted. "GAY!"

Austin shrugged, not bothering to tell them what really happened and then he opened another beer. After he downed another beer he dropped JBL off in the detention room, on his head by the way. While Austin did that Debra continued to drag Coach before she threw him in the showers and turned the water onto steaming hot. After Coach ran out screaming Debra left and allowed Coach to go back to class, which he was late for.

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"COACH!" Hogan yelled.

"Yeah Mr. Hogan?" Coach questioned as he walked into the class room.

"Did you pee your pants?" Rock asked.

"NO!" Coach snapped.

"Brother, you better take a seat before I give you a referral!" Hogan hissed.

"Another referral? I've gotten two already!" Coach complained.

"That's because you're a little bitch, just like Shelton!" Jericho stated.

"HEY!" Shelton snapped.

"Sorry man, it had to be said." Jericho replied.

"No it didn't!" Shelton declared.

"Did too."

"Did NOT!"

"DID TOOO!"

"DID NOOOOT!"

"SHUT UP!" Hogan ordered.

The class grew quiet and Coach took his seat next to the teacher aid, Mae Young.

"AH!" Coach exclaimed, falling out of his chair as he noticed Mae.

"What is wrong with you?" Hogan asked, shaking his head.

"She... She scared me!" Coach insisted.

Hogan stared at Mae, who smiled and had like four teeth missing. Hogan shuddered before he sighed.

"I guess it's okay that you were scared... I mean, who wouldn't be scared of that... That..." Hogan started, but then received a look from Mae. "BEAUTIFUL creature?"

"Beautiful creature? Are you HIGH!" Cena snapped.

"Or drunk?" Kane added.

"NO AND NO!" Hogan yelled.

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Meanwhile, in the gym a group of students were sitting around, doing nothing.

"What do you think happened to the teacher?" Dave asked.

"I bet she got ran over by a forklift!" Undertaker insisted.

"A forklift? WHO could get a forklift into the school?" Randy snapped.

"Did I say it was in school?" Undertaker asked.

"He's got a point." Dave stated.

"Yes, he does, but don't tell him I said that." Randy replied.

"What are the odds our teacher passed out drunk behind the bleachers?" Rey questioned as he walked in.

"WHAT?" The kids exclaimed.

The group of kids ran to the bleachers, where sure enough their teacher was passed out.

"Is that even a teacher?" Molly asked.

"No... That's the janitor..." John replied.

"How can you tell?" Randy snapped.

"Because he's got a keychain of like a million keys!" John informed him.

"He has a point." Dave stated.

"Oh shut up!" Randy hissed.

To Be Continued...

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