Well This Sucks... Chapter Twenty-Eight... I mean Four!
Summary: Selected superstars of the WWE are taken to school! This time it ain't kindergarten, but sixth grade! How will they cope with the evil seventh and eighth graders that are out to make their life a living hell?
Disclaimer: I own Randy Orton... In my dreams... (evil laugh)
Pairing(s): For now... There aren't any... For I am too stupid to remember who I ever wanted to pair up.

Author Notes: I have no clue what I'm gonna do with pairings! So please peoples let your voice be heard and tell me who I should pair up! AND GOD! I wrote chapter two on both chapters two and three... Why didn't anyone tell me?

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Now the kids in the gym were throwing dodge balls at the Janitor, seeing if he'd wake up. However, after they ran out of dodge balls someone suggested that they throw basketballs at him. You can only guess who suggested that, if you guess John, then you were right. The kids tossed basketballs and as weird as it sounds someone actually hit a bar that linked the bleachers to the wall and it came back and knocked them out.

"Damn." John mumbled as the kid laid on the floor.

"What an idiot." Randy commented.

"Who the hell knocks them self out with a basketball!" Rey exclaimed, shaking his head.

"Apparently Molly Holly." Undertaker replied.

"Apparently." The other kids agreed.

"Hey! What are you kids doing?" Vince yelled as he came into the gym.

"Mr. Janitor and Molly got into a fight! They threw basketballs and dodge balls! And he knocked her out with a basketball! Then he passed out drunk!" Benoit explained.

"Is this true?" Vince questioned the rest of the kids.

"Yeah." Everyone replied.

"Well, that student is fired! And the janitor is expelled!" Vince stated.

Everyone stood in silence, Vince's new personal assistant Terri nudged him.

"Vince, you've got it the wrong way... The student is expelled. The janitor is fired." Terri pointed out.

"No, that student is fired! Don't make me change my mind about hiring you!" Vince warned.

"Okay, Mr. McMahon." Terri mumbled.

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The bell rang once more, it was finally 6th grade lunch time. The kids rushed into the cafeteria and shocking some kids even beat one another with trays to get what they wanted. Shame that Val was beaten by a mob of ten kids.

"Do you realize that we've sent ten kids home with injuries on the first day?" Linda asked.

"Who cares, at least they're having fun!" Vince replied.

Just as Vince said that the group of ten kids grabbed trays and started whacking Coach with the said trays.

"See, they're playing hit the Coach now! It's so cute." Vince commented.

"I wonder if candy will come out!" One of the kids exclaimed as they hit Coach.

"What the... Those kids are evil." Mark Henry, one of the lunch guys, stated.

"What do you mean you don't have apple juice!" Maria exclaimed.

"What? I didn't say anything..." Mark replied.

"Maria, just keep walking." John mumbled.

Maria started crying and tossed her tray before she ran away, coincidently it hit Coach in the back of the head, knocking him out.

"Oh god, that Coach kid is knocked out again, Austin!" Mae exclaimed.

"Really now? I thought he died." Austin commented, drinking a beer as he watched the kids rob him.

Just as the kids ran away with Coach's money two kids walked up to Coach and started kicking him. One kicked him in the face and then the other hit him over the head with his guitar.

"That's what you get for being a loser!" Jericho exclaimed as Rock hit Coach with his guitar.

"Why does that kid have a guitar?" Linda questioned.

"He's in a band." Vince replied.

"Do you even know him?" Linda asked.

"No, but I'm guessing he's in a band." Vince stated.

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Meanwhile; Trish, Lita, Victoria and Gail were all sitting with the 2005 Student Search winner and three of the losers.

"Ha, you three lost!" Ashley exclaimed.

"Odd..." Trish mumbled.

"Who cares? Shut up Ashley before I moonsault your ass!" Lita snapped.

"Whatever." Ashley replied, waving her off.

"Ashley's a bitch." Leyla whispered to Elisabeth.

"Yes, she is." Elisabeth agreed.

"Hey guys!" Christy exclaimed as she walked up the table with Candice and Torrie.

"Ashley, what are you doing here?" Candice sneered.

"I go to school here, idiot." Ashley hissed.

"I know that, but you're not cool enough to sit by us!" Candice replied.

"She has a point." Cameron stated.

"Shut up! You're a loser!" Ashley snapped.

"And you're a bitch, now go away!" Victoria ordered.

"Yeah!" The rest of the girls agreed.

"How rude!" Ashley exclaimed as she got up.

"Yes, how rude." Randy agreed, with a smirk.

"Randy... Dave... Nice to see you two passed fifth grade." Lita replied.

"What are you talking about! Dave didn't pass fifth grade!" Randy insisted.

"What? Man, I passed! You barely passed!" Dave snapped.

"Sure you did." Randy murmured.

"Why are you two here anyway?" Trish asked.

"Because... Dave wants to ask Lita out." Randy replied.

Dave stared at Randy, while Lita stared at the table.

"Ewww." Lita mumbled before getting up.

"He's lying!" Dave yelled after the redhead.

The rest of the girls at the table stared at Dave, who now wanted to kill Randy. Randy glared at Dave and then waved to the girls before he ran away, Dave quickly ran after him. The two ran toward Austin and Mae, even though most people run away from Mae. Still let them run toward them. As Randy ran past Austin, Austin put his foot out and tripped him.

"Austin, you can't trip the kids." Mae stated.

"I just did." Austin replied.

"Ahh!" Randy screamed as Dave stopped running.

"I haven't even touched you!" Dave exclaimed.

"Right." Randy mumbled.

"You're a sissy-boy." John commented as he walked by.

"Shut up! You don't even have a girlfriend!" Randy snapped.

"Neither do you." Dave pointed out.

Randy turned to Dave, "Shut up!"

Just as Dave was about to talk Lita walked by, however she kept her distance. John stared at her and then glared at Dave.

"Is it just me or does she not want to be by you?" John asked.

Dave crossed his arms, "The sissy-boy here told her that I wanted to ask her out."

"Really now? So do you?" John questioned.

"Ah, no. I don't. I'd rather ask Mae out!" Dave exclaimed.

John backed away slightly, "Mae has to be at least 70 years old... You're one sick puppy. Just please, stay away from me."

"What? I mean the girl named Mae! Not Mae Young! The... Eww! The gym teacher?" Dave snapped.

"There is no girl named Mae in this school." Randy pointed out.

Just as Randy said that a foreign exchange student with a name tag that read, "Mae" walked by.

"Well what do you know! There really is a girl named Mae!" Dave exclaimed.

"What are the odds?" John mumbled.

"Like 1-20... Wait! I bet her name isn't even Mae!" Randy stated.

"No, please, don't go up to her and ask... You'll make a fool out of yourself." John replied.

"Oh shut up! Leave me alone." Randy snapped.

While Randy stormed off, Dave followed and John laughed at the image of them.

"I bet they're gay." Rock declared.

"They probably are." John agreed.

"Hey, my name is The Rock!" Rock announced, offering a hand.

"Wow, your parents must have hated you." John commented, shaking his hand.

"No, that's my nick-name. My real name is Dwayne. But don't tell the teachers. They'll start calling me that." Rock replied.

"That's cool. I'm J to the O to the H to the N. Yeah, bitch." John stated.

"Hey! No swearing in school!" The janitor snapped.

"Weren't you fired?" John questioned.

"Shit.." The janitor mumbled before he started mopping the floor.

"Hey! I fired you!" Vince exclaimed.

The janitor looked up and then ran away, Vince quickly ran after him as he yelled, "GET BACK HERE, DAMNIT!"

"We should just inch away and say we never seen anything." Rock whispered.

"Yeah.." John agreed.

To Be Continued...

Yeah, I know... It wasn't right of Austin to trip Randy, but that's something Austin would do! Lol, anyhow... REVIEW! Or else no next chapter... I know... I'm lying... Sadly... I'm a bad, bad liar... lol