One Piece isn't mine. So please don't sue me…
Warning: This story is yaoi, which is a term of Japanese origin used to refer to work that refers to homosexual relationships between male characters. Boy love. So if this isn't your thing, please go back now.
Zoro x Sanji, written for the topic "Talking" at the Livejournal community OnePieceYaoi100. Basically means I wrote a story with only dialogue. Don't worry, only the first "chapter" is like this...
Unnecessary Jealousy
"You know that really pisses me off, shitty-cook."
"Hn?"
(silence)
"Don't try to fuck with me. You know what I'm talking about."
(mumbles) "I swear, one of these days I'm gonna shave that goddamn eyebrow off when you quirk it at me..."
"Fuck you, shithead. Speak up like a big boy."
(silence)
"Stop scowling at me and just spit it out, shitty-swordsman."
"I hate it when you throw yourself in from of the women like a lovesick puppy. Like every fucking scrap of attention they give you is worth its weight in gold or something."
(silence)
(silence)
"You're jealous."
(silence)
"Baka. Do I do this to the girls?"
"Nnnnngh, cook."
"Mmmm... you know I like it when you moan like that."
"Just shut up and do it again."
A/N (growls at Fanfiction . net) The original used quotes around three periods... - looked so much better than my "(silence)" thingy here. Basically, each period of silence is that on the part of one character. And since they take turns interacting... hopefully you can figure out who is talking. Please, someone let me know if this just doesn't work and I'll try to figure something else out. I really don't like the formating here... I might just have to rewrite it.