A/n: The evil-ness is back. I'm sorry about the errors in the story, but Fanfiction(dot)net did it. Cookie time. (Yes. I will be as random as I can.)

Death! Mew? – I'm sorry if it's not your preferred length, and I get the basic idea(basic idea? I'm wondering what I mean about that too.) of what teme means. Thank you for telling me how to spell it.

Koharu Kage – I explained it in my message, that I was brain dead about the movies.

Cookies for you!

By the way, I'm running out of ideas, so unless this chapter ends with a cliffhanger, I might call it complete. Coke-drinking this time.

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(Alas! The meeting bridge again!)

"Kakashi-sensei hasn't been here since last week…I'm starting to worry about him…"said Sakura(Yesh, I hate her profusely, and yet..IN THE PLOT.)

'THAT BAKA BETTER COME SOON OR ELSE!' screamed inner Sakura in all her 'glory'.

Wow. She has the nerve to call her own sensei a baka.

Of course, they had gotten used to their sensei not being there to meet them a little while ago. They were getting bored, and they had not learned anything new for quite a while. So, they went off to train, Naruto jumping off the bridge, Sasuke to the training dummy, and Sakura, well, off to follow Sasuke. Speaking of Kakashi, let's go check on him.

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We check in to Kakashi, sleeping on the bed. Wait, that's not right. I mean… FREAKING OUT IN THE KITCHEN! That's better.

You see, he had just looked at his pots and pans, and saw…Himself. But, he also saw he had gotten paler, his eye was red(of course it is), and his eyes were discolored. Then he got a massive headache(like I do when I scream a lot) and took some aspirin. He put on his ninja gear for no reason whatsoever and took off to the bridge, 5 hours late. Unfortunately, he got there so late the only thing there was bird poo.

"Eh…This is the only thing I find when I'm here…" he thought out loud. "Do they think that I deserted them?"

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Naruto, being the usual Naruto he is, was soaking wet in water, trash, and who knows what. He fell in about 3 times, jumped on the bridge, accidentally fell on the bridge, and the who knows what stung his eyes, made him temporarily blind, and he ran into a trash can.(Try saying that in one breath! I did.dies of oxygen loss)

Sakura, caught three times, a kunai thrown at her 7 times, and senbon thrown at her about 10 times, had gotten fed up. She stomped into the woods, kicked a tree, only to gain a pounding toe, a hurting head, and she was dripping in sweat. Apparently, she broke down and cried.

"The pain… Too much… Head hurts… Sweaty… When's the end of training?" she said in a nervous breakdown.

'Oh wait, Kakashi-sensei is not here, so I can go home any time I like!' And with that thought, she skipped back home, hoping to take a shower.

Sasuke had lost his patience with Sakura around the 1st kunai.

'She's probably sweating to death.' He thought with a smirk. 'Serves her right. The only thing she thinks about is me. Ino is the same.' And he thought no more of it, and just continued to hit the dummy. Of course, it was slightly boring, seeing as the dummy didn't fight back.

"I need a real dummy. Someone like Naruto. He's a dummy.'(Sorry. Urge for bad pun…)

Then he sauntered off after taking out the kunai and senbon.

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A/n – Probably the longest chapter. I'm not sure. I guess this means I'm going to continue the story.. Who knows when it will end? Do you know? Will I stop asking questions with no meaning to you? Nobody. No. Of course not.