A/n: I'm just gonna go straight to the cookies.

The Rebel Goddess: Yes, thank you for the idea, I will apply that to this chapter.

No hyperness, just my daily dose of insanity. But I don't know much about the Akatsuki, so expect OOC-ness.

Itachi's Little Prank

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Last Chapter-

One of the bunshins yelled across the river. Naruto heard it and said it aloud in surprise.

"Sasuke is reading something?" When the bunshin called across the river again, Naruto was even more surprised.

"Sasuke's reading-"

Next Chapter-

Itachi was sitting in the den, trying to find out how to knit…

And then a Mary-Sue popped out of nowhere. And I mean she 'popped' through the ceiling. He cast a lazy eye toward her, and got back to the needles. Then Mary-Sue, or Sue as we shall call her, got a stick from one of the nearby bushes and started poking the weasel with it.

"ITACHI-SAMA!" She yelled while doing this. Once again, the eye went towards her, and back to the knitting. He wasn't getting very far.. He was also losing his patience. Finally, he said 2(the 2 words! XD) words:

"Mangekyu Sharingan."(I don't remember how to spell it.. D: ) Sue stood stock-still, and she began to lose consciousness.

"Hmmm," Itachi puzzled over his latest victim. "Maybe I can annoy Kisame with it…She definitely annoyed me." So he told her to get the long, pokey stick and put red cherry juice on it, just for kicks.

Sue arrived at Kisame's room, where Kisame was experimenting to see if his eyes could see his forehead. That's when Sue moved in, and poked Kisame with the stick. The juice slowly spread until it was at his collar, a red mess. The shark looked down, and opened his mouth to say this:

"OH MY GOD I'M BLEEDING SO HARD AHHHHHH! This is weird, I'm not feeling pain. Oh well. AHHHHHHHH!" He screamed while running around in circles. Then she poked his chest, around his diaphragm. "I'M BLEEDING EVEN MORE AHHHHH!" He ran to Itachi, who was back to his needles.

"Damn these things…"He looked at the knitting packet and saw…2 Needles. "I guess those are the needles, not senbon."

"ITACHIIIIIIIIIIIII!" Kisame yelled.

"Whut." Itachi replied uncaringly.

"I'M FRIGGIN BLEEDING TO MY DEATH HERE AND YOU CARE ABOUT STRING!"

The weasel poked his finger on Kisame's robe, and got a liberal amount of 'blood' on his finger. He put the finger in his mouth, followed by a beautiful sound:

"EEEEWWWWWW!1!"

"I's erry uice," Itachi said quietly.

"What'a what what?"

"It's cherry juice."

"…Oh." Kisame said, embarrassed that he had been humiliated.

Just then, Sue clambered out of a bush. Itachi had been 'oh so kind' enough to let her out of the Mange Sharingan for a little bit.

"ITACHI-SAMAAA! MARRY MEEEE!"

Oh, right. About that:

Every year, the Mary-Sues got together to choose who will marry an outer clansman. This year, the unlucky Sue had to marry Itachi. It's so tribal, it's scary.

"No," was the cold answer.

A few very violent minutes later, there was Sue blood all over the walls.

"Did you have to do that?"

"No, all I had to do was say no, and she would return to her clan."

"Then why did you kill her?"

"Because I wanted to.-ㅎㅎㅎ-" (Yes, this means I'm Korean. ASIAN PRIDE MAN! WHOOO!)

OWARI

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I dunno, I think I'll be doing reviewless chapters.. At least I didn't abandon ship.

:D!

Ja,

Peepmeow