An: Hey guys! Final chapter for this story, Kakashi's Speaking Problem.

This is pretty much what happened that Naruto made a list of when Kakashi stops lying.

Anyway, since nobody apparently reviewed for the Authors Note,5000 words, I'll cookie for the ch 5 reviewer, Alchemist Neko-chan- Thank you and yes, I had updated as soon as I could!

Story!

What Happens…

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'Sasuke,' Thought Naruto, 'is apparently in no mood to fight.' He continued to stare with blazing eyes at the doujinshi (yes, that's what he was reading) reading Sasuke.

'This is what happens when Kakashi stops lying:

Sakura gives up.

(some were not included, but Naruto saw them later, deal with that!)

Ino runs away.

Hinata swears.

I walk away from a fight.

Asuma(o, whichever one is correct) stops smoking.

Orochimaru becomes straight (Yay!).

Itachi laughs.( I don't know if he does so in the anime.)

Kabuto quits and makes 1000 paper cranes.

Deidera cuts his hair.. is he a she? ( Naruto's thought)

Hiashi says sorry to Hinata.

Neji becomes a member of the Main family.

Hanabi becomes weaker than Hinata (Which, we Hinata fans know, she always has been)

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So, I guess, it's better…' Naruto mused, ' if Kakashi-sensei stays a, no matter how bad, liar.'

"I unwish my wish."

A few weeks later, they were all back to their normal, morbid, ninja-ish, morbid, kunai-throwing, did I mention morbid and bloodthirsty?(All except Hinata. All hail Hinata!)

So.. Yeah. That's the end of this story.

I hope you enjoyed this lesson.

"WHAT LESSON!"

I'm out.

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I wonder… Who is the person telling the story? Why am I cursed with this Tomato thrower? Who am I? Who are you? Where am I? WHAT IN THE HELL IS HAPPENING HERE!

Anyway,

I finished. Oy.

Ja!

Peepmeow